OT: ND Schadenfreude
[on Kelly] Who are you going to get to replace him ? Seriously ? WHO??????
Who would want this job? It's like going to fight opponents who are on steroids with two hands tied behind your back.
USC, Ohio St, Michigan, Miami, FSU, Oklahoma, Texas, and the entire SEC have absolutely no restrictions. You don't need to know how to read. You don't have to go to class. They have majors like doobie rollin and pimpology. They can let anyone in, they can let anyone go. They have better looking girls who take their panties off easier. And on and on it goes.It really is hilarious to say the least.
ND needs to drop those teams. ND needs to drop Michigan St. and Michigan as well.
Teams that ND should be playing every year are:
Duke, Minnesota, Rutgers, Army, Navy, Indiana, Rice, Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, Boston College, Pitt, Washington St.
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[on Rees] Hopefully this guy will get lost somewhere and never show up at ND again. Take Kelly with him.
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Rees needs to be taken to the glue factory.
Any other items we can get a laugh out of on a Friday morning?
December 30th, 2011 at 11:06 AM ^
Ahhhh, the good ol' days. Ann Arbor just ain't what it used to be.
December 30th, 2011 at 11:03 AM ^
From the late 70's on the Hash Bash was mostly kids in high school from all over the state
December 30th, 2011 at 9:13 AM ^
"Craig i'm gonna get you high today. Cuz it's Friday you don't even got no job, and you don't got shit to do........"
December 30th, 2011 at 9:16 AM ^
I believe I read somewhere that the restrictions on ND for acceptance have been lowered since Kelly arrived on the scene. Some of the alum are not happy about this situation. I don't remember where I read this.
December 30th, 2011 at 9:20 AM ^
December 30th, 2011 at 9:45 AM ^
the slams are well deserved. the girls at michigan are either untouchable goddesses (there are four or five every given year) or look like men. unlike RCMB and golden bobcat U where there are tons of totally bangable chicks. and down here in SEC country the scale is off the charts. sorry.
December 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM ^
...descend into a conversation about which chicks are the most "bangable." Not doing that is what separates us from the animals.
December 30th, 2011 at 11:11 AM ^
You don't see any chimps going, "Yeah, I hit that last night."
December 30th, 2011 at 12:38 PM ^
Why are you posting pictures of elno j lewis?
December 30th, 2011 at 12:37 PM ^
December 30th, 2011 at 8:57 PM ^
Most of the girls that go here are pretty after a fifth of hard liquor. The hangover makes them that much more ugly though...
December 30th, 2011 at 9:21 AM ^
Why is it that the threads with the most neg votes are always the most entertaining ones?
December 30th, 2011 at 9:21 AM ^
Fuck Notre Dame...pussies lost their bowl game again.
December 30th, 2011 at 9:29 AM ^
Teams that ND should be playing every year are: Duke, Minnesota, Rutgers, Army, Navy, Indiana, Rice, Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, Boston College, Pitt, Washington St.
Overall record: 8-4, same as usual. As for who could coach at ND other than Kelly, I don't think there is a good answer for this anymore. From now until I pass, when I think ND, I will think "purple-headed coach".
December 30th, 2011 at 9:25 AM ^
Rudy, Freakbass and the Fighting Figure Skaters support you!
Also, the media (I'm assuming this was a media article?) are making excuses for you. How much lower can you go?
December 30th, 2011 at 9:32 AM ^
ND's high standards are way overstated. They often get top ten recruiting classes and they do accept kids with poor scores. Blanton a multi-year starter retook the SAT to get up to a 600, I stopped following him on the recruiting sites after he committed to ND and maybe he got a decent score on his 3rd or 4th try, but he literally improved his SAT score UP to a 600 on his 2nd try...when he accepted to ND. That score is literally like randomly guessing on every single question and somehow it was an improvement from his first attempt.
The Orlando Sentinnel use to rank football programs based on academic entrance standards on a 1-10 scale. Notre Dame came in on a respectable 7 rating...but most of their typical opponents also came in with a 7 or higher ranking...including Michigan, Army (West Point), Navy (Annapolis Naval Academy), BYU, Penn State, BC, UCLA, Stanford, Air Force, Pitt, and etc...
December 30th, 2011 at 9:33 AM ^
...there's also some schadenfreude in this as well, for this will be ND trying to build a schedule in a few years:
December 30th, 2011 at 9:43 AM ^
I love that list of teams as it basically means if it wasnt for our sweetheart deal with the BCS we are a mid major program ala Boise/TCU that needs to go 14-0 to reach a BCS game. Fuck off ND and I hope to *your touchdown jesus* that this deal between the Big 10 and the Pac 12 makes you even more irrelevent.
December 30th, 2011 at 9:48 AM ^
Nice job placing michigan into a category of academically "easy" schools. This is some tremendous schadenfreud, don't worry ND Lou Holtz will be pre season placing you into a BCS bowl soon enough
December 30th, 2011 at 10:06 AM ^
That is a lock already. That goofy bastard already picked them in the top 10 for next year
December 30th, 2011 at 11:49 AM ^
Loved Holtz at halftime making excuses for ND crappy offensive showing by saying that they were playing vanilla offence because they knew that FSU couldn't score 7 on the ND defence. Mark May then called him out by saying that "throwing from 1st and goal on the 4 just to have it picked is not playing vanilla"! First time in years I enjoyed anything that May had to say.
December 30th, 2011 at 2:06 PM ^
It is actually starting to really annoy me that ESPN keeps Holtz on staff despite his blatant and unrivaled homerism. In terms of strength of rose colored glasses, the rankings are a normal homer fan, then the actual coach of a team, then Lou Holtz for ND. It's absurd. He seems like a nice enough guy but I think he might be my most hated analyst on tv, and that includes deepest to deepest Spielman.
December 30th, 2011 at 9:49 AM ^
Say what you will about this guy, but he's obviously done his homework on Michigan majors.
December 30th, 2011 at 9:51 AM ^
Too funny. Every time they lose a game they pretend they are only allowed to recruit Irish Catholic valedictorians.
Also, it's been my experience that Catholic girls remove their panties at roughly the same rate as the rest of the population.
December 30th, 2011 at 11:40 AM ^
If half the tales my friends in Catholic school used to tell are true, then it's at a far higher clip than the rest of the population. But I digress.
December 30th, 2011 at 12:05 PM ^
During Orientation I met a girl who graduated from Catholic school and intended to pursue an Engineering degree.
All I will say is that she promptly partied her way to a 0.87 (or was it 0.087?) GPA during the ensuing fall semester.
Wow.
December 30th, 2011 at 1:06 PM ^
December 30th, 2011 at 1:09 PM ^
is no excuse to start telling "catholic girls are whores" stories. Would you feel as free to post that nonsense about Jewish or black women?
December 30th, 2011 at 2:48 PM ^
It's ok. It helps me recognize the posters as idiots. Light is the best disinfectant.
December 30th, 2011 at 9:54 AM ^
Let's see. Mike Davies, Tyrone Willingham, Charlie Weis, Brian Kelly, annual top ten recruiting classes despite yearly disappointment, high retention rate of top players like Te'o.
Obviously ND isn't taking part in any extracurricular recruiting activity, and the problem is all those shit players that they have to keep running on the field.
December 30th, 2011 at 11:12 AM ^
*Bob Davie. Not that I actually care.
December 30th, 2011 at 9:58 AM ^
"girls that take their panties off easier".
I forgot what the article was supposed to be about.
December 30th, 2011 at 11:08 AM ^
At least ours wear panties! At MSU they go commando and at OSU I don't want to know.
December 30th, 2011 at 12:42 PM ^
there is nothing wrong with a co-ed going commando. Nothing at all.
December 30th, 2011 at 1:59 PM ^
I concur
December 30th, 2011 at 4:38 PM ^
until you sit in the seat they recently vacated and you start to fear what you might catch
December 30th, 2011 at 9:59 AM ^
If we're just throwing steroid claims around, I'm dragging Eifert and Teo down with the rest of the goons.
December 30th, 2011 at 10:06 AM ^
Nice how ND meltdowns always have to sneak in a soupçon of racism. I dedicate that bowl loss to your eggplant-faced coach and those bonehead fans who make the rest of ND look bad.
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<br>But never mind me, I'm just bent that UM didn't offer Doobie Rollin' as a 500-level course. Way to screw over Grad students .
December 30th, 2011 at 10:13 AM ^
They did, It's called IOE 501, HEYOH Intra-Departmental engineering zing(!)
December 30th, 2011 at 12:41 PM ^
Eggplant-Face...nice, I'm gonna steal that. Thanks.
December 30th, 2011 at 2:25 PM ^
I blanked on his name once in conversation so I threw in "Eggplant Face" as a substitute. Everyone immediately knew who I meant.
December 30th, 2011 at 10:15 AM ^
December 30th, 2011 at 10:44 AM ^
'even our pimps have higher GPAs.'
December 30th, 2011 at 10:54 AM ^
December 30th, 2011 at 10:44 AM ^
Indiana has the same restrictions as Notre Dame? If theres one sure way for me to start my day off half confused and half pissed off, it's certainly to ask a Notre Dame fan for his two cents.
December 30th, 2011 at 11:05 AM ^
Everyone knows if you give a girl a percocet, 2 vicodins, and a couple of beers and the panties drop. It's very nice... It's nice!
December 30th, 2011 at 12:39 PM ^
Your mom must be so proud of you...
December 30th, 2011 at 11:05 AM ^
Everyone knows if you give a girl a percocet, 2 vicodins, and a couple of beers and the panties drop. It's very nice... It's nice!
December 30th, 2011 at 11:05 AM ^
Everyone knows if you give a girl a percocet, 2 vicodins, and a couple of beers and the panties drop. It's very nice... It's nice!