He was about to voluntarily chastize someone for doing something that he deemed immoral, but before he got the chance his bosses forced him to write something with humor:
national champs baby
OT - Michael Rosenberg - forced against his will to practice humor
December 29th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
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OT - Michael Rosenberg - forced against his will to practice humor
December 29th, 2011 at 2:47 PM | 
Great concept, poor
Great concept, poor
December 29th, 2011 at 2:54 PM |
Before I got to the end of "January,"
Before I got to the end of "January,"
I started scrolling down to see how much more there was. What a chore to read that. What a lot of work, for such a tiny payoff in terms of humor.
December 29th, 2011 at 2:55 PM |
I liked it.
I liked it.
I liked it.
Hail To the Victors...In Ohio
December 29th, 2011 at 2:59 PM |
Not reading it
Not reading it
I will never justify his position at SI by giving him as much as one click. They should have fired him after Three and Out hit the shelves. Rosenberg violated his profession's code of ethics, and was rewarded with a position at SI.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM |
If he saw this, he would get
If he saw this, he would get
If he saw this, he would get teary eyed. He put his life and soul into that SI article.
For a' that, an' a' that,
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
December 29th, 2011 at 3:03 PM |
Nothing's changed by this lame attempt at humor
Nothing's changed by this lame attempt at humor
If he was on fire, I still wouldn't piss on him.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:11 PM |
Harsh!
Harsh!
I'm somewhat more forgiving: I'd piss on him, given the chance.
Taking it one week at a time
December 29th, 2011 at 3:09 PM |
That was hilarious!
That was hilarious!
That was hilarious!
December 29th, 2011 at 3:20 PM |
I ran into Rosenberg this
I ran into Rosenberg this
I ran into Rosenberg this morning. The trial begins March 14th.
(I joke)
I've decided to lay off the food for a while, and go on the booze.
December 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM |
Did you run into him
Did you run into him
on porpoise?
December 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM |
I like Michael Rosenberg,
I like Michael Rosenberg,
I like Michael Rosenberg, he's a swell guy. The Watchman is on the wall. Rosenberg; Champion of integrity.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:21 PM |
I literally got through the
I literally got through the
I literally got through the first "date" and stopped reading. Then I came back to the comments here and was glad to see I wasn't the only one. Sports Illustrated got their money's worth with this turd.
"the Spirit of Michigan...is based on a deathless loyalty to Michigan and all her ways....and a conviction that nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours" - Fielding Yost
December 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM |
posted from iPhone
posted from iPhone
Ts:dr
Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
December 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM |
I gladly stopped reading SI and the Freep long ago
I gladly stopped reading SI and the Freep long ago
because of horrible "journalists" like Rosenberg and I am not about to start now.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:13 PM |
I just scrolled to the end,
I just scrolled to the end,
and saw a link to photos of NBA players ex-wives and girlfriends. Much more enjoyable to read...
December 29th, 2011 at 5:13 PM |
Whoa
Whoa
Someone forced to practice against his will, you say? I know someone who wouldn't approve of that...
December 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM |
I lost a lot of respect for
I lost a lot of respect for
I lost a lot of respect for Stewart Mandel after this tweet:
All of @Rosenberg_Mike predictions for 2012 are hilarious, but CFB fans will love Jan. 9 and Aug. 18
None of those approach hilarity or even a mild chuckle.
December 29th, 2011 at 6:22 PM |
I certainly can't say that my
I certainly can't say that my
I certainly can't say that my impressions of Rosenbitch didn't diminish after reading 3&0, What amazes me is that there was even room for them to drop at all. The guy's just a terrible writer and any attempt at humor in the past has been a gigantic bomb. The only time I laugh at this goober is when he tries to write something serious or credible! Maybe we can take one of those photos of him and play Pin the Tail on the Rosenass!
Chicago Blue!
December 29th, 2011 at 6:40 PM |
I certainly can't say that my
I certainly can't say that my
Double post - sorry.
Chicago Blue!
December 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM |
Hoo boy, that sucked.
Hoo boy, that sucked.
Hoo boy, that sucked.
Great concept, poor execution. Didn't even smile while reading. Move on.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer