OT: J. Wilson suspended from Florida State.
Jesus Wilson has been suspended from the Florida State football team for stealing a motor scooter.
While this isn't much news in and of itself, It is important to note that a player with the same initials was suspended for 3 baseball games and NO football games for stealing him some crab legs. I know that Winston enjoys playing baseball but really? Jimbo Fisher is running a nice, clean program down there.
That is a very neggable title.
What purpose does shortening "Jesus" to "J." in the title serve other than to make everyone shit a small Jarrod-shaped turd?
It also doesn't help that nobody here cares about J. Wilson from Florida State.
I read J. Wilson suspended...and almost puked
The guys from Deadliest Catch most definitely agree.
This is important and relevant.
Stealing crab legs is soo much cuter
than this.
...actually. Idk. Pretty close here.
The rape thing is a whole different thing.
Share your enjoyment of fieldsports. Lost me on the Neil Diamond thing...Good Gawd.
I think this is one of the slowest summers in terms of news for the MgoBlogosphere. We have no excitement for this season, it's basically just empathy right now and this is what we get...
So...
Tough audience on an obvious troll. I'm sick of the Lebron news and sick of football dead season. We could always turn this into a negbang?
As there is a thread on it, I managed to find Tomahawk Nation's take on the whole thing, which you can read here - LINK
Long story short, in the arrest report, it is noted that the scooter, valued at $1,000, had nearly that much in damage due to an accident in which Jesus Wilson had been. WIlson at first claimed to have borrowed the scooter from a student named "Drew" (real owner is one Sebastian Bellini). He initially reported having no contact information for this "Drew", but promised to get it the next time he saw "Drew". Only yesterday did Wilson admit finally to taking the scooter, but he made it clear that he had not intended to have it for long.
So, I guess "Drew" is going to be pissed when he finds out about the scooter, eh?
Jesus may have stolen a scooter, but he also built my hot rod.
+1 for the Ministry reference.
+1 for the +1 for the ministry reference.
one of the best shows I ever saw was the Filth Pig tour at State theatre in Detroit...
jdon
Jesus Just Left Chicago-Waitin' on the Bus.
He was late for a crab boil and in a hurry.
Jimbo has made his players fishers of men other people's property...
Good news for FSU is that Jesus is just alright oh yeah
Jesus took the wheel (handlebar)..............and was arrested.
I think it's time to change this thread title to "Jesus W. Suspended from FSU"
have got to be sorely disappointed. You know they had a lot riding on how his morals would turn out with that name choice.
In other relevant news, Jerry West took his Metamucil this morning.
I just thought everyone would be interested because he shares the same initials as some other guys who play sports.
Johnnie Walker. Mmmmmmm.
NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS!
Jesus is just alright with me.
According to the police report, when officers questioned nearby witnesses about the perp's identity, several replied, Jesus Is The Answer...Apparently, a mad scramble to find the stolen scooter ensued, and ended when a detective searching a nearby trash dumpster excaimed: I found it! Obviously, there was Only One Way this was going to end. Badly.