Ot: Help me with my birthday party
Good evening everyone. I really appreciate folks helping me out with my dinner party, alcohol cart, and charcuterie board. People really have been speechless with my spreads, and I only have the mgoblog family to thank. Maybe we should give DamnRollTide a call haha
It is my birthday coming up this Friday, and I am throwing myself a surprise birthday party. I have sent out the invitations via hotmail. I already have my Fairly Odd Parents plates, napkins, and cups handy, but I need everything else in order (food, drink, entertainment). I mean, you only turn 45 once amirite?
I have 3/4 of a deck of cards, a couple walkie talkies, and some chips from the superbowl party. However that's not enough. Any advice to ensure a great time for the invitees?
Toby, you're 45. Nobody cares.
-Wayne Gretzky
-Michael Scott
45 is the new 42. I'm upvoting you, Toby. This is a major milestone and you deserve it. You should send the invitations via AOL and record the number of times you hear "You've Got Mail!"
Just don't hit 'Reply All'!! You'll get the Gorg showing up with their planet destroying mothership. JFC, Flenderson...
Your birthday was two months ago, Toby. I remember it because Michael scheduled it for 4:59pm on a Friday. We’ll all sang Happy Birthday to you in the employee parking lot.
If I'm not invited, I can't help ya!
I did the Eyes Wide Shut thing for my 43rd last month and it didn’t go over like I saw it happening in my head.
Naval officers aren't what they used to be.
*navel
No I did that for my 40th. That was ALL it was cracked up to be.
For this one it was the “party” and the attendees just weren’t into it. I guess I probably should have told them before they got there.
What could go wrong?
A pinata stuffed with durian fruit makes for a great game!
Once you are done with that (don't worry about the smell, it goes away after a year or so), go for some Izzo tossing.
For the grand finale, always go with the toilet launch.
You could ask chatgpt to generate some ideas
Three words: Chuck E Cheese.
I think I still have about a 1000 tickets from my kid's birthday party. I think that is good for 1 hacky sack.
500 chicken nuggets. Super soakers filled with McD sweet and sour. 2 kegs of Surge. Hire Knives Cho from Scott Pilgrim vs the World to be the hostess.
Want a real party? All you need is a stripper pole and Brian Kelly.
That never gets less creepy.
....nor will it.
Any parent seeing that should only have one thought.... FUCK NO! Not on my watch!
Is he smelling his own finger?
For you...Wilson Phillips.
Hit 45 and HOLD ON, Toby.
I'm 45. My advice: skip it.
Bullshit. You're 70 years old. Born in Leningrad on 7 October 1952.
Holy shit! I have the same birthday (not year) as that MFr.
If your first call isn't to Chippendales, you're making a mistake.
Second call to the Michigan State band girl. She'll get it rocking.
I think that is her older sister, here she is in uniform....
Purely mesmerizing and makes me laugh every time.
Napkins? You crazy sumbitch
Hire Johnny Karate
I hope you are surprised by the party that you are throwing yourself
Play Mel Brooks movies and if you’re guests don’t like them, find new guests
I recommend doing what MGoBlog has told you in the past. If it works, why change it?
You can’t do the same gag twice. You move on to the next gag.
I don’t know what to think about somebody throwing themselves a birthday party.
A surprise birthday party at that. Maybe if you do all the planning when you’re really high.
aaay-yooo! start with some party favors
Some autoerotic asphyxiation never hurt anyone.
Good, clean, old-fashioned family fun.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Good cocaine. Bad cocaine is just a waste of everyone's time.
Unless you're LNHS '81, I am of no use
45? Pffffff! That's not even worthy of a power nap, rookie. You can't even apply for Social Security for another 17 years. Medicare? Fuhgedaboudit. That's 20 years away. Pffffff! Rookie.
Pony rides and strippers FTW.
....hookers and blow. Get 6 of one and a half-dozen of the other.
take a block of velveeta and melt it. pour it over a cold block of spam. then put captain crunch in it.
then throw it away and go to a bar with good food / beverages like the rest of us
Go to Red Robin.
They're only half-off now on your birthday. I'm never going to Red Robin again.
And if I'm getting my freebie at the Brown Jug, I'm tipping in cash and not getting a receipt. Can't risk a violation.
I kept all my Birthday parties low key. But the wife wants to take me somewhere for my big 60 later this summer. Yikes, I only have 5 years until retire and in 20 years I'll be 80, if I make it that long?. I'm starting to believe what my Grandparents use to tell me that time just flies by after you turn 40.