OT - douchey MgoBlog users
It's the 6 year!! anniversary of this mgohalloffame thread.
those were the days. i was just a mere reader back then.
http://mgoblog.com/content/ot-douchey-mgoblog-users
Let me start off by saying I know what I am getting myself into here, but it has to be said, even if it is to only get my frustrations off my chest. I am sick of the douche bags on this site. And I think it is safe to assume they are michigan students.
I love this university, My aunt and uncle have season tickets and I have been going since I was 12. I always wanted to go to school here, but it's expensive and my grades weren't good enough in high school. But after living here and going to eastern, I have come to realize that the students that go here are over-privileged, whiny rich kids who don't know jack shit about the real world. It has been showing up more and more on this site, and for the longest time I tolerated people whining about posts not having the right title so they had to take 5 seconds to click on it and realize they didn't want to read it. Were so sorry we inconvenienced you, since you go to U of M you must be right and have everything your way. In fact, I'm sure that some people are going to bitch about me having to long of a post in the forum and I should have put this under diaries. Well guess what, piss off. I just witnessed a forum where people were complaining about the spelling. This blew my mind. Get a life people. Don't you realize people think you're douche bags? Well, it's because you are. Wow, so you go to Michigan, so you can spell, good for you. You think your shit don't stink. But if you were "all that" you would be going to Harvard, Wharton, or MIT., there are plenty of people smarter out there than you. So shut the hell up and post about sports or responses to OT topics, not how well you can spell, that's what first grade spelling bee's are for, or to complain about a topics title, nobody has dial-up anymore, I can click on every link on this site in under 5 min, deal with it
p.s. Also, for all you michigan students who think getting hit by a car won't hurt, the world does not revolve around you. I will stop for you if you are using a designated cross walk. but if you are crossing state street and are coming out from behind a car at a random spot, either be prepared to be hit or yelled at, and if you yell back, be prepared to have something thrown at you.
p.s.s. Do you think that talking about how jake long got drafted first overall will help RR get S. Henderson when he talks to him? I have always wondered if that was considered tacky to do?
Just when I was starting to get over losing TomVH, you had to link to an old thread.
I appreciate spelling and grammar nazis. They do a public service by helping others not look like idiots. I remember once in a bar in Venezuela, "Man Eater" by Hall and Oates was playing, and this waitress was walking around with a tray of drinks singing "Woooh Jessica!" instead of "Wooo here she comes!" Yeah, "Woooh Jessica" over and over... It was painful. We all sat there, just giggling at how badly the poor gal was clowning herself. Then I had to do it so I told her the actual lyrics and of course, she was offended that God forbid I correct her.
*you're
You used the wrong font, loser.
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Your posts sound pretty jerkish.
1. Why do you care so much that somone is singing a song with the wrong words, happens all the time. My wife does it and I think its adorable, I dont correct her and sound like a dick. "We all sat there, just giggling at how badly the poor gal was clowning herself." You guys sound like awesome dudes.
2. Its fine to help other people with grammar and spelling, but dont call them idiots or fools.
3. I find it funny that you care that much to write this post to make your jack ass point.
I know what type of guy you are because you use the word "clowning"
Post Script, Suckas
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Literally.
If you hadn't skipped the test on European socialism to joyride your buddy's dad's Ferrari, eat pancreas, see priceless works of art and sing in a parade, you'd know that.
Perhaps, but I mean, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
TRUUU
about those "douchey mgoblog users"?
I remember Seantrel Henderson was being compared to Jonathan Ogden and Orlando Pace. Never lived up to the hype, but it sounds like he played well in his rookie season with Buffalo.
Most insufferable people:
1. MSU meatheads and vacuous bimbos telling people they got a 32 on the ACT and chose MSU over UM. And/or anybody that says MSU has prettier girls.
1b. Eastern kids thinking they're UM affiliated. Dude, you don't go here, party at your own college.
1c. Dearborn and Flint satellite sidewalk fans who tell everyone they're "Michigan alums."
1d. People who make lists about insufferable people.
1. People who are intolerant towards other peoples cultures
2. The Dutch
"I know that there are people in the world that do not love their fellow human beings,
and I hate people like that."
Of course, the song itself:
https://youtu.be/aIlJ8ZCs4jY
1e. People who make you want to throw up your hands and say, "For Christ's sake, kid, that horse is already dead - stop beating it."
1d? 1D?! Bring back Zayn!
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Lol @ logistics. And MSU kids would have gotten into Ann Arbor if they weren't "Soo hungover when they took the ACT. Insane banger the night before..."
nobody cares where you went/are going to college. Michigan is a good school - congrats on going to college. Now get a job when you get out of college and you will complete the extraordinary accomplishment of doing what, like, everybody on the blog has done. And your family will probably through you a party where you eat hot dogs and cake and it will be splendid. A real treat.
but the business program at the University of Phoenix is rated much higher.
I've heard the "didn't have my major" reason given more than once - once by someone who works with speech difficulties and on another occasion was something related to biochemistry somethingorother. Both times sounded like reasoning after the fact. I don't really know because this fine school of ours is so goddamn big.
Hospitality management, packing, and criminal justice.
Yeah, those are reeeeally exclusive aims, bud. Every scholar I knew in high school couldn't wait to major in packing and crim justice. And if a sharp teenager dreams of being a hotel kingpin, they would go to Cornell.
Choosing an inferior, cost-neutral undergrad teases out poor decision making, inability to see the big picture, character flaws, & lack of competitiveness.
character flaws?
So what's your excuse?
you can major in packing? so you can become a butler?
I knew a girl that got one of those packaging degrees from MSU. She makes a damn good living designing the packages that make parents seriously consider suicide on Christmas morning.
She also looked really good naked.
Nobody claims nobody from State makes coin. But no teenager dreams of designing boxes. You end up at State and it becomes a decent option.
packaging I can understand. And how did you let her go? I mean she looks good naked and makes a damn good living....
"Both times sounded like reasoning after the fact." Attemping to rationalize.
MSU girls are prettier...
...but I'm pretty sure your post overall is an example of what we're trying to avoid.
As someone who's bedded more than a few, they are not hot; they're trashy, obnoxious and lack self-awareness for how low their capacity is. The good ones with a head on their shoulders transfer to UM after a year or two.