The New York Post came out this morning with the news that Dan Marino had an affair a while ago with CBS employee Donna Savaterre, and they made a baby. FWIW, Marino is claiming the child and financially supporting them, which puts him above several other notable people in history (i.e. Benjamin Franklin).
As a special bonus, the VERY FIRST HIT on Google for "Donna Savaterre" is a RCMB "hot or not" thread dedicated to her.
P.S. Yes, the cruel jokes about how like his mistress, Dan Marino has no rings have already been made. You sick freaks.
[ED - PGB: I just couldn't leave the title as originally published. Its pretty offensive to some and I didn't want to take the thread down entirely because the comments (other than people feeling offended) are hilarious.]