OT: Cowboys fan less than pleased at loss to Redskins
October 30th, 2014 at 6:01 PM ^
These videos are great. They just confirm that I dont have serious issues. I get pissed when Michigan loses, but relatively speaking, I am not a psycho. Phew.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:09 PM ^
the possibility of you having serious issues; the boy there sets the bar pretty high in the issues department.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:46 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 1:02 AM ^
That's the best fan meltdown video I've seen!
Honestly, I thought the video had reached its climax when he leaped up, tore the lightbulb from the dangling ceiling light fixture, and threw it against the wall. I thought the rest would be denouement.
But when he leaped across the kitchen, tore the bar table out of the dry wall, and ran off screen to let out the best bitch-scream I've heard since my sister wrecked her Accord, I realized this Cowboys meltdown was taking it to a new level.
Thanks for sharing this, Spicyweiner. After recently moving away from Dallas (lived there for 7.5 years), it really made my week. In my time there I was treated to numerous Cowboy meltdowns.
But this one takes the cake.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:06 PM ^
... is in the hands of Jerry Jones?! His future is bleak. I see no hope.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:08 PM ^
Been there.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:42 PM ^
Done that.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:48 PM ^
Thank god he's not a Michigan fan.
He'd be on death row.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:11 PM ^
maybe bonsai trees or something. A little meditation? Something to calm his shit down. If he was a Michigan fan, he would have destroyed a city block by now.
Wow, just WOW!
October 30th, 2014 at 6:23 PM ^
October 30th, 2014 at 6:57 PM ^
Heavy medication.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:19 PM ^
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October 30th, 2014 at 6:40 PM ^
October 30th, 2014 at 6:41 PM ^
October 30th, 2014 at 6:28 PM ^
Imagine if this kid was a Michigan fan...
October 30th, 2014 at 6:29 PM ^
October 30th, 2014 at 7:26 PM ^
I just picture the dumbass commercial with Warren Sapp mixed with that old office Terry Tate Office LB commercial from years ago.
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October 30th, 2014 at 6:30 PM ^
"Quit drinking and go to bed!"
October 30th, 2014 at 6:31 PM ^
Something is fundamentally wrong with your life.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:35 PM ^
Nobody in their right mind drink Bud Light and Bud Light platinum.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:38 PM ^
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October 30th, 2014 at 6:39 PM ^
Anyone else notice what a total pig sty they live in?
October 30th, 2014 at 6:54 PM ^
And yet, as my daughter points out, they have a nice chandelier in the TV room.
October 30th, 2014 at 7:02 PM ^
October 30th, 2014 at 6:59 PM ^
I think it was actually a bit of an improvement once he was done with his rampage.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:45 PM ^
I keep something breakable by me during games (pencil or sticks) to relieve any anger
October 30th, 2014 at 6:51 PM ^
How did he have anything left to break given that the Cowboys had already lost once this season?
October 30th, 2014 at 6:48 PM ^
October 30th, 2014 at 7:47 PM ^
I watched the entire video... Yeesh.
I was in the service and at my first duty station I worked with a guy who was a massive roid head and liked to drink Jack Daniels.
One night he beat the shit out of a dryer. Myself and two other people couldn't pull him off of it. He just beat the living shit out of that dryer.
Kind of reminded me of that.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:51 PM ^
October 30th, 2014 at 6:53 PM ^
I once punched through one of those cheap TV trays back when I was single. Cant quite remember, but it was either the 2000 Purdue game or the 2000 Northwestern game. Haven't broke anything since, although I have wanted to many many times. Now that Im older and "wiser", I stop myself before hand, plus I dont really need my kids seeing me do some thing crazy like that.
October 30th, 2014 at 6:55 PM ^
That is Michigan fans when Hoke and Dave get one more year.
If this is a real reaction, what is he like in past years of Cowboys football.
October 30th, 2014 at 7:04 PM ^
This is why he can't have nice things.
I remember when football used to make me feel feelings.
October 30th, 2014 at 7:29 PM ^
I never understand how these make it to YouTube. I mean, isn't it kind of an asshole move to film your friend doing this and then air it publicly? Not to mention that if a guy is really that violently mad, wouldn't you want to get out of the way instead of holding your phone right in front of him?
I suspect a lot of these are staged.
October 31st, 2014 at 1:07 AM ^
I'm not sure the filmers were his "friends" in this case.
Based on the apparent lack of cleanliness in the apartment, and the way in which each of the boys retreated to his own "room" once the rampage was in progress, I'm guessing the filmers are his roommates. And roommates are not always friends.
What better way to send a message to the crazy roommate?
October 30th, 2014 at 7:09 PM ^
Wow. I was just kind of depressed after the MSU loss. Guess I'm not so bad :)
October 30th, 2014 at 7:14 PM ^
October 30th, 2014 at 7:18 PM ^
Look, we all love sports...but shoot me in the face if I ever become THAT unraveled at a meaningless loss. The worst I've ever done is break a remote because it wouldn't comply with my wish to fucking work. For a game? I might yell loudly, inadvertently scare my dog, punch a pillow. But that's a rare occurrence in itself. It's just not worth it. Like, ever.
But yeah, this video was hilarious. I love the poetic justice of him breaking the glass table before Dallas even lost, and then Dallas losing anyway.
October 30th, 2014 at 7:23 PM ^
"You better fucking get a 1st down"
I think we all have uttered something to that effect over the past two years.
October 30th, 2014 at 7:46 PM ^
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October 30th, 2014 at 7:50 PM ^
October 30th, 2014 at 7:50 PM ^
The first time was the GD hail mary against Colorado. I never forgave Ty Law.
The second time was "clock-gate" against MSU.
I "wanted" to throw the television out the window. But I never actually "did" it.
October 30th, 2014 at 7:55 PM ^
October 30th, 2014 at 7:58 PM ^