OT: Bowl mascot nightmare fuel
For some reason, this season it appears almost all the corporate bowl sponsors have their own mascots, which are all terrifying (see the Cheez-It King), but this must take the cake. In the Duke's Mayo Bowl, they have a mascot of a giant tub of mayo, and had it in the booth while the announcers took turns dunking food in mayo and eating it on air.
Clearly, their expression says it all.
December 30th, 2022 at 3:29 PM ^
Duke's is the best American mayo and a staple in the deep south.
However, Japanese mayo is much better.
December 30th, 2022 at 3:47 PM ^
Agree with the first statement and the second partially. Potato salad with Japanese mayo is excellent. I don't think I'd want tuna salad with it.
December 30th, 2022 at 5:24 PM ^
I wouldn't waste Japanese mayo on potato salad. I can say it's fantastic for lobster salad rolls (assuming you don't eat them buttered only).
December 30th, 2022 at 7:08 PM ^
love me some gamja salad with galbi and some other banchan
December 30th, 2022 at 3:31 PM ^
Sign me up for the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Bowl.
December 30th, 2022 at 4:23 PM ^
What do they dip into at the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Bowl? AFAF.
December 30th, 2022 at 4:24 PM ^
motorboat
December 30th, 2022 at 3:33 PM ^
hellman's 4 life bruh
December 30th, 2022 at 4:44 PM ^
Yeah, if you need to use mayo, that's the way to go. For potato salad. I also make my own blue cheese dressing and use mayo for that. Sandwiches are mustard only. Dipping fries in it or putting it on a burger is just...no. Eating it by the spoonful, drinking it by the gallon, or having a swimming pool worth dropped on you is fucking nauseating.
December 30th, 2022 at 4:59 PM ^
Blue cheese potato salad? #hardpass
December 30th, 2022 at 3:38 PM ^
Did someone say "mascot nightmare"?
December 30th, 2022 at 3:49 PM ^
Aw he’s cute.
December 30th, 2022 at 5:48 PM ^
this needs more upvotes
December 30th, 2022 at 3:47 PM ^
give me ham on five, hold the mayo.
December 30th, 2022 at 3:54 PM ^
I can't believe they switched away before the Mayo dunk
December 30th, 2022 at 4:26 PM ^
I better not hear any slander about Spuddy the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl mascot
December 30th, 2022 at 5:52 PM ^
I thoroughly enjoyed both the Cheez-It bowl and the Duke's Mayo Bowl. Cheez-It bowl had a whole section of Cheez-It head characters in the end zone and Duke's Mayo has one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen. Bowl Season is great, don't care what anyone says.
December 30th, 2022 at 6:25 PM ^
The guy with food in his face and the “this tastes like shit” expression just dunked a macaroon cookie into mayonnaise. I’m sure if the Duke Mayo sponsors told him to pour mayo on double chocolate cake, he would eat it. Then say: “just like mom used to make it!”
December 30th, 2022 at 7:02 PM ^
College football needs a Cranberry Bowl
December 30th, 2022 at 8:13 PM ^
I hate mayo. Can't eat anything with it on. The bowl game was fun to watch though.
December 30th, 2022 at 8:50 PM ^
Sometime I use mayo to make a Tuna spread, as long as i have sweet pickle relish to mix in with the mayo. I don't like it on my burger and when I lived in TX, the kept putting on the burger without even asking. I guess it is good for potato salad but you can use miracle whip.
December 31st, 2022 at 12:50 AM ^
Please let there soon be a Pornhub Bowl.