OSU fan solves the mystery....

At least they finally recognize why they won in 2016. 

Whose poop is in the cooler?

Isn't this just one fan or two writing to an editor- not sure this is a widely held (no pun intended) view.  That said seems like it is common that the offensive lines are holding, the questions is rather whether it is called fairly for both teams.

Their offensive line had a small problem, it's pretty hard to hold someone when they are running over you.

I guess Aidan wasn’t getting held on every snap to their eyes…

Of course, we have never blamed refs for our misfortunes. But if we did, ours would undoubtedly have more merit.  
 

We won. It is joyful that we get to read their whining for a change - even if perhaps not thread worthy. 

But again, we won.  They lost. So they can suck it up and deal with it that we handed them their arse.  

Zzzzzzz ????

Hilarious.  I agree we held the BIG10 East trophy up!!!  Also Harbaugh held up the BIG10 Championship trophy up along with the linemen and the rest of the team, together in unison.  The trip to Indianapolis was worth the wait!  Thanks to the team down south for allowing us all of the opportunities to hold again. 

Hmm. Let this guy look back at the 2016 game. JT had all day, multiple holds on each of his scrambles out of trouble, as well as stretch running plays. But I get it. When you get your ass kicked, it can't be because your rival finally outplayed you. 

The come-apart in Columbus is glorious to watch and will be for the coming year.

So we’ve resorted to posting one idiot fan’s letter to the editor? To each their own I suppose. Bishop pretty much told them to stop complaining.

OSU excuse list:

1. It was too cold

2. There was snow

3. We had the flu

4. Uncalled holding

5. Mich players were mean to us

6. There was too much noise

7. We set our alarm to p.m. versus a.m.

8. The dog ate our gameplan

9. Somehow Coombs plugged his headphones back in

10. Ewers sucked up too much of our NIL $ on his way out of town

11. Ryan Day's beard gave us herpes

Am I missing anything?

Always interesting to read what follows a line like "No excuses, but..."

Seems like I've heard that song somewhere else before recently.

Post title had me hopeful that said fan learned to poop in the toilet. 

Guess it depends on how you define 'holding' anymore.  By the traditional definition, I'd say both lines were holding quite a bit.  By the more modern (if you will) definition, you have to outright spin a guy around and/or tackle him.  And from that standpoint, the game was called pretty fairly.

The best part of that article is the picture of the handsome 6’9” dude, who loves Michigan, with his arms raised in celebration watching Haskins ice The Game. 

I just like seeing that their fanbase is all worked up with making excuses. I remember those days around here.

I was sick ...

No, I was held ...

No, I was -- I was -- I was ...

I got my ass-kicked good and hard.  :(

OSWho?

“No excuses…” 

now tell them to go back at watch every UM and keep an eye on Hutch and Ojabo. It’s amazing UM won any games this year if that’s the non-excuse excuse they’re going with.

When we got the weak-ass unsportsmanlike conduct penalty early in the game, I thought the refs were going to take over the game. They didn't and let the game be decided on the field. We had one other penalty, a false start, the rest of the game.