No Harbaugh/Meyer to Cowboys. They just announced Mike McCarthy as their new HC.

Submitted by Special Agent Utah on January 6th, 2020 at 10:33 AM

Special Agent Utah

January 6th, 2020 at 10:35 AM ^

And I’d just like to be one of the first to say to Cowboys fans everywhere. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!

Special Agent Utah

January 6th, 2020 at 1:42 PM ^

So your standard of success as a coach is that he does better than the Lions? Wow, that’s a pretty high bar you’ve got there. 

McCarthy had a hall of fame QB for all 13 seasons he was in GB. Including the 11 years of Rodgers being the starter where he posted the highest average QB rating IN LEAGUE HISTORY.

Besides that, there were multiple seasons in his tenure where the Packers were top 3 in overall talent in the league and, despite all these weapons, he went to a single Super Bowl 9 years ago. 
 

So he won a bunch of NFC North titles....BFD. That means, with the Lions not even being a real NFL franchise and Bears repeatedly playing grabass ,he had to essentially beat only Minnesota for the title most of the time. 
 

GB did as well as they did despite McCarthy and the only reason he kept his job as long as he did is because Rodgers kept finding ways to pull out games late that McCarthy had found a way to bumblefuck his way into almost losing. 
 

No one consistently did less with more. 

Special Agent Utah

January 6th, 2020 at 2:50 PM ^

Not particularly. This never seemed to me like a Brady/Belichick tandem where they each benefitted from the others greatness. 
 

Felt like there were a whole lot more games where it seemed like the game was won because of the individual greatness of Rodgers as opposed to there being a great plan from McCarthy. 
 

He’s got his chance to prove me wrong in Dallas I guess. They’re certainly a team that has a lot of talent that the right coach might be able to tap. 

Special Agent Utah

January 6th, 2020 at 4:48 PM ^

Well duh.

You’d be surprised how many people in the world make their all decisions based solely on how it impacts me in some way. Which is as it should be.  

I could tell you the names of some of these people, but then I’d have to kill you. 

Blue_Bull_Run

January 6th, 2020 at 10:35 AM ^

Solid hire for the Cowboys. I never really understood why GB fired MM. I'm guessing Cleveland will be left with the coaching candidates that nobody else wanted, as always, lol.

Special Agent Utah

January 6th, 2020 at 11:04 AM ^

Yeah but, as usual, the biggest detriment in taking the job as the Cowboys HC is the fact you have to have Jerry Jones’ micromanaging ass as your boss. I have to believe a guy like Riley knows this and is too smart to get sucked into that kind of situation. Not unless he were to be offered a shitton of money.
 

McCarthy is a good fit from the standpoint that he’s going to just take orders and not make any demands for things like control over player personnel decisions. And he’s got enough of a track record of success that no one is going to question Jones for hiring him. 

canzior

January 6th, 2020 at 12:33 PM ^

I agree...Rodgers for a few years was considered the most talented QB in the league, with his set of skills, and when C-Wood was there, they had a very good defense, and top notch receivers and he only got to 1 Super Bowl as a 6 seed i believe, but failed to produce in the playoffs, even with home field advantage. I think sometimes the voice in the room gets stale, especially when you don't get over the hump for awhile.  (Like Sean Payton also perhaps)  A new coach might be able to get more out of the same guys. 

energyblue1

January 6th, 2020 at 12:56 PM ^

Idk, was he responsible for the roster?  If he was sure because they had some bad defenses and got bit by the injury bug several times.  It takes a bit of luck and hitting the draft, retaining your best players in the nfl.  Aside from coaching.  I always thought they like most teams with an all world qb rely to heavily on the qb to win every snap of every game.  Didn't help that Rogers always commanded a salary above that 11% of the salary cap benchmark that is an identifier of ability to win the superbowl vs pay your qb. 

St Joe Blues

January 6th, 2020 at 11:37 AM ^

Erin Rodgers didn't like McCarthy and undermined him in order to get him fired. He was very disrespectful to him in practice, team meetings, etc. There were two factions within the Packer locker room, one that supported Rodgers and one that supported McCarthy. Erin won.

Erin Rodgers is one of the biggest dickwads in the NFL. I have many friends who are Packer fans who can't stand him and are rooting for him to retire.

Oh, and Boycott State Farm.

I'mTheStig

January 6th, 2020 at 2:43 PM ^

Come'on man... isn't it the "W"s or performance which matters? 

Suh is another colossal dickhead but was revered by the Lions fanbase. 

Or look at TO... he was left off of the 100 anniversary roster and people lost their freaking minds that TO wasn't institutionalized as one of the GOATs.  TO is a fucking asshole.

downtownjohn

January 6th, 2020 at 1:01 PM ^

As a Vikings fan, I kept screaming at my TV when Stefanski continuously called plays from the 1 yard line that moved the ball backwards 3-4 yards.  Pitch sweep after pitch sweep from the 1 when these outside stretch plays were getting shut down all day. 
 

you’re 3 feet away dumb ass! Line up and smash it in! Or run a fake and throw it to a TE on a flag route or something! Just don’t voluntarily move the back away from the goal line.
 

pitching it backwards multiple times is just insanity IMO

maize-blue

January 6th, 2020 at 11:17 AM ^

Josh McDaniels is one of the Browns leading targets. I'm thinking Urban stays in his current position of OSU assistant head coach.