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April 8th, 2014 at 3:15 PM
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Cold War
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Kentucky goes Sparty

 

Not surprised these fanbases have something in common.

Arrests made, couch fires in Lexington after Kentucky loss

Police in Lexington used tear gas to control rowdy fans and several couch fires were lit in the streets after Kentucky fell to Connecticut in the NCAA basketball championship final.

Government official Susan Straub, said at least 17 couch fires were lit overnight in the State Street area of Lexington and there were 18 injuries, most of them minor and treated at the scene. She confirmed seven arrests but had no further details in releasing a statement early Tuesday...

http://msn.foxsports.com/college-basketball/story/official-couch-fires-arrests-after-kentucky-loss-uconn-ncaa-tournament-040814

 

 

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:18 PM
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LordGrantham
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I just don't understand the

I just don't understand the whole couch burning thing.  When I get really angry, I have no desire to watch fabric slowly burn.

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:44 PM
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The Batman
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Some men

want more than that. They want to watch the world burn.

Tell me where the trigger is. Then...you have my permission to die.

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:54 PM
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creelymonk10
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I thought Alfred said that one?

I thought Alfred said that one?

Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

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April 8th, 2014 at 4:01 PM
(Reply to #15) #5
ijohnb
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You're

creeping me out a little now The Batman.  Can you confirm just once for me that you know you are not actually Batman?   After that this whole thing will be cool.

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April 8th, 2014 at 5:10 PM
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TIMMMAAY
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Why so serious?

Why so serious?

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April 8th, 2014 at 4:59 PM
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Mocha Cub
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(No subject)

"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom"

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April 8th, 2014 at 5:39 PM
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oriental andrew
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hey

you can't blame us.  We didn't start the fire.  And that fire down below in Lexington looks pretty serious.  Let this be a lesson to you college kids - don't play with fire.  Seriously, though, how do we sit when our couches are burning?  I don't know, man...

For my privacy, my new username is "non-Oriental non-Andrew"
 

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:49 PM
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MGlobules
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Considering all the chemicals they use

to finish most of those fabrics. . . there may be some two-headed and three-fingered little Wildcats and Spartans running around in years to come. 

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April 8th, 2014 at 4:18 PM
(Reply to #18) #10
MGoChippewa
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Those Wildcats

probably already exist.

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April 8th, 2014 at 5:16 PM
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MGoGrendel
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There's a young Sparty at work

He's new to the office and I asked him (after learning his school) if he ever burned a couch. He said: "no, but I did burn a pillow." Said it with a straight face and everything.

 

"The guts and glue of the Maize and Blue" - Bob Ufer

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:20 PM
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GoWings2008
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I suppose

its better than getting into a fight or throwing bricks at windows, but still...I don't get it either. 

“...merely a blunt instrument who only knows football...”

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:28 PM
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Here2CWoodson
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Derek the RA is not going to

Derek the RA is not going to be happy if his students were involved.

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:32 PM
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LordGrantham
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I think he might Saab.

I think he might Saab.

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April 8th, 2014 at 5:19 PM
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getsome
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ever been to storrs?  theres

ever been to storrs?  theres absolutely nothing there, ill never be shocked how some those mutants decide to spend their time

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:32 PM
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rob f
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Slippery slope for Kentucky

First the couches get torched, next the school's AD trades in their familiar Blue and White colors for Baylor-like Green and Gold uniformz.

Thanks for voting Coach Beilein/#ChadTough!

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:30 PM
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UMxWolverines
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Glass houses

http://www.annarbor.com/news/several-fires-set-in-ann-arbor-after-michig...

''People have interest in them, therefore they're interesting.''

-Jim Harbaugh

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:35 PM
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LordGrantham
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Yes, but we only had 9.  And

Yes, but we only had 9.  And we didn't flip cars.

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:31 PM
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LSAClassOf2000
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That's Impressive...

The part of me that works for a company that provides the thing which supplies what some students put through a window in Storrs is impressed. I mean, you would have to tug pretty hard to get the lugs and connectors in some of these installations to go  ....

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

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April 8th, 2014 at 4:36 PM
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BlueTimesTwo
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As it turns out, even

As it turns out, even motivated Vandals are not very good at sports.

http://www.govandals.com/SportSelect.dbml?SPID=10352

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April 8th, 2014 at 8:31 PM
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NOLA Wolverine
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My bet is on the concrete

My bet is on the concrete giving way, if we're taking odds on this. 

Geaux Blue

'03/'04 "We're still invincible!" 

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:32 PM
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umjgheitma
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Seems appropriate

If Derek was right and we're just cheering for a bunch of laundry then watching fabric slowly burn seems like an appropriate response. For those unaware of this reference please follow Ace on twitter

Has the whole world gone CRAZY!?!

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:40 PM
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Flying Dutchman
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Where the hell do you sit

Where the hell do you sit when all the couches have been torched?

"I don't see how having someone piss on my face is going to help me sell Lou Ferrigno's house."

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April 8th, 2014 at 5:12 PM
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TIMMMAAY
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I hear coolers can be

I hear coolers can be multi-use items. 

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:43 PM
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trueblueintexas
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There has to be some form of

There has to be some form of social convention change that dictates only one of the teams fan bases is allowed to riot.  One team won, and the other lost. They should not get to have the same celebration!!!

"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:57 PM
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Evil Empire
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The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

I'm finishing my coffee.

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:46 PM
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I'd smash some windows and

I'd smash some windows and flip some cars and punch some nuns if it meant that Chad Lindsay was going to play football at Michigan.

I once bought cocaine from Urban Meyer

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:49 PM
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The Batman
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I'd chew

you up, miscreant.

Tell me where the trigger is. Then...you have my permission to die.

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April 8th, 2014 at 5:20 PM
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MGoGrendel
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Darker Blue has a man crush

on Chad Lindsay! Just wait 'till he gets on campus.

 

"The guts and glue of the Maize and Blue" - Bob Ufer

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:52 PM
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bronxblue
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Seems completely appropriate

Seems completely appropriate when your basketball team loses a game.

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:54 PM
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aplatypus
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If Michigan had won it all

there would be riots on campus in Ann Arbor too. 

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April 8th, 2014 at 3:55 PM
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LSAClassOf2000
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If It Is True...

If Derek's room has been discovered, I assume we're talking about something like this by now...

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April 8th, 2014 at 4:13 PM
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Perkis-Size Me
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Had Michigan won it all last

Had Michigan won it all last year I have no doubt that Ann Arbor would've burned to the ground by the next morning. And this is all Kentucky has. They're the perennial SEC football doormat, so its hard for me to blame them.

There will be no food! This is a cleansing hike. Just Father Sky, Mother Earth, and your dear old Uncle Tony. 

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April 8th, 2014 at 4:24 PM
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DerrickWaltonSr
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A couple guys in my house

A couple guys in my house burned a couch for the hell of it last summer in AA (trust me, it wasn't a popular decision). Can't say it was anything special and the firefighters sure don't come with smiles and presents.

I count Nate Robinsons to fall asleep

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April 8th, 2014 at 4:26 PM
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Dude!! We lit shit on fire

Dude!! We lit shit on fire last year- more than once

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April 8th, 2014 at 4:53 PM
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Thought

You were going to say their football team was doing PEDs.

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April 8th, 2014 at 4:56 PM
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haletothevickters
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Alcohol and

Alcohol and testosterone...bad combo.

Columbus is burning ! I'm on my way with lot's of marshmallows!

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April 8th, 2014 at 5:26 PM
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Tater
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Dream matchup

The dream matchup of couch burning: Sparty vs WVU.  Incidentally, one of the more popular WVU fan blogs is called "We Must Ignite this Couch."  Honest.

 

 

 

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April 8th, 2014 at 5:43 PM
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Eastside Maize
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Furniture shrieked

'' I'm a loveseat not a couch!''

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April 8th, 2014 at 6:20 PM
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jtmc33
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Kentucky is the new Arizona

Kentucky is the new Arizona which was the new West Virginia which was the new Michigan State.

But Sparty will always be the original.

Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons

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April 8th, 2014 at 6:40 PM
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VamosAzul
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Lets be honest...

We all burned a couch or three after the national championship game last year... Why? Because lighting stuff on fire (when absent of injury) is lots of fun. That's why.

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April 8th, 2014 at 10:11 PM
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Silverware
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Worst fans ever...

UK fans are the worst I have expierenced at a live sporting event.  Yes, worse than OSU or Sparty....

A-Maize-Balls

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April 9th, 2014 at 1:11 AM
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BlueinLansing
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seconded

by someone in the building with Michigan/Kentucky.  "they're assholes"

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