Isaiah Hole: Hold Steadfast....
This has been the way I have approached it.. As many of us had state that all this does not add up... I commented about his video last night on one thread that teams are trading scouting information, etc.. I believe one of had posted a comment about that too...
At the end, his perception is what I thought.. There could be some consequence but not close to what the "media" are wanting and demanding it to be..
October 26th, 2023 at 8:54 PM ^
Can chatgpt give a tl;dr on this? Asking for a friend
October 26th, 2023 at 8:56 PM ^
I'm not ChatGPT, but I can give a synopsis of how we all should approach this.
Fuck everyone else, GO BLUE!
October 26th, 2023 at 9:27 PM ^
Piggybacking on my own bullshit, there will never be a fair shake with the media here. As a Patriots fan, I know all too well. "Deflategate" required the complete and total denial of science and no member of the media truly backtracked on their ignorant as fuck hot takes.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:58 PM ^
A judge ruled in the pats favor, and that there was no evidence of cheating, in fact the opposite, but the NFL could decide to arbitrarily punish its own teams if it felt like it. That nonsense suspension cost Brady an MVP award he absolutely earned.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:34 PM ^
Cowherd did...
October 27th, 2023 at 10:05 AM ^
Colin Cowherd said it best. It is what I tell all of my OSU buddies. If Kirk Cousins was accused of deflating footballs it would be turned into a SNL skit. For Tom Brady it was the greatest scandal in NFL history. If Purdue was accused of what UM supposedly did, it might make the 8th story on an ESPN broadcast
October 26th, 2023 at 9:14 PM ^
NM I'm dumb.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:16 PM ^
I asked ‘what’s going on with Michigan Football?’
Response: I don't have access to real-time information as my knowledge is up to date only until January 2022. To get the latest information on Michigan football, I recommend checking a sports news website, official team sources, or a sports app for the most current updates on their performance and status.
Me: but I don’t care about sports news
Response: I understand, and that's completely fine.
Even Chat GPT gets it
October 26th, 2023 at 9:26 PM ^
Michigan football is currently under two NCAA investigations for alleged illegal sign-stealing and academic fraud²³. These allegations could have serious consequences for the program and its head coach Jim Harbaugh, who is in the final year of his contract extension².
Some possible ways that Michigan football can get out of this situation are:
- Cooperate fully with the NCAA and provide any evidence or information that can clear their name or mitigate the charges.
- Hire a reputable lawyer or firm to represent them in the legal process and challenge any unfair or inaccurate claims.
- Apologize publicly and sincerely for any wrongdoing or misconduct and take responsibility for their actions.
- Implement corrective measures and reforms to prevent any future violations or scandals.
- Focus on their on-field performance and try to win games and championships to restore their reputation and fan support.
Source: Conversation with Bing, 10/26/2023
(1) Michigan football NCAA Investigations: What it means for Harbaugh right now. https://sports.yahoo.com/michigan-football-ncaa-investigations-means-004316662.html.
(2) Report: TCU was aware of Michigan football sign stealing tendencies, changed things up. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/report-tcu-was-aware-of-michigan-football-sign-stealing-tendencies-changed-things-up/ar-AA1iUSfC.
(3) . https://bing.com/search?q=michigan+football.
(4) Michigan State football gets defensive lineman Simeon Barrow back from transfer portal. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/michigan-state-football-gets-defensive-lineman-simeon-barrow-back-from-transfer-portal/ar-AA1iUSCh.
(5) Football - University of Michigan Athletics. https://mgoblue.com/sports/football.
(6) Michigan Wolverines Scores, Stats and Highlights - ESPN. https://www.espn.com/college-football/team/_/id/130/michigan-wolverines.
Bing
October 26th, 2023 at 10:19 PM ^
Academic fraud? Did I miss something?
October 27th, 2023 at 3:13 AM ^
The "temperature" setting for Bing's implementation of OpenAI's API must be set above zero. Therefore allowing ChatGPT to employ a bit of creativity in generating its answers.
October 27th, 2023 at 8:11 AM ^
No clue what that was. I didn't read through it carefully and missed that part of it. I saw it said being investigated for two things and assumed it was cheeseburgers and signs. Bing gonna Bing.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:38 PM ^
Academic fraud! Yes, nail the school that actually turns kids away for academics!!
October 27th, 2023 at 9:08 AM ^
Maybe it's because I work in tech and have a passing experience with AI/ML/LLM/etc. but anyone worried about the "machines taking over" should probably cool their heels a bit.
October 27th, 2023 at 9:48 AM ^
As long as we can count on you to tell us when it's time to worry.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:23 PM ^
I wasted 30 minutes of my life. He said he will tell you later of what he knew and when, but he can’t say it right now. Big bunch of nothing.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:44 PM ^
Mine said "outlook good"
October 27th, 2023 at 9:49 AM ^
magic 8 ball?
October 26th, 2023 at 10:40 PM ^
Thanks for the cliff notes.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:06 PM ^
lol. one of the reasons i don't subscribe to the recruiting sites is they're full of this kind of stuff.
October 27th, 2023 at 9:02 AM ^
Lot of words, no doubt. And I added to my total by combing the comments there, too. The couple of fairly important things I gleaned, though--amid an exhortation not to despair--were that there's more bad news to come, one, and that Warde and Singleton may be on friendly terms and somewhat allied (?) in their critique of Jim Harbaugh. If that's a cleavage with some history, then whoa.
October 27th, 2023 at 11:03 AM ^
The words "Warde Manuel" and "cleavage" should never appear in close proximity to each other.
October 27th, 2023 at 10:25 AM ^
So glad I read this before watching the whole thing. I stopped after listening to about 3 minutes because that was my impression, but thanks for putting my mind at ease.
October 26th, 2023 at 8:54 PM ^
Until we get more information, all the stories, narratives, spins are what they are.. Stories which could be have some factual information but could be as speculative and nonsensical.... Some interesting tidbits in there too about people in Michigan as a whole and we should speak out!
October 26th, 2023 at 9:03 PM ^
You’ll have to excuse us since the stories, narratives, spins are literally all we have to go off of
October 26th, 2023 at 11:20 PM ^
I’m not sure what they were teaching in English class in the 70s—or if this is some strange social phenomenon—but why do so many of you facebook boomers write like this?
October 26th, 2023 at 8:56 PM ^
What exactly are we holding steadfast for? I'm talking about each of us individually, not the program. I'm willing to bet that 99 percent of the people who peruse this site are not affected by the investigation or much of anything that goes on in Schembechler Hall.
Everybody relax and go about your lives. You're going to be fine no matter what happens.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:04 PM ^
Easy to say that when you’re not a duck. What about posters who are, in fact, ducks? What are they supposed to do?
October 26th, 2023 at 9:19 PM ^
Quack quack!
October 26th, 2023 at 11:24 PM ^
Wabbit season!
October 27th, 2023 at 9:20 AM ^
You got me. I should check my privilege.
October 26th, 2023 at 11:40 PM ^
...and show support for harbaugh wherever and whenever you can, because this is all a big overblown pile of shit.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:01 PM ^
From Master and Commander?
October 26th, 2023 at 9:34 PM ^
Fantastic movie. I know it’s based off a book series, but it likely have been a much more well-known and possibly generated a sequel or two if it didn’t come at the exact same time as Return of the King.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:01 PM ^
Always choose the lesser of two weevils
October 27th, 2023 at 8:02 AM ^
Patrick O'Brian's series, known as the Aubrey-Maturin Series, is 20 or so books about the politics and events of the Napoleonic Wars from the perspective of His Majesty's Navy. Quite possibly the most overrated pile of crap I've ever attempted to read. I started with high hopes of some serious characters in historical settings, but by the end of the third book, I dropped any self-imposed pretense of enjoyment. Characters are flatter than cardboard cutouts, except when they do inexplicable stuff. Perfect for movies, indigestible for readers.
If you want an interesting series set in that period, consider
Bernard Cornwell's Sharpe series. They are at least plot driven, and what angleophile doesn't like books about shooting Frenchmen.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:53 PM ^
Huzzah!
October 26th, 2023 at 9:00 PM ^
Can we have a separate board for fan coping threads?
October 26th, 2023 at 11:58 PM ^
I think given what I've seen the past few days, using any variation on the word "cope" in an online sports discussion should get you 30 seconds of waterboarding.
"Rent free" should get you a full minute.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:01 PM ^
On the bright side, at some point the media is gonna run out of info to use in their scheduled 12pm and 7pm Michigan stories
October 26th, 2023 at 9:03 PM ^
You would think so, but thanks to a general lack of accountability they'll just start making shit up. "Anonymous sources" and all. Gotta get those clicks.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:07 PM ^
Already happened—they’re just posting random old shit about Weiss now
October 26th, 2023 at 9:16 PM ^
Am I crazy or was the info reported about Weiss today already reported? There was definitely an attempt today to connect the two events. Seeing an initial tweet that connects them then a "clarifying" tweet after was pretty common
October 27th, 2023 at 8:11 AM ^
On a show this morning on SiriusXM during the half hour rundown, they mentioned the NCAA being at Michigan and that the FBI has now joined the investigation, totally oblivious that the two are not related. But now thousands of listeners think they are.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:07 PM ^
Hopefully they will pivot to how we are a very good team with a legit Heisman quality QB with a lockdown defense and are on our way to a Natty
For my money I would much prefer that kind content. Because it’s all true and not a byproduct of rampant speculation and rumors.
October 26th, 2023 at 9:19 PM ^
And I hope for lollipops and unicorns. And justice for all.
But since that won't happen I just hope we have multiple investigative agencies turning Columbus upside down.
October 26th, 2023 at 10:23 PM ^
Enjoy the microscope, assholes.
October 27th, 2023 at 6:06 AM ^
They could always turn their story to OSU and how they hired an outside firm to investigate a rival because red cheeks knows they’re gonna get steamrolled.