markusr2007

June 21st, 2011 at 12:14 PM ^

Bennie II and Biff II or bust.

"I want wolverines with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

Or just a plain wolverine or two will do.


 

 

superstringer

June 21st, 2011 at 12:45 PM ^

While I would not argue with having this mascot patrolling our sidelines during games, but am reticent to believe it fits the marketing profile DB wants . . . I particularly fret, however, that this would cause an arms race we cannot win.  When USC, Florida, and even Indiana and Missou start trotting out similar mascots of equal or superior quality and certainly in far greater numbers . . . well, we might not be the leaders and best at that point.

superstringer

June 21st, 2011 at 4:25 PM ^

The ohio stank has her TP jersey conveniently pulled low on her shoulder, to hide the big "O" tat she had put on her upper arm/shoulder, ala Braxton Miller.  Of course one wonders what "memorabilia" she gave for that tat.  Uhhh... do personal services count as "memorabilia"???

Hannibal.

June 21st, 2011 at 12:50 PM ^

Maybe this is all Brandon's secret plan to unite the fanbase.  What better way to stop the factions from squabbling by suggesting a horribly stupid idea and presenting yourself as an enemy?