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|4 hours 57 min ago||Yes, I concur...||
In hindsight, more subtle grave dancing is in order. My attempt was a little too in your face...
|5 hours 49 sec ago||Interesting...||
Schlissel said Brandon decided to resign and he accepted it. I wonder how it would go if I went to my boss, said I wanted to resign my duties, and asked for $600k+ per year for the next four years?
|5 hours 3 min ago||It's far away and all, but ....||
Edit: too soon apparently.
|8 hours 56 sec ago||Who's taking the first shift?||
I think everyone here needs to start taking shifts to guard WD's house for the next year. I have a feeling a drunk Dave Brandon might show up at some point looking for him...
|1 day 9 hours ago||NO ENTRY||
Doesn't really count since I wasn't there, but a friend of mine did one of the crazier things I've heard of one night we were all out. Here's a quick recap:
It was a cool Fall evening after a nice win over Michigan State in East Lansing ....... (intended pause to soak in the nostalgia and remember what those days felt like) ....... My roommates and I had gone over to a friend's house and were drinking all afternoon with another friend who had driven over with a buddy he had visiting from high school.
We got up to leave after the game and when we started walking home, the other kid realized his car was gone. He had put it at a meter, didn't remember or care enough to go back out and put money in. Apparently he did that pretty often because he had a large number of unpaid parking tickets that resulted in him getting towed. He was pissed, we laughed at him, and then went our separate ways.
Fast-forward to 3:30am when one of our phones starts ringing. My roomate answers, says "WTF? Huh? Where? Ok", hangs up, and then tells us we have to go to the police station. After a long evening at the bar bitching about the towing, my friend decided the best idea was to go to the tow lot, climb the fence through the barbed wire, and take his car back.
He always claimed they cut the lock, got the gate open, and drove away, eventually having a cop pull them over because the tow company called it in, thus arresting him for stealing his own car. I don't buy that part though because he would've been hit with DUI for sure and been in a lot more trouble, but last I talked to him years ago he stuck to it. I personally believe he got arrested while in the tow lot trying to figure out how to get his car out, but that isn't quite as good of a story.
|3 days 23 hours ago||Double post ...||
The internets are not executing well right now. In practice these "Save" clicks on Chrome work great, but when game time comes it shits the bed.
|4 days 1 min ago||I heard from a guy ...||
That he was waiting on final votes from the triumverate to see if he could change his name to AloofWolverine before posting again...
|1 week 1 day ago||Maybe Brian isn't responding because...||
He's got his team asking Nick Burns for tech support?
|1 week 1 day ago||Don't fall for it....||
There is no such thing as the Internet Police. Just because you were looking at leaked iPhone pics/vids does not mean you're going to jail.
|1 week 2 days ago||Alejandro...||
He sure is at the wrong place at the right times recently. He sent out the pics of the Coke promotion and now sends out pics from the Diag painted green? Hmm. Coincidence? Or master saboteur?
|1 week 2 days ago||Whew.....||
I only use $9 a month as toilet paper (plus 95 cents as a massaging agent). Glad I don't fall into that elitist bucket of douches you're pointing at.
|3 weeks 3 days ago||Cheer up, kid, we've got new uniforms this weekend!||
|4 weeks 2 days ago||I think Dracula's Lament is most appropriate..|
|5 weeks 11 hours ago||Hearing Dave Brandon is channeling Mr. Alan now...||
|5 weeks 2 days ago||Only a +1 for Jourdan Lewis on that play?||
Peppers got a +2 for essentially doing his job in press coverage on a play last week. Lewis only gets a +1 this week when he sprints from the opposite side of the field, past the WRs, and saves a TD after essentially running 70 yards to catch a free running RB? That tells me how down you are on Michigan right now, man.
|7 weeks 4 days ago||This says it all....||
|10 weeks 3 days ago||Sources say this was right before practice...||
Braxton: "Coach.. I'm not feeling great, think I need to sit out."
Urbz: "Wait... I have an idea. I saw it in a movie.. errr a dream I had once."
|10 weeks 3 days ago||I think we should all chip in and order Urbz a pizza...||
That's his comfort food, apparently.
|13 weeks 1 day ago||Wow Doug Karsch is tall...||
Been waiting to say that for months.
|20 weeks 1 day ago||I actually had ...||
I actually had the same post written up based on those details, even suggesting it might be RollDamnTide. Decided to delete it since it's the offseason and it doesn't matter if it's a fake, it's still interesting/funny.
I didn't ask about the Rumba, though, and instead requested behind-the-scenes pics of Candace Cameron-Bure or Erin Andrews (or both) as the required evidence.
|33 weeks 10 min ago||Too obvious?||
|33 weeks 42 min ago||I actually thought about that before posting..||
So I looked up the definition of Meme and felt it was an appropriate use:
|33 weeks 5 hours ago||He must've really wanted Illinois to win.||
|33 weeks 11 hours ago||If only I had used this image in the original...||
|33 weeks 21 hours ago||Ha.||
I thought about editing out the $14,000 and making it $0, but thought the thread might just die and be met with neg votes, so I set my limit at 10 minutes of Gimp work / uploading. I will not make that mistake next time.
|33 weeks 21 hours ago||Amazing results...||
I didn't expect much for a Thursday night when I started this thread, but holy **** those were great. My personal favorites were Eminem, Karate Kid, and Dumb & Dumber. Some true LOL's.
Before saving I scanned the rest though to see who I missed and damn, they are all hilarious...Pedro, Goonies, E.T., "Ruined The Program".. Excellent work.
|33 weeks 5 days ago||Crean||
Saying he looks "somewhat pervy in that picture" is like saying Bo Pelini looks "somewhat like a mouth breather in that one picture." Crean looks pervy in EVERY picture he's in...
|35 weeks 4 hours ago||Rumor I heard is that...||
Izzo is petitioning Nike to put player injuries on the jersey somewhere prominent. So if Appling misses a shot he can run back on defense while the TV crew uses the telestrator to circle "WRIST" on his uniform and explain how he's battling a wrist injury.
|35 weeks 1 day ago||GRIII met his destiny (or density?) last night...||
|37 weeks 6 days ago||Huh?||
My DVD guide just says "No Disc Inserted", so not sure I can help.
But Florida/Bama is on 2 hours before Michigan/Iowa, so likely you're just looking at the wrong time slot.