How do we make Brian eat a lemon?

Submitted by Jon06 on

Obviously we need to do something so Brian eats the lemon he promised to eat. Thoughts?

My ideas so far:

- Set up recurring Amazon shipments of lemons in bulk to Underground Printing until Brian eats one. 

- Have UP make 100 t-shirts with the image below on them if Brian doesn't eat a lemon by, say, the start of conference play.

JClay

September 1st, 2014 at 1:24 PM ^

I think Brian has changed the tide on eating lemons. Hell people in Ohio are starting to tell him a man is only as good as his word. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Eating that lemon would be a good start.

HelloHeisman91

September 1st, 2014 at 1:25 PM ^

We need to turn it into a charity event for Mott or something.  If we can come up with a few grand for Mott Brian steps up and eats the lemon.  I think something along those lines would be fun.  

JClay

September 1st, 2014 at 1:58 PM ^

I will take an iphone video of myself and send it to the donator. If they want to upload it for public viewing that's cool but idk how to do that. EDIT: I figured out how to upload to YouTube myself.

And no I am not Brian because I believe a man is only as good as his word.

bluesalt

September 1st, 2014 at 1:29 PM ^

Someone else eats a lemon and challenges him. Other mgobloggers then also wind up eating lemons. Some charity gets money and lemon prices skyrocket.

Danwillhor

September 1st, 2014 at 1:56 PM ^

the_knowledge is the only one that can make this happen and rightfully so. If his expedition into the Alpha Centuri Deca-Helix 9 Dimension gets cut short and returns to our space time, he chooses with a thumb up or down if lemon is eaten. yes?

I'm Batman

September 1st, 2014 at 2:08 PM ^

Then jump of a rooftop, Land on his windshield, drag him out onto the hood of the car, and force feed him a case of lemons.

But unfortunately the guys clean, and let's me post on his site. Plus he has my I.P. address. I don't need any cops showing up to the Batcave.

GoBlueInNYC

September 1st, 2014 at 2:19 PM ^

Wasn't there another "I'll do X if Y happens" thing that Brian backed out on based on some flimsy technicality? I feel like it had to do with a high level recruit ending up at Colorado or something.

I think we have a full blown trend of Brian backing out of declarations, and he really needs to remember that A MAN IS ONLY AS GOOD AS HIS WORD.