Hate Week Day 2 Thread
Yeah, our offense sucks, but it's not enough to stop my hate for OSU and the state of Ohio.
OSU/Ohio, 5 things I hate about you
1. you remind me of the show Swamp People
2. you're the cause of childhood obesity
3. your fanbase worhsips a paranoid/violent lunatic and scumbag/weasel who used to rig raffles at football camps
4. you ain't come here to play school
5. you represent ignorance in the worst possible way
Here's to you OSU. Stay classy
November 25th, 2013 at 2:06 AM ^
Thank you for this thread. Too much self-pity and whining on this board recently! It's called HATE WEEK people, not feel sorry for yourself week.
Yeah our offense has looked like complete garbage, but this is THE GAME.
Fuck Ohio. Go Blue.
November 25th, 2013 at 10:22 AM ^
thank god the mods woke up and deleted the coaching change thread shit. Im tired of hearing it. Lets kick some Ohio ass, or at least frighten the hell out of them for a while.
November 25th, 2013 at 2:12 AM ^
Fuck Ohio.
November 25th, 2013 at 2:26 AM ^
Our hope is defense... Go Blue
November 25th, 2013 at 4:19 AM ^
16 flipping years ago, but feels like a lifetime.
November 25th, 2013 at 9:41 AM ^
Fuck yea
November 25th, 2013 at 10:30 AM ^
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November 25th, 2013 at 3:16 AM ^
I for one havent really heard any of these grumblings about offense that you mention.
Go Blue!
November 25th, 2013 at 9:22 AM ^
Well, this is awkward...
November 25th, 2013 at 3:20 AM ^
52 extended
relatives in Ohio
more sad holidays
But not this year, no
I am in korea, yes
they can't give me shit
Except damn cousins
who rub it in on facebook
publicly, no less
Never pass a chance
to gloat about their Buckeyes
and my poor damn team
Hate week in my blood
is there a chance we win (please?)
God damn fuckin' bucks
If we win I'll shout
becuase I am no better
my facebook in blue
And this year that's sucked
will be forgotten for a day
the world will be right
(go blue, beat ohio)
(fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck damn it)
(there's always a chance)
November 25th, 2013 at 5:18 AM ^
when this game was for the Big 10 championship! Oh well, may be one of these years. OSU is already there Dammit! I hate OHIO!
November 25th, 2013 at 5:44 AM ^
November 25th, 2013 at 6:05 AM ^
Hopefully, the board maintains a certain amount of composure, at least until Saturday:
November 25th, 2013 at 6:21 AM ^
Fuck that turd of a state. Pinch it off already!
November 25th, 2013 at 6:30 AM ^
"We called them The Ohio State Fuckeyes"
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November 25th, 2013 at 10:25 AM ^
This is what I kept telling myself after the Iowa loss. Normally I watch football all day, but after the fumble, I turned the DIRECTV box off, turned on Assassin's Creed 4, and played that for about three hours. I just kept thinking, "As much as I love sports and specifically Michigan, I fucking hate how I am so devoted to something that I have no control over and disappoints me so much in the past decade. I can't help it though. College football is my favorite sport and no team is more important than Michigan. I just have to take it. I, too, loathe the fact that the buckeyes are so good and their program is in the top five nationally.
Fuck you, Jim Tressel. FUCK...YOU...
He is the asshole who made the buckeyes great. Cooper had good to great teams, but they were not on the level that Jim Tressel got them to and now that they have Meyer, there is just no end in sight. He is still relatively young and will be there for a long time. We need to find our Jim Tressel and I'm starting to believe that Hoke isn't that guy. If only Jim Harbaugh had the heart and desire to coach Michigan. I fucking hate the NFL.
November 25th, 2013 at 7:27 AM ^
November 25th, 2013 at 7:28 AM ^
20-17 Michigan.
November 25th, 2013 at 8:14 AM ^
November 25th, 2013 at 9:43 AM ^
1. I don't think Ohio is THAT good. They are definitely one of the top teams in the country, but they are by no means unbeatable.
2. I think our defense is due for a big game. They've been pretty good this year, but they've failed down the stretch. I think they put together a complete performance and shut down OSU.
3. Its at home, Hoke's only lost one game at the Big House and even that loss came after a fluky 4th down play.
November 25th, 2013 at 10:13 AM ^
November 25th, 2013 at 7:33 AM ^
I predict the return of the Kraft Noodle!
November 25th, 2013 at 7:36 AM ^
because if we can't, can't nobody can!
Go Blue!
November 25th, 2013 at 7:54 AM ^
I still remember the Star Wars parody someone put up on diaries about 2 years ago. That was one of the best things I have ever seen on this site.
November 25th, 2013 at 7:58 AM ^
November 25th, 2013 at 8:20 AM ^
This is a toilet.
not this.
November 25th, 2013 at 9:24 AM ^
Great product idea: somebody should come up with a toilet seat that is painted to look like the Shoe. It would not be very hard, the shape's the same.
November 25th, 2013 at 8:20 AM ^
Fuck Ohio
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November 25th, 2013 at 9:01 AM ^
I'd love for Michigan to ruin Ohio's season. The Al Borges factor says UM gets beat.
November 25th, 2013 at 9:20 AM ^
November 25th, 2013 at 9:54 AM ^
HAAAAATE!
November 25th, 2013 at 9:04 AM ^
1. My favorite shirt gives directions to Ohio from AA... south till you smell it, east till you step in it. (seriously, how do you put a "hard return" in these text boxes? I'm too dumb to figure it out) 2. My second favorite shirt says "Flush twice, it's a long way to Ohio" 3. I had a dream once that Urban really is the devil and didn't wake up surprised. 4. Quantum physics has recently taught us that alternate universes might be possible, and I'm living in one where we get up early and Ohio gets crushed under the pressure of a national championship possibility. 5. I will drink enough Saturday to stay warm in AA (hope it doesn't snow) and watch my 3rd "The Game" of my life. My other two I got to attend were bad, so third time's a charm right? Right?!? Go Blue anyways, and chin up my homies. It's great, to be, a Michigan Wolverine!
November 25th, 2013 at 9:24 AM ^
A complacent hate thread is a sad sight, indeed.
November 25th, 2013 at 9:34 AM ^
I personally dislike Ohio State.
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November 25th, 2013 at 10:59 AM ^
How dare you question my verbage! I would like the world to know of my distaste of a certain land grant university located in Columbus, Ohio (a town which I find distasteful as well).
November 25th, 2013 at 10:11 AM ^
Some of you can duck the Buckeye bullshit, living in greener pastures in the great state of Michigan...but I cannot.
I'm gonna hear it this week, and next week when they are gloating, and after they win the B10 championship...and when they are selected to play in the NC game...and if they win that, well...I'm moving to the nearest hole in the ground until April.
November 25th, 2013 at 10:18 AM ^
I feel your pain. I live in the center of bucknutville..... Columbus
November 25th, 2013 at 11:23 AM ^
"I live in Ohio."
"I'm moving to the nearest hole in the ground..."
Uh.