August 14th, 2020 at 3:41 AM ^
schedule is released
optimism abounding
hopes destroyed at once
August 14th, 2020 at 5:06 AM ^
I believe #HaikuThursday is an actual hashtag on Twitter, but Friday is a good day, too.
August 14th, 2020 at 6:36 AM ^
I believe haiku
thursday is twitter hashtag
friday is good too.
August 14th, 2020 at 5:17 AM ^
Haiku e.e .cummings style
canceling football
is a dong punch to our groin
this royally sucks
August 14th, 2020 at 7:06 AM ^
Effort is there, but
Dong punch to groin? Redundant.
All dongs are in groin.
August 14th, 2020 at 7:37 AM ^
Oh not so fast there
You forget dickheads too soon
More places for dongs
August 14th, 2020 at 8:09 AM ^
Hold on a minute
Your girlfriend begs to differ
Many spots for dongs
August 14th, 2020 at 9:12 AM ^
I regret that I
Have but one upvote to give
Love me some dong jokes.
August 14th, 2020 at 9:18 AM ^
all can rejoice in
the fact that we avoided
jokes about your mom
August 14th, 2020 at 12:25 PM ^
Right about girlfriend
A lot more spots for the dong
Just don’t tell my wife
August 14th, 2020 at 9:25 AM ^
I stand corrected
Many spots for the phallus
Have dong, will travel
August 14th, 2020 at 4:11 PM ^
Is dong getting punched
Or dong doing the punching
football football F#$%
August 14th, 2020 at 9:47 AM ^
Ding Dong, football's dead
Dong Dong, a ball strike hurts much more
than a ding to dong
August 14th, 2020 at 6:22 AM ^
The slightest body
ache feels like old age, unless
it's this year's model.
August 14th, 2020 at 6:41 AM ^
Staring out window
again and again. Again
damn this pandemic.
August 14th, 2020 at 6:43 AM ^
Pork belly on pit
Delicious smoky tacos
The waistline will grow
August 14th, 2020 at 6:44 AM ^
How am I doing?
Football gone motherfucker
Now i have nothing
August 14th, 2020 at 7:06 AM ^
Where did Mary go?
Well, did you check the bathtub?
She sleeps there sometimes.
August 14th, 2020 at 7:08 AM ^
Percutaneous
Pericardiotomy
Coronavirus
August 14th, 2020 at 7:32 AM ^
Alarm clock rang.
Half-brewed coffee smelling good.
What, no Friday POSBANG?
August 14th, 2020 at 7:49 AM ^
Ok, this might help....
August 14th, 2020 at 8:26 AM ^
Jessica summons,
No cover but satin sheets,
Then I woke up - DAMN!
August 14th, 2020 at 8:37 AM ^
Not pretty enough
Would not bang unless she begged
I'm an engineer how the f___ do you do this haiku crap?
August 14th, 2020 at 9:55 AM ^
Your upvote bait worked
That Gif always works on me
Jessica Alba
August 14th, 2020 at 7:38 AM ^
Southern college football wants to play
Presidents of northern football not bold
Scott frost nipping at Warren's nose
August 14th, 2020 at 7:42 AM ^
Haiku Friday now
Use as posbang for all, yes?
Posbang Friday now
August 14th, 2020 at 8:06 AM ^
Season is cancelled
Athletes’ health uber alles
fuck covid 19
August 14th, 2020 at 8:16 AM ^
Trump hates mail voting
Requested his own ballot
Voter suppression
August 14th, 2020 at 12:13 PM ^
Mail sends ballots to
all voters registered, but
absentee must ask
August 14th, 2020 at 8:25 AM ^
F*ck 2020
Drop Nebraska and Scott Frost
Pray for basketball
August 14th, 2020 at 8:26 AM ^
Taking my CAADC test this morning
I don't know how to haiku
I could probably google it
August 14th, 2020 at 8:28 AM ^
No Big Ten football
Now what the hell will we do
Time to go boating
August 14th, 2020 at 8:35 AM ^
Jobs, sports, school are fucked
Now everything is ruined
Thanks to pig people
August 14th, 2020 at 8:50 AM ^
American Heycoo - 10-14-10 ( because we have the most, best, biggest syllables in the world!)
Instead I will demo kitchen cabs from 1940.
Can I squeeze new cabs under old quartz?
August 14th, 2020 at 9:11 AM ^
Myocarditis?
Another complication?
Damn Covid Prison!
August 14th, 2020 at 9:15 AM ^
Covid sucks
Masks suck
No football sucks
Basketball is next
I'm too pissed to haiku
August 14th, 2020 at 9:17 AM ^
I am quite impressed
with the quality of the
haiku on this board.
August 14th, 2020 at 9:28 AM ^
Scott Frost tried to play
School president said no way
Big Red wants to stay
August 14th, 2020 at 9:42 AM ^
silver lining to
this week's news - seeing more of
nicole auerbach
August 14th, 2020 at 9:45 AM ^
Summer cooling zone
During coronavirus
is a big ice cube
(I just heard on the news that the cooling zones are open today because of a heat wave, but they will be limiting the number of people allowed in. Fortunately we got AC last year.)
August 14th, 2020 at 9:49 AM ^
another morning
sinking down the endless void
my bed is quicksand
August 14th, 2020 at 10:03 AM ^
Okay, I'll bite:
First Haiku ever
Not bad for an Engineer
I wish I had beer
August 14th, 2020 at 10:05 AM ^
Puzzling yet again
why people like them
Haikus suck.
August 14th, 2020 at 10:06 AM ^
I can't believe it
Driving oldest to college
Scared, happy, sad, proud
August 14th, 2020 at 10:27 AM ^
Cancel cancel all
The things, money lit on fire
Vaccine will save us
August 14th, 2020 at 11:53 AM ^
No I won't do it
I can't stand the thought of it
No Haiku Friday!
August 14th, 2020 at 12:09 PM ^
I want my football!
But masks I refuse to wear.
You took my freedom!
You are just not brave.
No football, but libs got owned!
Back to Hannity.
Covid is a hoax!
Unhinged and hysterical
Drink your bleach daily.
All the best people.
Everybody saying it.
Virus will just disappear.
August 14th, 2020 at 12:13 PM ^
Football in the fall
Good luck with that S-E-C
Hope you like COVID
August 14th, 2020 at 12:30 PM ^
First haiku attempt
This is the worst thing I've done
College football is missed
August 14th, 2020 at 12:36 PM ^
Fuck Ohio State
Ryan Day is a bastard
Fuck Ohio State