December 23rd, 2014 at 9:43 AM ^
I guess my first grievance is that we don't really need two Festivus threads on the board.
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:10 AM ^
We've always had multiple Festivus threads, since I have been around the board. But I can understand that someone who still defines themselves by a movie that is a decade older than anybody on the football team would be living in the past.
My grievance is with you people. I could capture the entire body of original thought on this message board inside one of those little novelty liquor bottles. They say a duck's quack doesn't echo, but "they" have never come here. The opinions around here are as varied and well thought out as a bunch of waterfowl in an echo chamber.
"Quack, Harbaugh?"
"Harbaugh, quack, quack, quack"
"Quack, vitriol, quack, quack!!!"
I hope you people all save your original thoughts for your real life, and you don't go around quacking about ebola and the SEC all day, because you can only regurgitate other people's hot takes.
Seriously, you guys have a worse hive mind than a One Direction concert. Years from now, they will be researching what kind of lock-step caused an entire nation to falsely believe that court cases should be solved in a wrestling ring, and that plants need electolytes. And they'll come here. To see how a bunch of monkeys can pinball one stupid idea until it becomes an altruism.
How does everyone on here feel about ESPN? Oh, that's right... I can still hear that opinion echoing around. Didn't really need to poll the audience on that one. The comedy in the situation, is that we have become a Michigan-centric version of ESPN. We're all experts... brah. Strong opinions... brah. Opposing viewpoints are for retards... brah. Focus on one thing for 3 months, then move to the next... brah. Sound like anything familiar?
But my biggest grievance is with myself. For continuing to participate in this circle-jerk. Anyone know what's new with the Harbaugh situation?
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:15 AM ^
Epic
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December 23rd, 2014 at 10:31 AM ^
But keep the pointed humor.
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:21 AM ^
I want to agree with you so badly and let you know that you're my new hero but I feel like that would just be me echoing your original thoughts and I don't want to start a new hive mind. I'm original like that.
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:21 AM ^
It's not your fault.
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:22 AM ^
But my biggest grievance is with myself. For continuing to participate in this circle-jerk. Anyone know what's new with the Harbaugh situation?
Well, apparently, it's happening, unless of course he has a last minute change of heart; which then means that it's not happening.
Oh yeah, and ChatSports is not a legitimate source on any of this....
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:27 AM ^
but we have to allow it. And stop negging the shit out of anyone just because they have one. And by that, I mean...argue with someone. Don't just downvote them, who cares how many points they have. Lets have a debate about sports.
Isn't that what sports blogs are about?
December 23rd, 2014 at 11:09 AM ^
Its a tragedy that this isn't negged to bolivia.
December 23rd, 2014 at 11:17 AM ^
Or another example of a blanket statement without a supporting argument? Please, tell me why you think I should be negged to Bolivia?
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:22 PM ^
we can't do it anymore, lest we be accused of a "hive mind."
December 23rd, 2014 at 6:27 PM ^
Mr Barnard | (shouting) What do you want? |
Man | Well I was told outside ... |
Mr Barnard | Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! |
Man | What! |
Mr Barnard | Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert! |
Man | Look! I came here for an argument. |
Mr Barnard | (calmly) Oh! I'm sorry, this is abuse. |
Man | Oh I see, that explains it. |
Mr Barnard | No, you want room 12A next door. |
Man | I see - sorry. (exits) |
Mr Barnard | Not at all. (as he goes) Stupid git. |
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:30 AM ^
It's retarts...brah.
And I disapprove of ebola and the SEC.
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:35 AM ^
I feel similar but couldn't put it into those lengthy sentences. I disagree with a lot of the crap posted on here, mostly from the newer crowd. Yea, I'm old. Graduated over a quarter century ago. I can't stand the RCMB-type crowd that's infiltrated the board. But I also realize that that's the price of popularity. The bigger MGoBlog gets, the more it'll attact a new crowd. The important thing is that the bedrock remains in tact - Brian, Seth, and the rest of the crew.
December 23rd, 2014 at 4:57 PM ^
Just so you won't feel so old. I'm celebrating my 45th High school reunion this year. Oh and get off my lawn!
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:37 AM ^
Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you.
December 23rd, 2014 at 11:58 AM ^
What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
December 23rd, 2014 at 11:00 AM ^
I just forwarded this to my UF friend with the subject: best message board post ever?
Love it.
December 23rd, 2014 at 11:36 AM ^
what the heck is festivus?
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:43 AM ^
Whole other thread dedicated to this
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:44 AM ^
We do this every year.
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:43 AM ^
- People who start Festivus threads when there is already a festivus thread up
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:44 AM ^
With people creating a new thread when this could have gone into the other Happy Festivus thread.
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:45 AM ^
We do separate threads every year, and no one has ever had a problem with it.
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:54 AM ^
As though people can't change their mi--....
Oh, no. Don't listen to me Jim!
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:59 AM ^
I can do that for you, pal.
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:44 AM ^
Grievance: people whining about too many threads.
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December 23rd, 2014 at 9:46 AM ^
Another grievance: all of the damn metawhining.
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:34 AM ^
Grievance: That I can only upvote you once HenneGivenSunday. Spot on!
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:42 AM ^
My wife is a whore.
December 23rd, 2014 at 12:02 PM ^
Non-grievance......^ his wife's a whore.
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:58 AM ^
There's one for you buddy.. Happy Festivus! Happy Holidays!
December 26th, 2014 at 4:08 PM ^
Agree!
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:45 AM ^
I hate it when people start their posts with the phrase "I hate it when..."
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:46 AM ^
I see what you did there
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December 23rd, 2014 at 9:51 AM ^
I hate it when people reply with that.
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:57 AM ^
This.
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December 23rd, 2014 at 1:25 PM ^
I hate it when people reply with this.
December 23rd, 2014 at 2:59 PM ^
He's point whoring
/s
December 23rd, 2014 at 12:25 PM ^
or "This one time at band camp"
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:47 AM ^
Grievance: player hating on the board
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December 23rd, 2014 at 9:47 AM ^
Grievance: Not enough Harbaugh threads.
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:49 AM ^
Grievance: too many Harbaugh threads.
Another grievance: none of you are supporting our team in the bowl game. Just terrible.
December 23rd, 2014 at 9:53 AM ^
There can never be too many Harbaugh threads! Harbaugh threads are our bowl game this year.
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:30 AM ^
The Jiffy Lube Harbaughl, presented by Doritos 3D- The Comeback! and Surge- The Comeback!
December 23rd, 2014 at 10:42 AM ^
Yes, the 2014 Jiffy Lube Har-bowl.
Sam Webb vs. John U Bacon. Bacon is up by 15 . . .