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Did you tell her what a nice…

Did you tell her what a nice guy you are?

Ryan Day. That jet black dye…

Ryan Day. That jet black dye job infuriates me.

Fuck the Bulls

Fuck the Bulls

Fuck Free World!

Fuck Free World!

Did you know he used to be a…

Did you know he used to be a HS QB?

I'll take an 8 minute drive…

I'll take an 8 minute drive and 7 points please

So I just woke up, read the…

So I just woke up, read the most recent comments, assumed we were in a dog fight, check the score and it's 45-18. Some of yall are fucking ridiculous.

Regardless how ugly this…

Regardless how ugly this game was Michigan is currently undefeated. That's something Alabama, Clemson, Ohio St, USC, Florida, Florida St, Oregon, etc can't say.

Wisconsin with an impressive…

Wisconsin with an impressive -2 yards of total offense

All the comments clamoring…

All the comments clamoring for JJ as if it's a Cade issue and not a Harbaugh/Gattis issue. It's been 7 years of "Put in the backup!"

Morons bring politics into…

Morons bring politics into every FUCKING thing

Check out pretty much every…

Check out pretty much every other game. This seems like upset Saturday and we're up 20-3 at halftime. R-E-L-A-X.

Well Iowa is tied with…

Well Iowa is tied with Colorado St, Clemson is tied with NC St, and Iowa St is down 11 to Baylor so it could be a lot worse.

Totally ridiculous and…

Totally ridiculous and hypothetical but is there a scenario where Haskins/Corum cancel each other out for the Heisman?

Those thoughts don't seem to…

Those thoughts don't seem to jive

Who names their daughter…

Who names their daughter Floor?

Not the one that matters

Not the one that matters

This is probably just BPONE…

This is probably just BPONE talking but as long as our coaching staff remains the same I don't think it matters. You could replace Cade and JJ with actual Brady and Henson and I still think we fuck it up somehow. Whichever QB wins the job I am absolutely certain they'll be put in a position to fail. Sigh. 

Grimes singlehandedly…

Grimes singlehandedly holding OSU off

Houston looks outmatched?! I…

Houston looks outmatched?! I'd be surprised if Oregon St scores 35 this game. Houstons defense looks legit. 

Watching KBA highlights how…

Watching KBA highlights how ridiculous forced interviews are. She's devastated and fighting back tears and having to answer questions like "What's it like in the locker room?" Props to her for her professionalism. 

Fun Fact: First time I ever…

Fun Fact: First time I ever went to Mons I walked in and the first girl on stage had a piece of toilet paper stuck in her ass. 

I honestly have no idea…

I honestly have no idea. Gonna take some time and spend it with my dog. I’ll decide something in the next few months but all I know for sure is I’ll never work strictly for a paycheck ever again. Time to do something that matters to me. Hopefully working with animals or the homeless. 

Appreciate the kind words…

Appreciate the kind words man!

Tonight will be my last…

Tonight will be my last night of employment in a job I have fucking hated for the last 13 years. I’m about to be free! Bang me!

My current nightmare…

My current nightmare scenario...

-Harbaugh takes the Lions job

-We hire Campbell/Fickell

-Harbaugh becomes his old self and the Lions win the division 

-Whichever coach we hire falls flat on his face

-Stuck knowing it’s a Michigan problem and not a coaching problem as my fandom continues to deteriorate 

Stand back everyone! We have…

Stand back everyone! We have a tough guy here.

0% chance someone named…

0% chance someone named Brock Vandagriff turns into a star. No worries. 

Logged in just to upvote. I…

Logged in just to upvote. I found this shit hilarious.

Logged in just to say this…

Logged in just to say this is the best post i've read on this site in a long time. Congrats man.

What is your point? He…

What is your point? He clearly stated that he cares LESS. Not that he doesn't care at all.

Finished first overall at 10…

Finished first overall at 10-2-1 which naturally validates my worth as a human being.

 

QB: Rodgers

RB: Barkley

RB: Michel

WR: Adams

WR: Allen

TE: Kelce

Flex: Kerryon/Carson

D: Streaming

K: Fairbairn

Stereotypes exist because…

Stereotypes exist because there is truth to them. Regardless of how that offends your delicate sensibilities. Alabama fans are trashy rednecks. Every single one? No. But enough that the stereotype persists. Regardless it was obviously a joke so quit being a whiny bitch. 

Alabama is a race now? Get…

Alabama is a race now? Get fucked you safe space needing, overly offended, snowflake jerkoff. 

I don’t know why but even…

I don’t know why but even when we put up points I hate this offense so much. It always feels like we’re less than the sum of our parts. 

Black Pit Of Negative…

Black Pit Of Negative Expectations or more commonly known as the default UofM fan setting. 

Raj killed this shit!

Raj killed this shit!

My main concern obviously is…

My main concern obviously is the first half. I’m fucking terrified that we come out and play like we did against NW and that the halftime deficit is too much to overcome. Then I think about how they gave up 50 to Maryland and I feel better. 

Personally this is 1 of the…

Personally this is 1 of the best posts i've read in awhile. Thanks OP.

Plot Twist: MeanJoe IS his…

Plot Twist: MeanJoe IS his wife

The same Iowa St that has…

The same Iowa St that has played 1 Big Ten West team already this year and lost?

Such a stupid post

Such a stupid post

Logged in just to up vote. …

Logged in just to up vote. +1 Funny.

Reading your post while…

Reading your post while sitting in a 911 Comm Center. +1

With OSU, PSU, and Wisconsin…

With OSU, PSU, and Wisconsin on the schedule it won't matter where MSU is ranked when we beat them. Go ASU!

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up

Oh please Oh please Oh…

Oh please Oh please Oh please...

That was my takeaway also…

That was my takeaway also. Definitely felt like some alpha male posturing. Props to Seth for letting it slide but it wasn't a good look.

I just took 10 seconds to…

I just took 10 seconds to google it and the correct term is champing. The bit fits into a toothless ridge in the horses mouth so it never technically bites down on it but can grind its teeth or jaw against it. And champing is closely related to chomping meaning "to grind teeth". 

My thoughts exactly. While…

My thoughts exactly. While it won't have the impact of gaining Meyer after losing Tressel the bottom line is once this blows over, and it will, the only thing that will have changed for OSU is upgrading the weak link in their coaching chain.