Farewell Cato
“Content thy self to be Obscurely good. When Vice prevails, and impious Men bear Sway, The Post of Honour is a private Station.”
― John Beilein Michiganus
While the college basketball world was made for Caesar there is no doubt that at Michigan, hereafter, "'Twill be no Crime to have been Cato's Friend."
Farewell Cato, you shall be dearly missed.
Who the fuck is Cato?
I was thinking this was going to be about Cato June or something.
Coaching searches really bring out interesting behavior on this board.
Yeah I thought Cato June died or something.
But isn't Keith Jackson still alive?
Yes, I believe he is a CC:
Never seen a thread suggesting otherwise
I am disappointed in all of you for not knowing who Cato is.
In all sincerity, please wiki him. He was an anti-corruption politician during the fall of the Roman Republic. There is *a lot* of grey -- he cheated too -- but he's romanticized as being "above the fray" with regards to buying votes (analogizing to players). This was a good quote.
Too many Philistines on this board.
So this wasn't about the green hornet's sidekick?
Yes. Add me to the list of those that thought something bad happened to Cato June. I was scared. I loved that dude.
This. What the fuck is going on around here?
Each snowflake more special and odd than the rest.
I had thought maybe the guy who played Cato from the Pink Panther movies had died.
Burt Kwouk died in 2016.
O.J.'s house guest, I assumed he was finally evicted....
This was my immediate personal reference to the name...
That would be Kato.
The spelling and grammar police just showed up. I bet you are fun at parties also.
It was the name of my daughter's favorite Cat.
Ran under a tire.
It wasn't a Goodyear......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vesj4pk44Wo
Tupac's buddy. He died.
"Carthago delenda est", or "Carthage must be destroyed."
Au revoir, Kato!
Most people just, like, listen to music or go on a run when they're sad or angry. This works too I guess?
And some people read Roman history
I was thinking this guy died
I love English comedy "Gameshows." While I am not a big fan of Nevermind the Buzzcocks, I am a fan of Bill Bailey. My favorite show right now is "Would I Lie to You". It is worth a watch if you enjoy English humor and don't mind seeing celebrities you have never heard of.
Very funny celebrities you've never heard of, mind.
I love "Would I Lie to You?" Bob Mortimer is insanely funny.
???????
Where all these drunk people coming from and why are they posting here?
Bruce Lee player Kato on “The Green Hornet”, and he has not been alive recently . . .
Bruce Lees 1st TV/Movie fight seen, was as Kato vs Robin the boy Wonder
You are about 2169 years too late.
Cato was a little binch. Caesar sonned his ass so hard he killed himself.
Probably 5 or 10 people out of 100 know who Cato is. 2000 years after he checked out. Ain’t anyone associated with college sports today gonna be remembered 2000 years from now.
How long will they mourn me?
I wish it would have been another....
John Beilein Michiganus? Well, I can tell you after this week my Michiganus is hurting.
This week is bringing out every kind of weird in the fan base.
Any late 90s Michigan philosophy grads out there? Anybody remember a certain professor beginning every class by writing 'Cicero is Cicero" and "Cicero is Tully"on the board?
Ann Arbor est deletum.
Logged in because Cato. Ignore the barbarians. Far better to have them ask why you post nothing they can understand, than to have them ask why you are posting something that they do understand.
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Cato is a relatively famous historical figure from a relatively well documented point in world history(the fall of the Roman republic). I thought more people would know who Cato was. Reminds me of the old poem ozymandias. Who will remember us regular folks in a hundred years?