Donovan Jeter is a Dude
Yeah, yeah, yeah "Wait until the pads are on."
But high praise from the man in charge re a position in question.
https://twitter.com/FBCoachDBrown/status/1309515675610705921
September 25th, 2020 at 1:27 PM ^
Like you stated, I'll believe it when I see it.
Certainly hope it's true and I will be rooting for him and the team as always.
September 25th, 2020 at 1:29 PM ^
I like Dudes.
...we still doing phrasing?
September 25th, 2020 at 2:24 PM ^
NTTAWWT
September 26th, 2020 at 12:54 AM ^
what about The Dude.
September 25th, 2020 at 1:29 PM ^
I am in the mindset to cut him some slack because last year he was coming off of knee surgery. 2 years before you are back to normal, unless you are Adrian Peterson.
September 25th, 2020 at 3:47 PM ^
^this right here^ ...(especially for heavy guys)
September 25th, 2020 at 4:13 PM ^
(especially for heavy guys)
I feel attacked
In all seriousness, this is very true. Always heavy and coming back from knee and back injuries was always rough.
"Your back hurts because you have a weak core"
Me: "But I can't work on my core because my back hurts"
Vicious cycle.
September 26th, 2020 at 9:03 AM ^
Start with yoga stretches? My back is all jacked up. Really. Scoliosis, lumbar degeneration, spondylolisthesis. Light yoga helps when my neck really hurts (all the time)
September 25th, 2020 at 6:27 PM ^
AP may have had some special "medicine" that will not be available to Jeter
September 25th, 2020 at 1:33 PM ^
Don Brown: "Yeah man one of my players just hasn't answered the call. He kind of sucks." Really?
September 25th, 2020 at 2:13 PM ^
What/Where was this?
Is this an actual quote? lol
September 25th, 2020 at 2:23 PM ^
I think he is saying what else would you expect the D Coordinator to say about his players. I could be wrong, but this is what I inferred.
September 25th, 2020 at 3:03 PM ^
Mike Zordich says hello.
September 25th, 2020 at 3:15 PM ^
The thing is, “dude” is a term reserved for guys really turning it up. Why would he, unsolicited, promote a player as being impressive when silence is fine? I acknowledge this is a motivational tool for the rest of the team but why would you promote a bum? It’s not like the entire team isn’t at practice. They know exactly what’s up.
September 25th, 2020 at 5:37 PM ^
It’s for a day. Don Brown basically has to pick someone every day. It literally says Jeter had a couple good days in a row. If he wins this 5 more times before the season starts then I will believe he contributes more than limited back up snaps this year.
September 25th, 2020 at 9:07 PM ^
You’re right. Luigi Villain was a dude today. Still. I’m not there and neither are you. So we have to imbibe our DC’s stuff
September 25th, 2020 at 9:40 PM ^
Agreed. Given the alternative, no football this year, I’ll take what we get.
September 26th, 2020 at 7:08 AM ^
Don Brown said that Carlo Kemp’s freshman year he would have traded “Carlo for two used footballs.”
Sophomore year he said, “Carlo Kemp might be useful this year.”
Don Brown wants the best for the kids but he is not afraid to call it like he sees it either.
September 25th, 2020 at 1:38 PM ^
Here's my hope for Jeter (or Mazi Smith if he's still on the depth chart someday given the total lack of chatter about him)....
Last year we needed someone to start, to play 2/3rd of the downs, to hold up against the tough running teams, to let Kemp be a slashing DT instead of a NT, etc.
This year I'm hoping (expecting?) that Kemp and Hinton are your sure-fire starters and will be potentially an average DT pairing. Thus what we need is to find someone to play 1/3 of the snaps to spell those guys and not be a total liability. We don't need Hurst or Martin because we're hoping that's Hinton. We need a rotational DT. I think there's a reasonable chance that Jeter could still be that or that Smith develops into that.
September 25th, 2020 at 2:36 PM ^
"We need a rotational DT. I think there's a reasonable chance that Jeter could still be that or that Smith develops into that."
If Smith turns out to be nothing more than a rotational guy, it'll be another instance of somebody coming in with hype about being a future difference-maker on the interior and not quite ever becoming that. Pipkens and more recently Mone come to mind, albeit both were hampered by injuries.
September 25th, 2020 at 3:18 PM ^
Which is part of the problem on relying on such abnormally large human beings to be healthy in a keystone position of your defense. (and why the "war daddies" get paid so much in the NFL) These guys already are playing Russian Roulette with how much damage their joints and muscles can take and still be able to function.
September 26th, 2020 at 10:04 AM ^
The modern nutrition and exercise-created explosion in overall skeletal size and muscle mass—with additional fat as well—doesn't appear to have been matched by a similar increase in the size/mass/strength of ligaments, tendons, and cartilage.
I know this will never happen, but I believe an upper weight limit lower than 300 would be of significant health benefit to players at the collegiate and pro levels. If nobody could play if they weighed more than 275—which is what would have been a large offensive lineman in 1980—it probably would extend the careers and the lifespan of a good number of players.
September 25th, 2020 at 8:39 PM ^
Also where losing Greg Matt. Hurts
September 25th, 2020 at 4:14 PM ^
Agreed on Jeter, but man, "potentially an average DT pairing" is really aiming low for Kemp/Hinton. One is a fifth-year senior, the other a 5-star sophomore who's seen the field. I get that Kemp is undersized, but I can't believe half the Big Ten is better equipped than that.
September 25th, 2020 at 1:52 PM ^
I enjoyed watching the drunk guy try to put on his shoe just below that tweet.
September 25th, 2020 at 1:58 PM ^
Bret Bielema?
September 25th, 2020 at 2:07 PM ^
Borderline erotic?
September 25th, 2020 at 2:26 PM ^
One might venture to say that I was pleasured by this information.
September 25th, 2020 at 2:11 PM ^
Damn. Now I don't what I should doubt more, this or the Milton hype.
September 25th, 2020 at 2:14 PM ^
That would be nice to have more functional big fellas in the middle of the d-line. Jeter & Mazi need to be serviceable this year to give Hinton/Kemp a breather.
September 25th, 2020 at 2:31 PM ^
I miss the years of the submarine where we heard nothing until game day. That seemed better than the “coach speak” where our WR room is stacked, our QB has made incredible strides over the summer so much so that the competition quit, and every day has a new dude. Also, let’s hear more from Zordich. He doesn’t believe in coach speak.
September 25th, 2020 at 2:49 PM ^
The submarine would allow for mindless speculation???
Zordich as a coach would give no coachspeak? I don't think he would comment on anyone other than the DBs and the WRs perhaps, so I'm not sure you would get more or better information.
September 25th, 2020 at 3:37 PM ^
Exactly, Zordich doesn’t believe in coach speak. He would be saying something like “these DBs are going to need to work a lot harder if they want to start come October.”
September 25th, 2020 at 2:48 PM ^
Something tells me all the reserves will be getting a designated Dude Day during camp.
September 25th, 2020 at 2:49 PM ^
Thanks to the freebie year, DT could be a downright strength next year if Kemp and Jeter stick around. I would hope that the elite young guys (Mazi and Hinton) combined with two seniors could give us solid play at DT.
September 25th, 2020 at 3:08 PM ^
When I think of Don Brown I picture that scene from the simpsons where Jasper keeps saying "thats a paddlin", but instead its just Don Brown listing off players going "He's a dude"
September 25th, 2020 at 3:22 PM ^
You realize Don Brown tweets a "Dude" and "Guy" of the day like every day of practice, right?
September 25th, 2020 at 3:36 PM ^
Yeah, Brown is now Fred Jackson in my view...
September 25th, 2020 at 3:35 PM ^
I will wait to comment further until after the Minnesota game
September 25th, 2020 at 11:37 PM ^
If Michigan wins, Minnesota is obviously ass.
If Michigan loses, Harbaugh can’t win big games.
September 25th, 2020 at 3:36 PM ^
I hope so... because after his injury, he looked terrible last season.. and I watched him intently.... lets hope it was the injury that held him back until now, because its hard to believe.
September 25th, 2020 at 3:39 PM ^
There is nothing better than the "Not a Dude, but a Guy" award.
September 25th, 2020 at 3:43 PM ^
I'm more optimistic than most here. This is one big ass dude. I don't question Coach Brown's motives. Go Blue and get after it Donovan!
September 25th, 2020 at 6:54 PM ^
September 25th, 2020 at 4:08 PM ^
"Dude!"
September 25th, 2020 at 5:24 PM ^
Not that there is anything wrong with not being a dude...(had no idea where the OP was going with this before clicking the link). Good news he's a dude!
September 25th, 2020 at 5:31 PM ^
Deja Vu.
We've officially hit camp.
September 25th, 2020 at 5:33 PM ^
At first I read this as Derek Jeter is a dude, and I thought it made sense since he is a Michigan fan.
September 25th, 2020 at 8:28 PM ^
Who was the last player that got hyped up at a position of need that lived up to the hype?