Corum joining Rich Eisen's show today to announce his plans for next year
January 9th, 2023 at 10:00 AM ^
(Commence internal breathing into paper bag)
January 9th, 2023 at 10:01 AM ^
He’s back!!!
January 9th, 2023 at 10:05 AM ^
Go back to the annex.
January 9th, 2023 at 11:09 AM ^
ROTFLMAO!!!! One of the BEST lines from the Office. I needed that this morning!
January 9th, 2023 at 11:34 AM ^
It is a take off from the old joke from the late 1950s in Brooklyn: One room, gun with two bullets, and Hitler, Stalin, and Walter O'Malley (who had just moved the Dodgers to Los Angeles). Robert Moses probably deserved the bullets.
January 9th, 2023 at 11:52 AM ^
Ah yes. The Robert Moses appointment by Robert F. Wagner. I knew the NYC Transit Commissioner when he had some major run-ins with Bob Moses (as Triborough Authority chief).
January 9th, 2023 at 10:30 AM ^
I love your optimism, Toby! And I don't think you strangled all those people. In fact, if you follow the clues, a certain Cornell graduate seems to fit as a suspect.
January 9th, 2023 at 12:25 PM ^
Hey, leave Broccoli Rob out of it.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:49 AM ^
No way he's going on a Michigan homer show on the national level to say he's going to the NFL. Right?!
January 9th, 2023 at 12:18 PM ^
This was my thought too but then I just noticed that PFF has Corum as the number 3 back in this draft, comparing him favorably to Maurice Jones Drew. If I was being 100% objective I'd say go now.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:02 AM ^
I think corums decision is linked with Harbaugh. So we’ll see what he does.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:08 AM ^
I firmly believe Corums decision is linked to Mike Hart
January 9th, 2023 at 12:08 PM ^
it's both
January 9th, 2023 at 10:19 AM ^
wait, so you think Corum is going to Denver? that doesn't make sense at all.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:27 AM ^
He'll either surf or ski. Doesn't make a difference
January 9th, 2023 at 10:30 AM ^
He signed with Denver an hour ago. Harbaugh was in the lobby, with the white fella.
January 9th, 2023 at 11:27 AM ^
Harbaugh's word is stronger than oak
January 9th, 2023 at 11:55 AM ^
Maybe, but can he cut an oak down with a "herwing".
January 9th, 2023 at 10:02 AM ^
IDK why but this gives me confidence. I understand that Rich is a national brand and so it makes sense to make the announcement on a big stage. However, the fact that Rich is also an alum gives me hope that Blake is doing this to make his return announcement bigger for the fanbase.
A man can dream....
January 9th, 2023 at 10:07 AM ^
I feel like if he was leaving, he's do a Twitter post thanking the fans, coaches, etc for all of the good times and support.
He might surprise me today though.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:22 AM ^
"I feel like if he was leaving, he's do a Twitter post thanking the fans, coaches, etc for all of the good times and support."
Use the subjunctive, please: "...if he were leaving..."
Being a grammar Nazi helps reduce THE INCREDIBLE ANXIETY I now have as I wait. A few Calculus problems are probably in order as well.
Edit:
<s> Maybe some soft porn, too /s
(my native language is C/C++, so my HTML may be a bit off)
Edit of edit: Well crap, that didn't work. More negbang. Back to C++:
// TODO: possibly privately view pictures of attractive females (fully clothed) to take one's mind off of anxiety about the Corum news
January 9th, 2023 at 11:17 AM ^
why the DOWNVOTES people
don't you understand the simple use of the PAST PERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE in a CONTRARY-TO-FACT CONDITIONAL STATEMENT
this is MICHIGAN fer cripey
EDIT: oh ok i see the last sentence now downvote away
January 9th, 2023 at 11:35 AM ^
Ah! I see my mistake! Thank you!
Note my edit based on MGoFeedback.
January 9th, 2023 at 12:06 PM ^
Good bot
January 9th, 2023 at 12:47 PM ^
To be clear, you're not being downvoted for enjoying porn. Everyone enjoys porn.
January 9th, 2023 at 2:31 PM ^
“If you took all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left called 'Bring back the porn!'” - Dr. Cox
January 9th, 2023 at 12:56 PM ^
I feel like if he were staying, he'd do a twitter post thanking the fans, coaches, etc for all of the good times and support then stating he's coming back.
Announcing he's going pro on the show of a guy who covers the NFL as much or more as he covers college makes more sense to me, but then I'm a glass half-empty guy.
January 9th, 2023 at 1:06 PM ^
I tend to agree with you. Rich also covers the draft in a lot of detail (hell, he runs the 40), so I feel like it makes a lot more sense to declare for the draft on his show.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:13 AM ^
I'm inclined to agree. The context of how he's making this announcement makes a bit more sense if he's coming back than if he's leaving. It's far from bulletproof but feels like reason for optimism.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:48 AM ^
I agree and I honestly feel the same way.
*That does not mean I will be upset with him if he announces he's leaving. He is a star, if he can make his announcement a big deal, that's great for him, and I have fully expected him to go pro anyway, so any chance he comes back is frosting.
January 9th, 2023 at 12:02 PM ^
I was thinking the same. I've been assuming he's leaving, but to go on the show and announce his decision seems more like something he'd do if he were coming back. But we'll see.
January 9th, 2023 at 12:35 PM ^
Feels like when you get a job offer and someone wants to call you, versus a rejection where it's a polite email at best.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:05 AM ^
This is a Tea Leaves sign that he is coming back!
Er, um, at least I think it is.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:06 AM ^
Blake has been such a credit to the program, on the field and off. Such a bright future - can't be upset no matter what he does. Be great, Blake
January 9th, 2023 at 10:38 AM ^
I'll be bummed as hell if he leaves but you're right -- what a great kid he has been to have in the program. I'd love to get another year from him.
January 9th, 2023 at 12:35 PM ^
Exactly. To me this is truly a win-win announcement. If he stays, we'll havea juggernaut, death star offense next year. If he goes, he fulfills his dream and does Michigan proud in the NFL. We can't lose!
January 9th, 2023 at 12:49 PM ^
Lions would be a perfect fit if he falls to the 3rd round. Lions don't have a 4th or 5th round pick I believe so they'd have to get him there if they want him.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:06 AM ^
Would love to have him back, but NFL RB shelf life is short. If he gets a solid NIL deal in the area of a 3 to 4 round NFL rookie contract then it makes more sense. If not get paid when you can get paid.
Hate he got banged up, he may want one more run at the biggest prize.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:18 AM ^
The short shelf life of RBs in the NFL may change the economics for RBs in college. Someone like Blake Corum (one of the best at a position that is undervalued by the pro league) may actually actually be able to make enough NIL money to justify coming back. It would be similar to what Hunter Dickinson experienced with the NBA - traditional bigs are undervalued in the current form of the NBA, so he could make comparable money in college.
What'll also be interesting, long term, will be whether that change in economics in turn changes how NFL teams value RBs. If they start seeing really high quality RBs stay out of the draft, does that induce NFL teams to take RBs in higher rounds again? There will be interesting 2nd- and 3rd-order effects that will take years to materialize.
January 9th, 2023 at 10:41 AM ^
You raise a good point. If you've only got an average of 2.5 years or so in the NFL, and you're already making real money in college via NIL deals, this is effectively adding an income-generating year to your expected career as an athlete.
January 9th, 2023 at 12:37 PM ^
Agree and like posted in the past, if you are a Mike Hart type who has charisma and coaching capabilities, why not make your college career as amazing as possible? You can thrill alums for 50 years of nostalgia and still make a decent living after as coach or commentator.
In the NFL you get chewed up and spit out and you're an afterthought. I think about people like Biakabutuka, Chris Howard, Chris Perry, etc. Hard to be the back that sticks around for a decade.
In college less chance for the worst of concussions too. In NFL faster swarming players with monster hits. Without even thinking concussions I think some if the guys above (and many others) had injuries in the NFL that just didn't happen in college due to competition level.
Stay safe and sane with NIL money in college. Be a popular UofM lifer. To me, it's a better life.
January 9th, 2023 at 1:01 PM ^
NIL and a good insurance policy.
Blake loves his Michigan experience.
January 9th, 2023 at 11:05 AM ^
Can someone break down what a hypothetical NIL deal could be versus a first-year pro running back’s income? Isn’t the biggest perk about the NFL, in addition to the multi-millions guaranteed, starting the clock on your pension and health benefits? Kenneth Walker makes $2 million a year as a 2nd round rookie on 4-years, $8.5 million, with $5.5 million guaranteed. Rachaad White makes about $1 million as a 3rd round rookie on a 4-years, $5 million contract, with only $1 million guaranteed. Is it really possible Blake is getting a million dollars let alone millions plural in NIL for one more collegiate season? I find millions plural a little hard to believe.
January 9th, 2023 at 11:28 AM ^
I doubt he could get millions, but possibly around $1M? I also don't believe he is projected to be a second rounder, so using the KW comp may not be the best.
January 9th, 2023 at 11:34 AM ^
He's a projected 3rd - 4th rounder, which would slot his salary into the high 6 figures, not 7. So it's quite possible that NIL can match that, if not surpass it. All the numbers I've seen say he could get ~$1M in NIL at Michigan. If that's true, it beats being a mid-round selection.
January 9th, 2023 at 11:40 AM ^
He had alot of carries up until the injury. If he does come back, they really need to limit his carries in the OOC games and the lighter work of the schedule. Toting it 25-30 times per game wears on a RB. Donovan needs to stay healthy too to share the load, in addition to another guy or two that can be trusted.
I'm expecting he goes to the NFL with this announcement though. Based only on the short shelf life of NFL RB's and no idea of any NIL plans that may keep him for one more year.
Either way, he has been an awesome player at Michigan and I will always be rooting for this dude.
January 9th, 2023 at 12:28 PM ^
Great point. Can a prospective returning student-athlete like Blake demand a lower workload from coaches?
January 9th, 2023 at 12:44 PM ^
Yes of course the staff would say yes to 15 carries per game if that's what it took to get him back. But that would reduce his Heisman chances and first round opportunities.
He could make decent amount in NIL and potentially (no guarantees these days) go higher in draft and get much better NFL deal.