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January 12th, 2011 at 10:18 PM
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Nantucket Blue
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Brady Hoikus

Why?  Because I like arguing artistically.

 

Hokemania?

A few years of cool t-shirts.

Regardless of wins.

I want to be the man Fred Jackson says I am

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January 12th, 2011 at 10:20 PM | You love to touch kids And (Score:1)
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You love to touch kids

And your love for Michigan

Reminds me of Rod

January 12th, 2011 at 10:33 PM | Errrr............. (Score:1)
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...........can we leave the touching kids part out?

January 12th, 2011 at 10:50 PM | Good idea, but... (Score:1)
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...something's not quite right about that shirt.  Think it may be the apostrophe that's bugging me.

"[T]here were a lot of people predicting glorious heights for Rich; mostly the same people who are predicting doom and gloom [for Hoke]. Excuse me if I doubt their prognostication skills." -- M-Wolverine

January 12th, 2011 at 11:11 PM | I want it. (Score:1)
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I'm gonna make that on cafepress this second. I'll wear it to the spring game.

Are you a Hokeamaniac, BROTHER?

January 12th, 2011 at 10:21 PM | Despair (Score:1)
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Just remember that

It's always darkest before

Dark skies go pitch black

I want to be the man Fred Jackson says I am

January 12th, 2011 at 10:27 PM | Shoelace (Score:1)
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I would love to see

Maize wings on the helmet of

Denard this Autumn

January 12th, 2011 at 11:25 PM | De-Denarding? (Score:1)
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a subtle way of

saying Denard is going

to Delaware next?

"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.

January 12th, 2011 at 11:30 PM | Gold vs Maize (Score:1)
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An offensive fit

But their wings are not maize. Source:

Wikipedia

January 13th, 2011 at 11:26 AM | Delaware (Score:1)
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Royal Blue and Gold           

are the colors that they wear

recognize helmet?

 

 

File:Delaware.gifFile:Michigan Wolverines football helmet.gif

Delaware                                           UM

the source: Wikipedia

gold and maize are close

"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.

January 13th, 2011 at 12:01 PM | Different Shades (Score:1)
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It is similar

But the picture doesn't show

Their paler wings and blue

January 12th, 2011 at 10:27 PM | Size (Score:1)
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No more slot ninjas

Our linemen will be massive

Our coach bigger still

January 12th, 2011 at 10:28 PM | The Journey (Score:1)
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Scaling the Rockies

Astride the exhausted mule

Mike Golic's lost child

Trust me, I'm a scientist.

Denard: The Happening

January 12th, 2011 at 10:28 PM | You are not Harbaugh Nor (Score:1)
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You are not Harbaugh

Nor are you the Mad Hatter

Still undecided

January 12th, 2011 at 10:29 PM | win please win please (Score:1)
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win please win please win

win please win please win please win

win please win please win

Maize n Brew

January 12th, 2011 at 10:30 PM | I will do my best, to (Score:1)
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I will do my best,

to support Coach Brady Hoke.

But screw Dave Brandon.

Twitter

January 12th, 2011 at 10:31 PM | BEEF (Score:1)
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All steak no sizzle

gonna play smash mouth footbaw

Hoke is my homeboy

redefining epic fail, one comment at a time

January 12th, 2011 at 10:31 PM | Aaaarrrgghh (Score:1)
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They call me Long but I'm not tall

A west coast offense we'll install

Our linemen will eat pizza and maul

We'll smash the mouth and pound the ball

 

My name is John just like Harbaugh

A Michigan Man as you recall

On defense we will build a wall

All our rivals drives will stall

Yo Ho Hoke and a Bottle of Hokum

January 12th, 2011 at 10:44 PM | aaaarrrgghh (Score:1)
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Haiku is for those

for whom rhyming is too hard

and therefore blows  aarrghhh

Yo Ho Hoke and a Bottle of Hokum

January 12th, 2011 at 11:36 PM | High School (Score:1)
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My high school mascot

Was the menacing pirate

May I also rhyme?

January 12th, 2011 at 10:31 PM | Red Green's Fan Prayer (Score:1)
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Brady Hoke: I'm not

A fan, but I can change if

I have to I guess

I want to be the man Fred Jackson says I am

January 12th, 2011 at 10:31 PM | No game is bigger Grey (Score:1)
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No game is bigger

Grey skies on Olentangy

Special touch for Sharp

"the Spirit of Michigan...is based on a deathless loyalty to Michigan and all her ways....and a conviction that nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours" - Fielding Yost
January 12th, 2011 at 10:34 PM | hokeamania someone set up (Score:1)
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hokeamania

someone set up us the bomb

goddammit harbaugh

January 12th, 2011 at 10:36 PM | Bah Dah Bing, Let's Go And (Score:1)
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Bah Dah Bing, Let's Go

And Stop by Satriale's

En route to The Deuce

 

Will work for a little dough.

January 12th, 2011 at 10:36 PM | Attitude adjustment (Score:1)
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Remember all in?

Show some loyalty people

Hoke is our man now

January 12th, 2011 at 10:43 PM | Meh. (Score:1)
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You are likely right

But for now i just want to

Be mad and shallow

I want to be the man Fred Jackson says I am

January 12th, 2011 at 10:47 PM | Lessons learned (Score:1)
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Don't repeat mistakes

Negativity killed Rich

All in for Brady

January 12th, 2011 at 11:02 PM | Negativity... A very (Score:1)
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Negativity...

A very powerful thing

But losing trumps all

 

Will work for a little dough.

January 12th, 2011 at 10:38 PM | Yoda abides (Score:1)
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Brady Hoke kisses

The ring of Brandon's pimp hand

Lord and Sith they are.

I want to be the man Fred Jackson says I am

January 12th, 2011 at 10:38 PM | Thy name is Brady I bring (Score:1)
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Thy name is Brady

I bring with me many rings

I plan to win more

"Those Who Stay Will Be Champions"

January 12th, 2011 at 10:42 PM | Big Will (Score:1)
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Maybe Hoke is

precisely what is needed

to salvage Campbell's



career as a l33t

DT and not an awkward

also-ran OG.

"I have long thought that anyone who does not regularly - or ever - gaze up and see the wonder and glory of a dark night sky filled with countless stars loses a sense of their fundamental connectedness to the universe."

January 12th, 2011 at 10:42 PM | Not want I had wanted, but oh well... (Score:1)
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Brandon five in states six days

Scottsdale, Dallas, Baton Rouge and Back

We got Brady Hoke

January 12th, 2011 at 10:48 PM | I'm sorry (Score:1)
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But this is not a Hoiku. Stick to the script unless ye be a pirate! 

January 12th, 2011 at 11:39 PM | Aaaarrrgghh (Score:1)
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Don't imply that Hoke will fail

Just because he likes to sail

And don't you call my coach a whale

He will score and you will Hail!

Yo Ho Hoke and a Bottle of Hokum

January 12th, 2011 at 10:47 PM | Let Bygones Be Bygones (Score:1)
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On board with Brady

But why do pro-Hoke comments

Need to bash Rich too?

January 12th, 2011 at 11:33 PM | All in for Michigan (Score:1)
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This is a fair point

Being All in for Brady

Does not mean hate Rod

January 12th, 2011 at 10:55 PM | Hard Love (Score:1)
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Hardest love, earnestly

Smashes through clouds of waywardness

Michigan man returns

January 12th, 2011 at 10:53 PM | Waiting to hear quips. Will (Score:1)
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Waiting to hear quips.

Will Hoke quote Kipling like Lloyd?

Or Disney like Rich?

I want to be the man Fred Jackson says I am

January 12th, 2011 at 11:23 PM | Do you like Kipling? I (Score:1)
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Do you like Kipling?

I never Kippled before.

Classic old time joke

Wanting something to be true does not make it true.

January 12th, 2011 at 10:53 PM | Stop all the hating Give (Score:1)
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Stop all the hating

Give this guy a goddamn chance

Blame Dave if need be

 

January 12th, 2011 at 10:54 PM | I did not like Hoke But alas, (Score:1)
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I did not like Hoke
But alas, he was hired
Now I support him

COYS and lets go Detroit FC!

January 12th, 2011 at 10:57 PM | He will overcome (Score:1)
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He will overcome

The scarlet and gray legions

Touch Tressel at last

January 12th, 2011 at 11:02 PM | Inappropriate Touching (Score:1)
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Inappropriate

Touching others in that way

Oh, you mean football

It's all John Navarre's fault.

 

January 12th, 2011 at 11:00 PM | End of the Beginning (Score:1)
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Really hoping dumb

Hoke-a-mania slogan

Dies very quick death. 

January 12th, 2011 at 11:19 PM | Hokeamaniacs! Take notice. (Score:1)
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Hokeamaniacs!

Take notice. FGB is

spawn of Iron Sheik

 

Will Brady escape

His ruthless Camel Clutches?

Just needs to win soon

Wanting something to be true does not make it true.

January 12th, 2011 at 11:01 PM | I came to this (Score:1)
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I came to this thread

Thinking 'twas about someone

Named Brady Hoikus

January 12th, 2011 at 11:04 PM | Just kidding I knew I just (Score:1)
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Just kidding I knew

I just wanted to point out

The misspelled title

January 12th, 2011 at 11:06 PM | I feel like an ass I don't (Score:1)
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I feel like an ass

I don't mean to criticize

Now I need more beers

January 12th, 2011 at 11:06 PM | "Restore the Horror"? I (Score:1)
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"Restore 'THE HORROR'"?

I thought we'd be oregon

I hope that i'm wrong

Haitian McSichuan Earthquake

January 12th, 2011 at 11:14 PM | Hoke has tall order One (Score:1)
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Hoke has tall order

One thing sure to be diff'rent

No Groban at Bust

Wanting something to be true does not make it true.

January 12th, 2011 at 11:16 PM | change (Score:1)
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Brady find a way

To use Odoms and ninjas

With Borges' offense

"..."

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