Holy hell, thank goodness Michigan opted out of these!
USA Today story panning them. I liked this bit:
3. Michigan and N.C. State had good enough sense to say no to Adidas, reportsSports Business Daily. In other news, we are all becoming Michigan and N.C. State fans this March.
Kill me.
is it just me or do these guys
looked like they just rolled out of bed in that attire?
Sleeves again ?
Adidas needs
Sleeves again ?
Adidas needs to stop this crap.
I think the sleeves are on
I think the sleeves are on the undershirts, boss.
Strive to win. If you lose....win.
I think you're wrong,
I think you're wrong, unfortunately.
I'm not one to complain about
I'm not one to complain about jerseys, but those are absolutely atrocious. WTF is wrong with people?
I tend to like the uniformz
But these are gross. The only time that these would be acceptable IMO is if it were for the Maui Invitational. Even then they'd be terrible but atleast it's out in Maui.
If you spell Crisler like the car company you should hand in your fan card before the next meeting.... Same goes for Ferry Field
Zubazzz!
Zubazzz!
YES!
If this means I can relive my childhood in a pair of Michigan Zubaz shorts, I could not be more upset with Michigan's decision to pass on these uniformz.
ZUBAZ!
someone needs to be fired
someone needs to be fired
Three words:
Hid - e - ous.
The Team, The Team, The Team
Notre Dame - LOL Is
Notre Dame - LOL Is that lime green, mint green, neon green, pea green, or just plain ridiculously obnoxious green?
Yes
Yes
The Team, The Team, The Team
Really, ND with the win!
I move that we get the crowd in whatever arena they begin the tourney in to die laughing.
Or
Maybe it's Shamrock Shake green.
I don't like Wisconsin.. I just like badgers. Regardless of choices, vote for Monkey Rodeo.
Perfect analogy
The Shamrock Shake hangs around for just a little while, then in the middle of March they disappear. Just like ND hoops.
The Team, The Team, The Team
Kelly green?
Kelly green?
Damn, you know her too..girl
Damn, you know her too..girl gets around
Pretty sure
there is one of each of those colors in that jersey. AHAHAHAHAH
You have pea green
If pee were green as well it would be all sorts of that green also.
It's the end of the world as
It's the end of the world as we know it.
Those are horrendous. I do
Those are horrendous. I do have to give props to Adidas for making ND's the ugliest though.
+1 for you good sir.
And because you can't have one without the other...
Christ
If Michigan had opted in with the Adidas news being announced after last night's force majeure, I would have gone from "on the ledge" to "weeeeeee!"
When did they acquire Zubas?
When did they acquire Zubas?
Edit: Stupid work made me post late. Joke already taken.
Your friendly neighborhood contrarian.
No way a player could put one
No way a player could put one of those uniforms on and keep a straight face...
Send in the clowns
don't bother, they're here. at adidas.
wolverine 73
time for a new drill
The word "clowniformz" is thrown about all too casually in the times we live in, but these, good people, are clowniformz in the truest sense - they lack only the big red nose to complete the ensemble.
Imagine the game prep being lost by teams that have to spend valuable practice time learning to get the whole team in and out of a volkswagen beetle while making balloon animals . . .
"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"
Jost hope
that the reason MI said no to these wasn't because DB decided the Wolverine Action Hero pajamas looked better....
"Finish Strong"
I miss Nike...
I miss Nike...
4th Generation Student
Class of 2014
Go Blue!
(No subject)
Punch Adidas in the face
Punch Adidas in the face
ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up?
Michigan = NBA Family U
These, quite literally, may
These, quite literally, may be the worst uniformz creation ever.
Like, forever ever.
It's official. The Germans are Jedi Masters of Fashion Suicide
If Michigan did wear these,I would be glad Penn
If Michigan did wear these,I would be glad Penn State beat us.
Vice.com
Suppose someone told you at
Suppose someone told you at the beginning of this week that a horrible fate would afflict the basketball team this week. You got to choose which. Either 1. The team embarrasses itself on the court at Penn State, or 2. The team embarrasses itself on the court in March wearing those. Which would you pick?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Servant. Pastor. Husband. Michigan fan in Duluth.
damn,thats tough.Hmmmmm
damn,thats tough.Hmmmmm
Vice.com
My eyes
are bleeding
"It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing."
"The world is given to me only once..."
Notre Dame:
This team brought to you by Andes Mints.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
Its fun to joke about when
Its fun to joke about when things like this come up but if Michigan ever agrees to wear something like these I am going to email Dave Brandon and personally inform him that I will never, ever watch or attend a basketball game again. I know, tough talk. But everyone reaches a breaking point and I've just discovered mine at least with respect to the basketball team.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
I, er, um, no.
Just... no.
If they look like shit on
If they look like shit on these guys just think what they'll look like on the short, white guys.
Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back.
maybe
I'm thinking that to really rock this uni, you need hair gel aplenty, a deluge of Axe body spray, and a spiffy gold chain. Then you'll be the dopest one on the whole Jersey Shore. Start thinking up your clever new pseudonym now . . . .
"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"
Trying to picture Spike...
Trying to picture Spike...
I don't always complain about
I don't always complain about jerseys, but when I do... Holy hell those are terrible.
HAIL.
I know we have a tendency for
I know we have a tendency for fashion trends paying homage to 20 years ago, but this is just ridiculous. These weren't even stylish the first time around:
Normally
I would downvote the third time the same joke was made, but you went to the trouble of finding a picture, so... +1 to you, Sir.
The Team, The Team, The Team
Gotta love the chick on the right - pineapple hairdo
These 1983 fashions are only slightly less horrid than the 1970s cornucopia of leisure suit wonder. Bullying must have been rampant.
Holy mother of God. The dude
Holy mother of God. The dude on the left is dressed EXACTLY like me in my 1977 Cranbrook graduation picture right down to the hair, shirt, the pants and the coat. And the dude on the right has my hair style and looks like i did more than a little bit.
If I was at home right now and could scan in my picture and post it next to these guys guarentee you wouldnt stop laughing for a week.
Was gonna say; I am styling some of that kind of gear in my
1974 Huron High graduation pictures!
Kill me. it is only a matter of time, they remind me of Zubaz, everything really does come back in style, eventually.