Next Coach
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over the last several days, the amount of speculation and confusion regarding who Michigan will hire as the next
head football coach on these very pages has been great
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all of this is misinformation and incorrect assumption
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the smart folks have appealed to THE KNOWLEDGE to reveal the future and deliver them from this uncertainty
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yes
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it is well known that THE KNOWLEDGE is the best source when it comes to coaching search, inasmuch as THE KNOWLEDGE
introduced himself to this blog during the 2007 coach search
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there is a reason THE KNOWLEDGE has remained relatively silent during the current search for reasons that will
become obvious upon a thorough reading of this post
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yes
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many is the number of fools who misunderstood what THE KNOWLEDGE had said in his previous post
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thus, THE KNOWLEDGE can clearly reveal that these assumptions are wrong
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in 2015, Michigan's AD will be David Brandon
in 2015, Michigan's football HC will be Brady Hoke
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yes
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somehow, people (except a smart few) misinterpreted this as THE KNOWLEDGE saying that Brandon and Hoke will remain
at Michigan in 2015
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this level of stupidity is truly mindboggling
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yes
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now, onto the question of the new coach
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if the question where who the best coach for Michigan will be, the answer is obvious
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it is THE KNOWLEDGE
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THE KNOWLEDGE will know what the opposition will do on every play even before they know it. thus, every offensive
snap for Michigan will result in a touchdown for the Wolverines, and every offensive play for the opposition will
result in a loss or interception
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however, THE KNOWLEDGE does more important things to the universe that coach a football team; hence the next best
available coach must be found
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yes
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the people that are laughing at Florida and Nebraska do not understand that those newly hired coaches will, in
fact, create dominant programs at those schools
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can the same be said for Michigan?
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will Michigan hire Harbaugh?
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no
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will Michigan hire Miles?
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no
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will Michigan hire Mullen?
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no
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will Michigan fans be unhappy with the hire?
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yes
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will the unhappiness turn into happiness eventually?
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yes
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December 8th, 2014 at 10:38 AM ^
commence
December 8th, 2014 at 1:28 PM ^
Well I thought it was hilarious.
December 8th, 2014 at 1:38 PM ^
"mind-bottling"
December 8th, 2014 at 1:47 PM ^
THE_KNOWLEDGE doesn't misspell things. He merely takes words from the future and presents them to you.
December 8th, 2014 at 3:22 PM ^
That's why he's not called THE_SPELLING
December 8th, 2014 at 5:52 PM ^
this is about teling not speling smh
December 8th, 2014 at 1:43 PM ^
Mr. Knowledge, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent posting were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no MGoPoints, and may God have mercy on your soul.
December 8th, 2014 at 2:10 PM ^
Kind of a reverse Knowledge post.
Welcome to mgoblog :)
December 10th, 2014 at 3:33 PM ^
Oh poor citizen. I fear for your safety.
January 25th, 2015 at 9:42 AM ^
December 8th, 2014 at 10:40 AM ^
TELL US WHO IT IS GOING TO BE DAMMIT
December 8th, 2014 at 10:57 AM ^
Isn't it? It will be.. the Knowledge. He'd call the interception play each time on defense and the touchdown play everytime on offense. The choice is clear.
December 8th, 2014 at 10:44 AM ^
Those are two minutes that I'll never get back.
December 8th, 2014 at 10:57 AM ^
...and -1 the OP.
Got more important shit to do than read that...
December 8th, 2014 at 10:52 AM ^
Well....... that was helpful. Now, finally all the CC threads will stop.
/s
December 8th, 2014 at 10:54 AM ^
It's obvious... It's Schiano
December 8th, 2014 at 10:57 AM ^
Narp??
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yes
December 8th, 2014 at 11:04 AM ^
is the biggest whore on all of 5th Avenue I'm told. Been plucked more times that the Rose of Tralee
December 8th, 2014 at 11:05 AM ^
for clicking to read, but wow what a waste of time it was.
December 8th, 2014 at 11:07 AM ^
Episode VII: THE KNOWLEDGE Awakens
December 8th, 2014 at 11:11 AM ^
THE_KNOWLEDGE upvotes it's own posts, and that's all the knowledge you need.
December 8th, 2014 at 11:14 AM ^
I thought THE KNOWLEDGE would have forseen all those typos. Unless spelling has changed in the future.
December 8th, 2014 at 11:15 AM ^
It is better just to stop writing on blogs.
December 8th, 2014 at 11:24 AM ^
Well....? WHO IS IT?!
December 8th, 2014 at 11:30 AM ^
I gotta say, I like The Knowledge. I've never seen anyone else with a posting style like that. Did he make it up? Is he copying someone else? Who is he?
Best part is that he knows not to overdo it, just a post every once in a while.
December 8th, 2014 at 2:11 PM ^
Every time TK posts it's overdoing it.
December 8th, 2014 at 11:42 AM ^
Shouldn't you have foreseen that people would misinterpret your statements and, because of that, worded them differently?
Joke's on you
December 8th, 2014 at 11:58 AM ^
Called that condition "cross-mojination".
December 8th, 2014 at 11:49 AM ^
book it
December 8th, 2014 at 11:52 AM ^
OP has officially jumped the shark. Well, actually, it was when he predicted that RR would lead Michigan to a national title game against the Boise St Broncos by 2011, but whatever.
December 8th, 2014 at 2:37 PM ^
December 8th, 2014 at 12:05 PM ^
This is so stupid.
December 8th, 2014 at 12:28 PM ^
I understand that reporting your findings of the future creates an alternate universe, and trust that the new universe was created to maximize future Michigan victories on the football field.
December 8th, 2014 at 12:13 PM ^
I didn't know that THE KNOWLEDGE knew the word "no"
December 8th, 2014 at 12:13 PM ^
Harbaugh?
Given the track record of "THE_KNOWLEDGE" (remember Sark to Michigan?) I am feeling pretty good about this.
January 25th, 2015 at 9:50 AM ^
December 8th, 2014 at 12:27 PM ^
The Knowledge & Cowherd mind melded.
December 8th, 2014 at 12:36 PM ^
For all of you doubters, THE KNOWLEDGE does not help us by giving us Truths(as we see them) but rather by giving us what we need to hear. I suppose THE KNOWLEDGE is kind of like the Oracle in The Matrix.
December 8th, 2014 at 12:41 PM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE isn't just predicting Greg Schiano; THE KNOWLEDGE is Greg Schiano. Nooooooooo.....
December 8th, 2014 at 5:01 PM ^
Have the Taft Coach from "The Best Of Times."
December 8th, 2014 at 1:07 PM ^
Clearly, that's where we're headed here. Clearly.
December 8th, 2014 at 2:28 PM ^
isn't going to reveal too much at a time, because he (it?) knows our puny humanoid brains can't handle/process it all at once. This is why it must come in small doses lest all of our brains explode simultaneously.
Thank you KNOWLEDGE for imparting the information sparingly, and in doing so, saving the human race.
December 8th, 2014 at 3:47 PM ^
Clearly, Hoke will be hired as the next HC, and Brandon will be hired as his "assistant-deputy"
December 8th, 2014 at 7:06 PM ^
I missed you. Love a good knowledge post every now and then
December 8th, 2014 at 7:54 PM ^
This is good news because The Knowledge has never been right about anything so that means Harbaugh could still happen right? In fact, why not Chip Kelley? Or Pete Carroll? Or Saban?
December 8th, 2014 at 10:26 PM ^
Your shit wasn't funny the first time. Surprise, it's still not funny.
December 8th, 2014 at 10:30 PM ^
How long did you take to write this? However much time it took was time seriously wasted.
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