so much for that
2011: The Year of the Wolverines
Eds-[As in all of us]: Bumped from boards (!) for awesome. May 2012 be even better!
Finally for all us Wolverines fans, we have a year we can look back on fondly and anticipate the future (mostly in regards to football and basketball). Here's a little picture page-ish post recollecting the past 12 months. I hope you enjoy.
January:
After starting the year out unauspiciously, a new era of Michigan football took hold on January 11th as AD David Brandon introduced us all to....
...
and the now famous Hoke-point.
The Hokester brought along his buddy
which was encouraging to most, but some people were still
.
On the hardwood, the cagers started the season off right with a win over
only to go on a 6 game losing streak, including 2 narrow losses to the #2 and #3 teams in the country.
People were starting to question
.
But Ann Arbor Torch and Pitch Fork closed it's door for the year after the Wolverines marched into Breslin Arena and ended the Spartans beloved "Days since....." calendar, forcing these assclowns

to have to scrub each other's prepubescent chests.
Get the **** off my court.
February
After just 3 weeks on the job, Hokester salvages a top20 recruiting class, including

Brennan Beyer (SAM) | Frank Clark (WDE) | Blake Countess (CB)

Delonte Hollowell (CB) | Desmond Morgan (WLB) | Matt Wile (K/P/KO)
...who either start or make signficant contributions in just their first year on campus. We didn't know at the time, but these 6 turn out to be pretty damn good.
March
Meanwhile, the pipeline from Farmington Hills Harrison to Lansing is temporarily diverted west as
and
solidify their future by taking their talents to the good side.
Also in
these 2
decide to go all
on some poor dude in a Colorado bar then flee the scene. The po-po apprehended them and sentenced them to 1 to 3 more years in East Lansing.
April
went to the NCAA finals, narrowly losing 3-2 in overtime to Minnesota-Duluth.
May
Memorial Day Weekend. It's one of those days where you remember exactly where you were at that moment in time when
was "forced out" at Ohio State for repeatedly lying to his administration and NCAA. Turns out Cheaty knew about some shenanigans going on inside his program but didn't want to upset the winning apple cart, so he only told the owner of this car
and perhaps an FBI agent.
Ding dong, the dick is dead.
At a team meeting to tell all the Buckeyes their coach had been fired for failing to monitor his program, which included massive memorabilia sales and trades for tatoos and questionable car deals, TP decided it would be a good idea to roll up in
with temporary tags. TP would also be unceremoniously led out of Columbus.
Take that, Brutus.
June
In one of the saddest and most unbelievable tragedies I can remember, 16 year old basketball commit Austin Hatch survives his SECOND airplane crash. The plane went down in northern Michigan, killing Austin's father and step mother. In the first crash in 2003, Austin and his dad survived but his mother and two siblings were killed.
Thankfully, Austin's recovery has been nothing short of miraculous. He may not play basketball again, but he'll be a Wolverine for life.
July
As a result of the aforementioned Buckeye shenanigans,
delivers another dong punch to the evil empire by switching his commitment from OSU to Meeeeeeeechigan. Buckeyes everywhere suck it.
September
FOOTBALL SEASON!!!
Finally all the speculation and predictions have come to an end and it's time to play some football.
The boys take care of Western Michigan in grand fashion before 2 lightning delays force an early end to the game.
Then the much anticipated
game.
Trailing 24-7 at the end of 3 quarters,
leads the Wolverines to a furious 28-point 4th quarter rally. With 1:22 left in the game, Denard hits Vincent Smith on a screen pass that goes for 21 yards and the score. The crowd goes nuts. We win, we win, we.......................... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Notre Dame pulls out the unthinkable and drives right down the field, and Tommy Rees hits a wide open Theo Riddick for a 29 yard touchdown.
.
What a f****** drag. God******. What the hell is wrong with our D? Screw you Mattison. FU Kelly. God da.......
Wait a minute. There's still 30 seconds left. Who knows, right? Anything can happen, right? RIGHT?
Right!
Suck it Irish.
October and November
We lose to Satan for the 4th time in a row during a trash tornado, and inexplicably look bad against an average Iowa team. But all is not lost. We go on to beat Illinois, run a train on Nebraska, and then, FINALLY, after a decade of OSU dominance...

10-2 !
December
!
Big Ten Offensive Lineman of the Year. All America.
Here's a list of other
Conference Champions from 2011...
- Field Hickey wins the regular season and conference tournament championship
- Women's Gymnastics
- Hockey
- Softball
- Men's Swimming and Diving
- Women's Tennis
- Men's Soccer wins the tournament title.
As Coach Hoke will tell you, it wasn't a "great" season because we didn't achieve our goal, which is the Big Ten Title. But after the last 3 years, and since 2006 frankly, this year has given us reason to be very optimistic for the future. I'm proud to be a Wolverine. My wife and I (also an alum) are fortunate to have a son who was accepted into UofM last week and hope he will grow as attached to this great institution as we are.
Thanks for the memories 2011.
Fixed. Gracias.
"the Spirit of Michigan...is based on a deathless loyalty to Michigan and all her ways....and a conviction that nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours" - Fielding Yost
Awesome post!
But, what's field hickey? I think I played that in high school.
Cool post. Reminiscent of the Bronxblue diaries only slightly more positive since, as you point out, we have a lot to be thankful for these days.
Congratulations to your son and have a great holiday season.
Here's hoping for a bright future. This team does try hard and I will continue to support them.
I loved hearing the announcers getting fired up during games. They couldn't help it either. Heard it from at least 3 different broadcasters: " this is Michigan football." So true.
Us welcoming Nebraska into the conference is worth a mention.
How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon
...Men's Gymnast Sam Mikulak and Women's Gymnast Kylee Botterman each won individual NCAA All-Around titles on April 15.
Besides the Hockey team's runner up performance, there were these national top ten team finishes in 2011:
- Men's Gymnastics: 5th
- Women's Gymnastics: 6th
- Men's Swimming: 9th
- Women's Tennis: 9th
- Field Hockey: 9th
- Men's Golf: 10th
If you list the Men's Soccer B1G tournament title (earned in Fall 2010), you should also note its College Cup appearance and 3rd place finish.
LSA '89 - MBB Natl Champions, Big 10/Rose Bowl Champions | @MGoShoe
TREMENDOUS!
MGoBlog....kinda like crack, but more addicting...
Wolverine Convert
Congratulations to your son! I hope he enjoys his time in Ann Arbor.
Dong Punch.... Ouch
We're gonna play with toughness, we're gonna be responsible and we're gonna play with toughness. This is Michigan.
You forgot to mention the lacrosse teams going Division 1!
Could not be more thankful that I got to experience the last 12 months as a Michigan student. I only had three semesters there, but they were some of the best times of my life.
The only nitpick is that I think the Farmington Hills Harrison pipeline to EL has been broken, not just temporarily diverted.
and congrats to your son. My oldest is 11 and already knows that he needs to keep up his straight A's to get in to Michigan! The 6 year old, however, is convinced he is Denard's cousin (we are white) and also thinks he can out run Denard!?! So it's a work in progress.
Things sure are different when I chew the fat with Ohio fans. Whenever things get too chippy I'm all like "40-34, that is all." And they can't do anything about it!
Abort, Retry, Fail?
What about jersey sales in Ohio? Can't forget that.

I had forgotten that all of the occured in one year. It is amazing what 12 little months can bring. Here is to hoping the 12 will be even better.
You can sum up this sport in two words, 'You never know.'
Awesome post sir.
And as a clueless freshman inside linebacker in a 5-2 defense back in the summer of 1993, I heard enough "READ YOUR *$&##'in GUARD" to make me laugh out loud when i saw your username.
"There is no such thing as 'TMI'. The more I know, the better I can react to the situation around me." -me
Nice post. It's fun to take a turn and see where we were, and where we're headed. this offseason is going to be a million times better than last. I remember being really worried and frustrated among some oher emotions... Go Blue!!!
January 11th is my birthday, and I will admit, Last year I was really hoping for Les Miles to be announced as the next coach of Michigan as a little bonus birthday gift for me, but in hindsight, I think I got what I really wanted. Thanks Coach Hoke for an awesome 2011, hope you keep it up!
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you needOh yeah, hey hey hey, oh...
"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.
It's amazing how much better things are now than they were on January 1st, really not at all that long ago. I have a feeling that this is just the beginning.
Lloyd Brady and Facepalm Guy sightings. They should get some love.
M'Dog
Thanks for reviewing another great year for the mighty M, and congratulations to your son and the whole family. Glad to hear that the school is getting some MGoIncomingTalent to keep the place respectable . . .
"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"
Kudos sir.
Oh, and my son's graduation banner at home read:
Hail! To The Graduate
Brian 2010
Leaders & Best
I hope your son's years at Michigan will be just as rewarding!
Enjoyed the post, and congrats on having your son go Blue!
It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine parent.
Great post, and congrats on your son. My dad (and his dad) were Michigan alums and it was the only school I applied to. One day my dad announced Congratulations, you got into Michigan! I said how do you know? He said your acceptance letter came. I said and you opened it?! He said yeah, it's got my name on it (I'm a Jr.). He had me there… 33 years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday. Great to carry on the legacy.
Go Blue!
Would be sweet if little macdaddy and little ReadYourGuard became buds next year.
Well done. Some funny bits in there too.
Best combination of academics and athletics in all of the land.
This year's U.S. Army All-American Bowl has 5 Michigan commits: OL Kyle Kalis, LB James Ross, LB Royce Jenkins-Stone, DL Ondre Pipkins, and OL Erik Magnuson! Michigan has the most commits out of any school! The Bowl game will be played Saturday, January 7 at 12pm CST live on NBC! Who's going to watch?
Me!
"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.
An addition to March....
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I automatically downvote "B1G"
Awesome post! What a great year to be a Michigan Wolverine!
I am so excited for the future of Michigan athletics!
Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam




I would just change the " Get the **** off my court" from THJ to Morris