Opponent Watch 2021: Week 2
About Last Week
The mashing will continue until morale improves.
The Road Ahead
Northern Illinois (1-1, 0-0 MAC)
Last week: Lost to Wyoming, 50-43
Recap: Entering the season, the odds that Week 3 would see Washington 0-2 and Northern Illinois 2-0 were infinitesimal. Yet we were less than five minutes from NIU rolling into the Big House next week undefeated. The Huskies trailed 42-16 late in the third quarter, but managed to rattle off four consecutive touchdowns to take a 43-42 lead.
Rocky Lombardi threw three picks, one of which was returned for a touchdown. He still has that aura where every time he reaches back to throw, you think “this is going to be picked, isn’t it.”
This team is as frightening as: Anthropomorphic Husky.
Scarier in concept than in practice. Fear Level = 3
Michigan should worry about: Running back Harrison Waylee is a speedster who is averaging 161 yards per game at 6.1 yards per carry. He busted a 75 yarder in this game and a 35 yarder last week.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Michigan hasn’t lost to a non-Power 5 team since 2008, the second longest streak in the Big Ten (after Ohio State). Don’t expect that to change on Saturday.
When they play Michigan: Finally, Michigan faces a potent Husky offense.
Next game: @ Michigan, Noon, BTN (NIU +27)
[AFTER THE JUMP: Do not hit the jump. There be Rutgers]
Rutgers (2-0, 0-0 B1G)
Last week: Won at Syracuse, 17-7
Recap: Why did you hit the jump. You were warned not to hit the jump. Now you’re here. And it’s your fault.
Rutgers gained 195 yards. That’s 2.8 yards per play. Even excluding the four times Noah Vedral was sacked, Rutgers rushed the ball 38 times for 77 yards (2.0 yards per carry). Vedral threw for 5.2 yards per attempt (and only 6.6 yards per completion).
And they won. By double digits.
I’mma be honest: I don’t know how. And I refuse to learn how. Sometimes the architects of the ancient tomb put an inscription saying, more or less, “if you enter this tomb you will be set upon by evil demons and your bowels will be as water.” Some brave souls enter. And sure, some survive. But some do not, and this DOES NOT feel like the time to tempt the gods whose primary method of retribution seems to be “random unknown illness.”
Here’s what I can see from here, just outside the tomb: Syracuse had 5 turnovers to Rutgers 0.
This team is as frightening as: Ancient tomb curse, but you dropped your car keys into the tomb. Fear Level = 4
Michigan should worry about: Rutgers’ punter, Adam Korsak, is 4th in the nation with an average of 50.9 yards per punt. He was the co-Big Ten Special Teamer of the week this week. He boomed one against Syracuse from his own 30-yard line that came to rest on the Syracuse 1-yard line. That’s a punt of… uh… many yards. I can’t do that kind of math. But it was a very nice punt.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Rutgers is converting <30% of their third down opportunities.
When they play Michigan: “Surely Rutgers can’t continue their current +4 average turnover margin per game,” he said, fist-bumping the ominous guardian statue thing as he strolled by.
Next game: vs. Delaware, 3:30 p.m., BTN
Wisconsin (1-1, 0-1 B1G)
Last week: Beat Eastern Michigan 34-7
Recap: You ever walk into a gas station bathroom and realize that, while you don’t know exactly HOW that happened, or the life choices that led to that happening, you already know enough that you aren’t going to look any further?
Wisconsin gained 26 first downs.
Eastern Michigan gained 3 first downs.
We’re moving on.
This team is as frightening as: Facing a 4th and 4 if you’re John Donovan. Fear Level = 8
Michigan should worry about: Through 2 games, Clemson transfer Chez Mellusi already has 9 carries of more than 10 yards, best in the conference. He has 51 carries, triple that of anyone else in the backfield. I guess you could say the Chez stands alo… [/author is bludgeoned to death, no charges are filed]
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Wisconsin’s chunk plays are solely taking place on the ground. Wisconsin has completed one pass of 20+ yards through three games, with that pass being a 23 yarder against Penn State.
When they play Michigan: In the last couple of games, Wisconsin hasn’t needed chunk passing plays to grind Michigan into a fine powder, mix that powder into a paste, use that paste to make a papier mâché wolverine piñata, and then beat that piñata to shreds until delicious, delicious sweets fell out for the neighborhood children to enjoy.
Next game: Bye
Nebraska (2-1, 0-1 B1G)
Last week: Beat Buffalo, 28-3
Recap: All things considered, this was a step in the right direction. Buffalo isn’t awful (the line was only 13.5, and SP+ had it closer to 8.5 points), and Nebraska was able to move the ball regularly. Adrian Martinez averaged 12.7 yards per throw and 12.4 per carry. Buffalo was able to move the ball a little bit, but couldn’t consistently string together drives against the resurgent Husker’s defense.
There. I said all the nice things.
Now Nebraska goes to Oklahoma.
The largest margin for any Oklahoma win over Nebraska is 48 points, which they accomplished in 1949, 1954, and 1956. I just thought I would mention that. For no particular reason.
(If you’re curious, the largest margins in series history the other way were Nebraska’s 52-point win in 1996 and their 62-point win in 1997.)
This team is as frightening as: 1997 Nebraska, but the Huskers are all mini-sized. Fear Level = 5
Michigan should worry about: Nebraska has apparently found their go-to wide receiver. Montana transfer Samori Toure caught two (2) 68-yard touchdown passes on the heels of an 8-catch, 133 yard game against Fordham.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: This was the first time in 19 games that Nebraska had won two games in a row. They haven’t won three in a row since October of 2016.
When they play Michigan: If things continue at the current pace, the Frost/Harbaugh comparisons will be strained, even for those inclined to try.
Next game: @ Oklahoma, noon, FOX (Nebraska +22)
Northwestern (1-1, 0-1 B1G)
Last week: Beat Indiana State, 24-6
Recap: Let us compare Northwestern’s offensive output against Indiana State to Eastern Illinois’ offensive output against Indiana State in Week 1:
- Total Offense: Illinois State – 378 yards; Northwestern – 275 yards
- Yards per Play: Illinois State – 5.5 YPP; Northwestern – 4.4 YPP
- Yards Per Pass Attempt: Illinois State – 8.7 YPA; Northwestern – 4.1 YPA
- First downs: Illinois State – 21; Northwestern – 18
Eastern Illinois is an 0-3 Patriot League team.
This team is as frightening as: Yup.
Fear Level = 4
Michigan should worry about: Getting caught looking ahead to Michigan State? I guess?
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Northwestern looks like a poor man’s Washington through two weeks.
When they play Michigan: This year, 14 points is enough to beat any of the purple teams on the schedule.
Next game: @ Duke, 4:00 p.m., ACC Network (NW -3)
Michigan State (1-0, 1-0 B1G)
Last week: Beat Youngstown State, 42-14
Recap: Not sure we can glean much from this one. Youngstown State was overmatched in every phase, which isn’t terribly surprising from a team that gave up 75 points to Nicholls in the spring season. For the second game in a row, MSU scored a 75-yard touchdown on their first play from scrimmage, this time on a bomb to a wide open Jaylen Reed. Reed finished with 181 yards on 4 catches. Kenneth Walker III (7 carries, 57 yards) took a back seat to Jordon Simmons, who finished with 121 yards on 16 carries.
On the other hand, this is a kickass mascot.
Angry Penguin knows what you did, and will not forget it.
This team is as frightening as: It’s really hard to say. Michigan State has looked good, but that was against one absolute creampuff, plus Youngstown State. Fear Level = 7
Michigan should worry about: Michigan has struggled enough with the version of Michigan State that couldn’t put their pants on without screwing up. The prospect of dealing with Moderately Competent Michigan State is unpleasant.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: If history is any indication, Michigan State will come back to the pack a little bit in terms of long plays from scrimmage.
When they play Michigan: I’m not sure who MSU has that can defend Hunter Dickinson in the post.
Next game: @ Miami (YTM), noon, ABC (MSU +6.5)
Indiana (1-1, 0-1 B1G)
Last week: Beat Idaho, 56-14
Recap: A very encouraging final score. A moderately encouraging box score.
Indiana had 42 points entering the 4th quarter, of which 14 were from special teams touchdowns (a blocked punt and a fantastic 81-yard punt return by DJ Matthews), and 14 of which came off of turnovers on TD drives of 9 and 28 yards. Overall, the two teams were relatively even in yards per play (4.8 for Indiana and 4.3 for Idaho), and Indiana only managed 3.6 yards per rush on 50 carries. Most concerningly, Michael Penix only threw for 4.3 yards per attempt with a long completion of 10 yards.
This team is as frightening as: Ah, Same Old Hoosiers. You have been missed. Fear Level = 6.5
Michigan should worry about: /waves generally towards history of Indiana/Michigan
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Penix is averaging 4.8 yards per attempt, which is the worst of any Big Ten quarterback who has thrown at least three passes. His passer rating of 94.5 is the lowest in the conference. For comparison purposes, John O’Korn’s passer rating in 2017 was 102.1.
When they play Michigan: I’m starting to think the Michigan game will be critical for Indiana’s prospects for bowl eligibility.
Next game: vs. Cincinnati, noon, ESPN (IU +3.5)
Penn State (2-0, 1-0 B1G)
Last week: Beat Ball State, 44-13
Recap: Beat Ball State. Like I said.
This team is as frightening as: Frightening. But not TOO frightening. Just, you know, regular frightening. Fear Level = 8
Michigan should worry about: If USC wants James Franklin, he must be something special.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Noah Cain has yet to get untracked. Or on track. Whichever. Of his 28 carries thus far this season, only one has covered 10+ yards. He’s averaging 4.2 yards per carry, down more than a yard per carry from his career average.
This leads me to ask: why do “untracked” and “on track” mean the same thing? According to this article from Merriam Webster, “untracked” does have a long history, but its popularity may (or may not) be the result of an eggcorn of “on track.” An eggcorn is “a word or phrase that is mistakenly used for another word or phrase because it sounds similar and seems logical or plausible,” like “for all intensive purposes” or “pre-Madonna.”
So, in conclusion, Penn State is a land of contrasts.
land of contrasts
When they play Michigan: November, give or take.
Next game: vs. Auburn, 7:30 p.m., ABC (PSU -6)
Maryland (2-0, 0-0 B1G)
Last week: Beat Howard, 62-0
Recap: Phase 2 of the Maybe This Is Maryland’s Year Rope-a-Dope is complete. There are always two: a victory over a Power 5 team, and a thrashing of an inferior opponent. In 2017, the Terps followed their win over #23 Texas with a 63-17 win over Towson. In 2018, they followed their (other) win over #23 Texas with a 45-14 win over Bowling Green in which they outrushed the Falcons 444 yards to 15 yards. In 2019, their dominating win over #21 Syracuse was coupled with a 79-0 win over Howard.
Week 3 is traditionally where the wheels fall off the turtle. In 2017 it was a 38-10 loss to UCF . In 2018, it was a 35-14 loss to Temple. In 2019 it was a 20-17 loss to Temple. In the last three full non-COVID seasons, Maryland is 6-0 in the first two weeks and 6-24 thereafter.
This team is as frightening as: A cheetah. Fast and dangerous, but is she doesn’t get you early on, she probably isn’t gonna get you. Fear Level = 6
Michigan should worry about: Playing Illinois in Week 3 may be just the thing Maryland needs to escape their own personal Groundhog Day.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: The line in that game is only 8 points. Oh god, but if they lose to Illinois…
When they play Michigan: Outlook still hazy AF. Ask again way later.
Next game: @ Illinois, 9:00 p.m. Friday, FS1 (MD -8)
Ohio State (1-1, 1-0 B1G)
Last week: Lost to Oregon, 35-28
Recap: I know we’ve said this before, but Ohio State’s defense has issues. Oregon rushed for 7.1 yards per carry, the most they have allowed in any game since 2014. They couldn’t defend the weak side. The back seven (and particularly the safeties) were nowhere to be found. The defensive line couldn’t generate pressure. It was a debacle on par with 2018 Purdue and 2017 Iowa.
The offense remains a death machine, but despite putting up more than 600 yards of offense at 7.2 yards per play, they were only able to score 28 points on 12 real drives.
This team is as frightening as: Nuclear weapons. It’s dangerous to have nukes even if you understand that using them means your total annihilation. You adjust your actions accordingly when you know that there is only one possible outcome. It’s infinitely more terrifying if people deny that inevitable outcome and look at the situation and say, “okay, but what if.” Fear Level = Still 10. Always 10.
Michigan should worry about: Other than the events of the past generation, give or take? Okay, how about the fact that CJ Stroud threw for 484 yards against a top-15 team in his second career start? Or that Ohio State now apparently has three doom-bringers at wide receiver, with 5-star sophomore Jaxon Smith-Njigba joining Chris Olave and Garrett Wilson?
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Michigan wants to run the ball. Ohio State is giving up a league-high 236 yards and 3 rushing TDs per game, on 5.4 yards per carry (3rd worst in the conference, ahead of only Northwestern and Minnesota).
When they play Michigan: Pray for bad weather. Terrible weather. Day After Tomorrow weather. “Dennis Quaid on College Gameday warning us all that it is too late dammit” weather.
Brian Kelly would still throw the ball 35 times
Next game: vs. Tulsa, 3:30 p.m., FS1 (OSU -26)
Objects in the Rearview Mirror
Western Michigan (1-1, 0-0 MAC)
Last week: Beat Illinois State, 28-0
Recap: A solid rebound game for Western, albeit against a traditionally middle-of-the-pack Missouri Valley team. The score doesn’t really do the domination justice, as Western outgained Illinois State 407 to 57, allowing a total of two plays longer than 8 yards all day. Nine of Illinois State’s eleven possessions were 3-and-outs, with those nine drives moving the ball downfield a total of -1 yards.
Western was about a 12-point favorite entering the game, so a disemboweling like that is impressive.
Next game: @ Pitt, noon, ESPN3 (WMU +15)
September 16th, 2021 at 3:11 PM ^
So the fan in me reads this and thinks, "We're going to rush for 300 on Ohio State!"
Please, please, please.
I don't just want to eke one out. I want to kill them.
I want "The mashing will continue" memes for weeks after the game.
PLEASE
September 16th, 2021 at 3:35 PM ^
The question you need to ask yourself is, how do we slow down their offense? Rushing for 300 sounds great and all on the surface, but that’s still an offensive juggernaut with weapons all over the field that you somehow have to outpace.
September 16th, 2021 at 4:06 PM ^
Turnovers. Run, score, get enough turnovers that we stay out ahead. Not saying its easy.. especially since we have zippo squippo right now. but still.. to me.. run for 200+, put up points, dont fall behind and shorten the game.
Seems easy enough. /s
September 16th, 2021 at 6:39 PM ^
Good thing they led the country in turnover margin last season. Not only are they corrupt and talented, they’re also incredibly lucky.
If you’ve ever wondered if there was justice in the world, the success of OSU football is your definitive answer.
September 16th, 2021 at 9:49 PM ^
Who is this that obscures my plans
with words without knowledge?
Brace yourself like a man;
I will question you,
and you shall answer me.
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?
Tell me, if you understand.
Plus, I had a parlay on w/ Alabama over Auburn, laying the points.
September 17th, 2021 at 1:02 PM ^
Nice pull from Job.
September 16th, 2021 at 5:57 PM ^
I don’t think we will be able to slow down their offense entirely. At this point, I think our best hope is confusing their young QB and forcing turnovers that don’t bounce neatly like a freaking basketball directly back into OSU’s hands.
September 16th, 2021 at 6:02 PM ^
If we rush for 300, we win the Time of Possession battle. Their offense can't score while watching their defense get mashed.
September 16th, 2021 at 6:46 PM ^
That’s why we’re praying for bad weather.
September 17th, 2021 at 4:30 PM ^
BiSB, I thought the nuclear weapons analogy for OSU was spot on. Apparently not everyone has that as a takeaway.
September 16th, 2021 at 3:15 PM ^
Hitting the jump be like...
September 16th, 2021 at 3:37 PM ^
Had the exact same thought. One of the best books ever written and I hope Seth was echoing it intentionally.
September 16th, 2021 at 4:29 PM ^
that book scared the shit out of three year old me.
September 16th, 2021 at 9:10 PM ^
Nailed it! My younger brother loved that book so much. It's a metaphor for life, really.
September 16th, 2021 at 10:45 PM ^
Best children’s book ever.
September 16th, 2021 at 3:22 PM ^
Brian Kelly would still throw the ball 35 times and put his GA up in a scissor lift to tape the game.
/I'll see myself out
September 16th, 2021 at 4:30 PM ^
No, not too soon; I'll allow it.
September 16th, 2021 at 5:26 PM ^
No prob; BiSB says we only need 14 to beat our purple opponents.
September 16th, 2021 at 3:33 PM ^
This feels like a terrible stat for the Big Ten
Michigan hasn’t lost to a non-Power 5 team since 2008, the second longest streak in the Big Ten
So everyone else has lost to a G5 team since we lost to Toledo? Woof
September 16th, 2021 at 10:58 PM ^
Counting ND as Power-5, the most recent non-P5 losses for each:
Illinois: UTSA 2021
Maryland: Temple 2019
Purdue: Nevada 2019
Nebraska: Troy 2018
Northwestern: Akron 2018 (*then went to Big 10 CG)
Rutgers: Buffalo 2018
Wisconsin: BYU 2018 (prior: Mountain-West TCU in 2010 season Rose Bowl)
*have to go back to a 23-5 loss to UNLV in 2003 for a true dud opponent
Iowa: N Dakota St 2016 (..sigh)
MSU: BYU 2016 (also: Central Michigan 2009)
Penn St: Temple 2015 (27-10; good ol John Donovan)
Indiana: Bowling Green 2014
Minnesota: N Mexico St & N Dakota St both in 2011 (oddly enough, both followed a close 19-17 loss to eventual 11-2 USC)
Michigan: (guh) 2008
Ohio St: uhh... hmm... not counting losses to 'major independents' ... Arizona was in the WAC in 1967, so that's probably it
September 16th, 2021 at 3:39 PM ^
"Brian Kelly would still throw the ball 35 times"...and send a guy up a 50 ft scissor lift to film it.
Edit: Damn it all. Too late.
September 16th, 2021 at 3:52 PM ^
Michigan State's record being recorded as (1-0, 1-0 B1G) is some shade. I don't understand what's going on, but I like it, Brian!
September 16th, 2021 at 6:12 PM ^
DISRESPEKT
September 16th, 2021 at 3:59 PM ^
"When they play Michigan: Finally, Michigan faces a potent Husky offense." Oooouuuuch.
Solid burn, BiSB. Well done (are the Washington Huskies).
Edit: author correction. Sorry, Biz... as well as Seth, I suppose?
September 16th, 2021 at 4:05 PM ^
Not Seth.
But our super spy Michigan fan in South Bend.
September 16th, 2021 at 4:10 PM ^
Shoot, you caught it before I could edit it. I had just realized that and came here to correct it, but you already did. So, thanks. Nothing worse than an attribution error, amirite?
My apologies, Biz! As well as Seth, I suppose?
September 16th, 2021 at 4:14 PM ^
That Rutgers punt, Nice.
September 16th, 2021 at 4:24 PM ^
I was having a very shitty day. Then Opponent Watch saved it. God, I needed that.
September 16th, 2021 at 4:27 PM ^
Nice touch with Charlie Brown's shirt and socks.
September 16th, 2021 at 4:33 PM ^
How often is Nebraska a +22 dog? Ever? Poor damn Huskers.
September 16th, 2021 at 6:54 PM ^
The thing is, I'd still take Oklahoma and the points.
September 16th, 2021 at 11:05 PM ^
I'm seeing four spreads in recent history that had Nebraska as larger than 22 point underdogs:
2004: +29.5 @Oklahoma (lost 30-3)
2020: +27.5 @Ohio St (lost 52-17)
2017: +27 @Penn St (lost 56-44)
2017: +24 vs Ohio St (lost 56-14)
4-3 vs the spread as 20+ point dogs (though 0-7 SU)
September 16th, 2021 at 4:42 PM ^
I've never heard that usage of "untracked" before. That shit is an eggcorn, even if one with a long history.
Also this was very fun. Thanks.
September 16th, 2021 at 6:14 PM ^
I've heard it a lot the last few years on sports outlets like ESPN when they talk about a struggling player or team. "Will the Lions finally get untracked?" Made no sense to me.....like zero. I even googled it to try and understand what they were saying and still wasn't satisfied with the answer. I get it, you want to get off the tracks you're stuck on....but when is that ever a good thing for the trains on those tracks!?!?
September 16th, 2021 at 4:58 PM ^
Ahhh OW! Loved the pinata bit. And the "land of contrasts" nod to the Simpsons. Excellent as always.
September 16th, 2021 at 4:58 PM ^
I, for one, never sang the mondegreen "Excuse me while I kiss this guy," but I do seem to recall singing "There's a bathroom on the right".
September 16th, 2021 at 6:31 PM ^
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Take out the T-C-P."
I swear that I saw this on a published sheet music for the song many years ago.
But, I'll bet B-TO didn't get it wrong.
September 16th, 2021 at 4:58 PM ^
When they play Michigan: I’m not sure who MSU has that can defend Hunter Dickinson in the post.
I agree Brain, but why are you bringing up water polo?
/ narf
September 16th, 2021 at 5:25 PM ^
“Pre-Madonna”?
Really? You went there?
I know I should be all censorious and stuff but, gee, Bisby*,it’s so much fun.
(Not an egg corn egzakly, but doesn’t the pronunciation of BisBn seem like the name of the boss’s nephew in a 1940s movie, or the furry star of an anthropomorphic dog movie?)
September 16th, 2021 at 5:46 PM ^
“Brian Kelly would still throw the ball 35 times” gave me a good chuckle.
September 16th, 2021 at 8:51 PM ^
This leads me to ask: why do “untracked” and “on track” mean the same thing? According to this article from Merriam Webster, “untracked” does have a long history, but its popularity may (or may not) be the result of an eggcorn of “on track.” An eggcorn is “a word or phrase that is mistakenly used for another word or phrase because it sounds similar and seems logical or plausible,” like “for all intensive purposes” or “pre-Madonna.”
One day in middle school I was walking through my parent's kitchen and randomly realized that "In case you didn't know" was a phrase. Previous to that exact moment, I thought it was a single word... Incaseyoudidntknow... you know, the word.... perhaps, "Encayceudedintno."
September 16th, 2021 at 9:41 PM ^
That 69 joke was almost too meta.
September 16th, 2021 at 10:39 PM ^
Can anybody tell me what team is the blue "T" in watch.....
September 17th, 2021 at 4:45 AM ^
Middle Tennessee State. It was added when Michigan played them to open the 2019 season.
September 17th, 2021 at 5:24 AM ^
thanks --- go blue
September 17th, 2021 at 8:29 AM ^
The key to an Ohio win is to keep the offense off the field as much as possible and control the game- meaning run the ball. Hope Corum and Haskins are still healthy by then. No way we stay with them scoring wise.
September 17th, 2021 at 11:59 AM ^
Butch Jones' Arkansas State (1-1) vs Jimmy Lake's Washington Huskies in Seattle (0-2).
Arkansas State has scored 90 pts in two games, including 50 in shootout vs. Memphis.
"What could possibly go wrong??.....WAIT! NO! Don't answerthaJOHN DONOVAN!!"
September 17th, 2021 at 4:39 PM ^
Typo?
Great stuff as usual but in Northwestern section is this the Eastern Illinois stats not Illinois State?
- Total Offense: Illinois State – 378 yards; Northwestern – 275 yards
- Yards per Play: Illinois State – 5.5 YPP; Northwestern – 4.4 YPP
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