Michigan Releases Stake Statement Comment Count

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WE CLAIM THIS FIELD IN THE NAME OF COMMITMENT AND HARD-TO-SEE OBJECTS

This is a real thing.

October 26, 2014

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Below is a statement from University of Michigan head football coach Brady Hoke:

“I want to publicly apologize to Coach Dantonio as well as the players and supporters of Michigan State for our act of poor sportsmanship displayed pre-game yesterday. I spoke with Mark earlier today and expressed to him that we meant no disrespect to his team. During our regular Friday night team meeting, one of the topics presented to motivate our team was a history lesson addressing commitment and teamwork in a tough environment. A tent stake was presented to the team as a symbol of this concept. The stake was brought into our locker room as a visual reminder, and one of our team leaders chose to take it out on the field. As the leader of our football program, I take full responsibility for the actions of our team. We believe in displaying a high level of respect at the University of Michigan and unfortunately that was not reflected by this action prior to kickoff.”

We're very sorry a thing meant to be driven into a field was driven into your field.

Comments

late night BTB

October 26th, 2014 at 5:17 PM ^

MSU ran like all run play except for like 2-3 the 2nd half.  We couldn't stop them.  They were running the same plays back to back at times.

IMO, they did take it easy on us.  If they are fighting for a spot in the playoffs, they should have run up the score as much as possible.

MSU didn't look sharp yesterday, but the game was never in doubt from the start (nearly literally).

ThadMattasagoblin

October 26th, 2014 at 5:30 PM ^

The rule of gamesmanship is you take a knee if you don't have to run a play. They went for the touchdown which reinforces the fact that they are dicks. I like it. I have always hated their school and I like they they aren't classy.

CompleteLunacy

October 26th, 2014 at 6:49 PM ^

I like winning with grace and class, and it bothers me when others don't to it (though when rivals do it it makes it easier to hate them)

You don't like the stake thing? Fine.  Win the game. You did that. Convincingly. And then all you'd have to say about it  is "scoreboard".

Or you could be retaliatory dicks and go for a meaningless touchdown to "send a message". Good for you. Did that make you feel better, MSU?  I bet it did.

Witz57

October 26th, 2014 at 5:31 PM ^

Coaches do some cliche pep talk. Players get the absolute wrong message out of it and embarass themselves. The idiots are running the asylum.

Alton

October 26th, 2014 at 7:01 PM ^

I think they only do the spear routine for home games and for big neutral site games.  I don't know why they don't do that on the road.  It might be because they don't want to be disrespectful to the home team (especially the teams with artificial turf). 

BlueInWisconsin

October 26th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^

My memory is fuzzy but didn't MSU go around the Big Ten planting flags at the 50 yard line at opposing team's stadiums at the start of Dantiono's tenure? My only complaint about the whole thing is that someone from M did such a BS thing but MSU has no room to complain.

MaizeRage77

October 26th, 2014 at 6:15 PM ^

this whole thing was stupid.  stupid of the players to utilize such a ridiculous act in the first place.  it's one thing if both of your teams are good, and this is expected to be a close game.  but, when you're team is finding new and interesting ways to lose other bad teams week in and week out, do you really need to give the team that everyone expects to beat your face in any more of a reason to give you such a beating?  stupid of Hoke and his staff for once again exhibiting how little control they have over their players and their actions.  stupid of Dantonio to get pissy about it after his boys planted a flag in Notre Dame's turf a few years ago.  and stupid of Hoke again to come out like a sniffling baby by apologizing in such a way.  there is just too much dumb in this whole football season.

MetricSU

October 26th, 2014 at 6:39 PM ^

1. The flag planting at ND was in 2005 under JLS. Dantonio's teams have never done it.

2. ND players planted a flag in the visitors' corner at MSU in 2004.

3. ND did not bring the megaphone trophy to the 2005 game, so the MSU players didn't have the tropy to celebrate with.

I hope that helps.

 

 

Amaizing Blue

October 26th, 2014 at 6:20 PM ^

You know how when someone drops a pass/strikes out/looks bad on the field you say to your buddy, "Jesus, I could better than that!"-while knowing damn well you couldn't? I have never coached football, but have been a high school tennis coach for thirty years, and TRULY believe I could do a better job than Hoke is doing. Not because I would do well, but because the bar you would have to clear to do better is SO low. Make it stop. Someone, make it stop.

markusr2007

October 26th, 2014 at 6:25 PM ^

Schlissel calls Harbaugh:

JH: "Hello..."

Schlissel: "Hello Mr. Harbaugh, Mark Schlissel, President University of Michigan...."

JH: "The number you have reached......"

 

 

Yinka Double Dare

October 26th, 2014 at 6:26 PM ^

Id have more respect for Dantonio if he didnt justify adding a TD for b.s. "disrespect" but instead because "screw those guys, this is a rivalry" and had also gone for two. Bonus points if he would have referenced the "because we couldn't go for three"

uminks

October 26th, 2014 at 6:35 PM ^

a stake placed in Hoke's coaching coffin. He will not be coaching here next season. Hopefully this will help to take out Brandon as well. Hoke and Brandon have turned us into an embarrassment both on and off the field.

m1jjb00

October 26th, 2014 at 6:40 PM ^

These are all points others have made, but nonetheless:

1.  I wouldn't have spiked the field as it's not my style.

2.  It's no big deal.  They're 20 year olds and football players.  Who gets football players?

3.  If asked beforehand, I would have advised against it.  Part of the fanbase gets worked up about all sorts of weird stuff that no one can foresee beforehand.  Why do something that's completely predictable to get  some of the fanbase all bent out of shape, especially in these troubled, split times?

4.  There's no way I apologize to Michigan State afterwards.

   a.  I don't care what they think.  Is the 4th thing on the bulletin board going to make a difference?

   b.  The idea that they have any moral high ground is laughable.  Did Bolden intentionally twist someone's head around in an attempt to injur?  That and similar stunts are the things that require an apology.

   c.  It makes us look like pussies.

5.  If you still need to apologize, apologize to the Michigan community, not Sparty.

saveferris

October 26th, 2014 at 6:46 PM ^

Jesus, this is silly. Can you imagine Jim Harbaugh apologizing for something like this? Gosh, I really wish I could believe he is coming here because we could use a guy, who if nothing else can out-asshole an asshole like Dantonio.

blueball97

October 26th, 2014 at 7:28 PM ^

I can't see any coach apologizing for stupid shit like this, because any coach with half a clue doesn't let shit like this happen. its one thing if you are MSU and your defense can back up shit like this, quite another for a player who is marginal at best (Bolden) to do it on a field and against a team whose sole purpose is to make you their bitch. His stupid ass has no idea what is going on on the field prior to game time, apologizing makes him look even worse. 

Princetonwolverine

October 26th, 2014 at 7:20 PM ^

It would not surprise me at all if Brady says he has no knowledge of the apology at his Monday press conference.

 

Alton

October 26th, 2014 at 7:46 PM ^

I realize this is nothing but "Kremlinology" (look it up, kids), but you do have to wonder about the behind-the-scenes events that led to this statement being released.

Remember Dr. Schlissel's statement from September 30:  "Our communications going forward will be direct, transparent and timely. The University of Michigan stands for the highest level of excellence in everything we do, on and off the field. That standard will guide my review of this situation and all the University's future actions."

So...is this what happened?  Did somebody in Dr. Schlissel's office (or the President himself) decide that a "direct, transparent and timely" communication needed to be generated here?  Because the statement attributed to Mr. Hoke is very much unlike anything that would have happened as a response to the situation at any point in the past. 

I think it's extremely unlikely that Mr. Brandon told Mr. Hoke during the film session today that he needed to issue a statement immediately.  I think it's slightly more likely, but still not probable, that Mr. Hoke decided on his own to issue this statement.  So what does that leave?

ndscott50

October 26th, 2014 at 8:32 PM ^

Please fire everyone who has anything to do with the football program. MSU beats the shit out of our team every year, including a bunch of cheap shots and personal fouls, and the team responds with nothing. After all that we apologize for putting a fucking tent stake in their field because we may have offended them? What and the hell is wrong with the people who run this program? Their take away from getting our ass kicked yet again by a rival is the we need to be nicer and more respectful? Nobody should keep their job

Primo

October 26th, 2014 at 8:33 PM ^

I mean, what is the point of having this tent stake in the locker room if not to drive it into the field?  I don't give a shit about the fact that it actually happened, but Hoke didn't know it would happen?  Please.  He just realized after the fact that it was stupid and now is in CYA mode (which is also a dumb tack to take). 


Also, only #douchetonio would take the podium post game and be that pissed after wiping the floor with his rival.

Webber's Pimp

October 26th, 2014 at 8:53 PM ^

Whatever. Next Hoke will apologize to us for apologizing to Dantonio and MSU. Stop apologizing? Just get the job done Coach! Good riddance...

 

P.S. Dantonio is a douche and he proved it yesterday...