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Bush is an AA LB.  You…

Bush is an AA LB.  You really expect him to let the play come to him?

Meyer's that guy who doesn't…

Meyer's that guy who doesn't think the Check Engine Light really applies to him.

If the non-handwavy, non-cap…

If the non-handwavy, non-cap-pulling, non-bug-eyed Harbaugh can light it up with a stone cold burn like that statement, I think it lays to rest any notions that he's lost a little fire lately.  Adios, captain crazy khakis; guten tag, herr Harbaugh.

Shared vocabulary is a sign…

Shared vocabulary is a sign of group think and probably communist.

That game planning and…

That game planning and sideline coaching kind of makes a legitimate case to refute the "Urban knew" position.

Believe it's called…

Believe it's called surrender cobra.

Urban did the surrender…

Urban did the surrender cobra.

I've had this osu pu game on…

I've had this osu pu game on mute since the first drive of the game because it's like I'm watching some sort of crazy Japanese game show.  It's too much to process.

Not sure what to make of it,…

Not sure what to make of it, but that was the most fun I've had watching a half of non Michigan football all season.

I changed my autocorrect to…

I changed my autocorrect and made a chrome extension to replace "slow start on offense" with "rope a dope".  Go ahead, laugh at me.  La la la I can't hear you.

Harbaughs contacts list must…

Harbaughs contacts list must be crazy.  He's 10 digits from a chat with everyone from Jameis Winston to the pope. 

Not sure what they practice…

Not sure what they practice on, but MSU and PSU play on grass fields.  I fear we'll see several brilliant Higdon cuts to open gaps turn to ugly skids in wet, muddy natural turf.

2ND half adjustments is all…

2ND half adjustments is all coaching and realtime analytics. Hope this sentiment gets regularly voiced in the coaching snowflakes thread.

So does MSU move into the…

So does MSU move into the T25 this week?  Because I'd really like to end that fucking haven't-beat-a-ranked-opponent-on-the-road shit next weekend.

Michigan defense didn't take…

Michigan defense didn't take the field until 10:30 in the third quarter.  Roughly 10 minutes of rest and reviewing halftime adjustments on the sideline.

Man, why can't our defense…

Man, why can't our defense force a fumble or two?  Sheesh.

Wait, O line adjustments? …

Wait, O line adjustments?  What is this sorcery?

5 extra minutes for the D to…

5 extra minutes for the D to catch their breath.

Oh great, a fade

Oh great, a fade

Why tackle JT above the…

Why tackle JT above the waist?

Heh.  Play calling.

Heh.  Play calling.

Thanks for the commercials…

Thanks for the commercials Dwumfor

Hey, at least there wasn't…

Hey, at least there wasn't boring wait for the Michigan game.

MSU sure has figured out…

MSU sure has figured out that McSorely keeper.

Non-intuitive definition of…

Non-intuitive definition of a forward pass.

Non-intuitive definition of…

Non-intuitive definition of a forward pass.

It was a catch, but it looks…

It was a catch, but it looks a couple inches short of a first down for MSU

Do you suppose PSU and MSU…

Do you suppose PSU and MSU hold practice on real grass or artificial turf?

Pitt just missed FG agains…

Pitt just missed FG against ND.   Didn't Pitt have kicking trouble vs PSU a couple games back?

Team that can play from…

Team that can play from behind beats team that can't play catch-up.

Michigan 14-10, 24-17 or 35-28 with wildly lopsided quarterly scoring.

See also: "swappin' paint"

See also: "swappin' paint"

A win over a MSU team that…

A win over a MSU team that just lost to NW, and will have been stomped on by PSU the week before we beat them isn't going to move the needle much.  Hopefully a win against Wisconsin triggers some movement.

Brunch is breakfast where…

Brunch is breakfast where drinking isn't necessarily frowned upon.

I'm not convinced a slow…

I'm not convinced a slow start is as worrisome as we make it.  Even Bama will let an unranked opponent think they have a chance for most of the first quarter.  OSU sure doesn't seem to take control of their games until the second half.

Kinda drives home the…

Kinda drives home the brilliance of the idea of MGoSnowflake Threads.

Showing bloody videos of…

Showing bloody videos of animals eating each other is actually a well-proven form of violence aversion therapy as dramatized in the famous documentary, A Clockwork Orange.

Michigan 73-0

It seems like Fox directors…

It seems like Fox directors show the whole defensive backfield more than the rest of the networks.  It's so much easier to make sense of the action.

Kinda looks like he can't do…

Kinda looks like he can't do anything against them either.

Cannot confirm.  Just…

Cannot confirm.  Just flipped over to NBC - same damn Buick commericals.  

Just look at their body…

Just look at their body language: the refs don't even want to be here anymore.

Michigan by 28,

Vegas LOL.

Michigan by 28,

Vegas LOL.

I though Bush was burnt.

I though Bush was burnt.

No Fucking Way!!!

 

No Fucking Way!!!

 

Change sort to Newest to…

Change sort to Newest to Oldest and stay on Page 1.  Do not hit F5/refresh; click Read More.  Scroll top of page for newest posts.

It doesn't consistently work, but so far I haven't been able figure any other workaround.

So it's either a good thing,…

So it's either a good thing, another good thing or yet another good thing.  

So Quin can't hit anything…

So Quin can't hit anything under 20?

Similar politics warning…

Similar politics warning with @johndingell.  Mostly old man yells at cloud, but damn, he has his moments.

The next election. That's…

The next election. That's about it.

Re "let me just be happy…

Re "let me just be happy dammit":  after a Michigan noon kickoff win, watching the afternoon and night games becomes an eight-hour afterglow.

This post is tied for the…

This post is tied with that really bad OT post last summer for the worst post ever.