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2017 Power Five Preview: 57-64

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For 2017, instead of previewing conferences division-by-division, I decided to rank the 64 Power Five teams and count down from the bottom.

I created a ranking system based heavily off of Bill Connelly’s S&P+ rankings: half of the ranking comes from the S&P rankings from the past five seasons among Power Five teams (1/3 of that number is 2016’s ranking; 1/3 is the average from 2014-2016, 1/3 is the average from 2012-2016); half comes from two component parts of his 2017 S&P+ projections, weighed evenly – recruiting impact and returning production – and ranked 1 through 64. The ranking itself skews towards emphasizing where the teams were according the 2016 S&P+. I think it serves as a decent way to sequence these previews.

Here we go:

64. PURDUEpur17

#7 B1G West, #14 B1G

3-9 (1-8) in 2016

After Joe Tiller retired following the 2008 season, Purdue gave Danny Hope and Darrell Hazell four years each as the head coach before firing them: Hope’s mediocre 22-28 record looks pretty decent in comparison to Hazell’s 9-33 mark in West Lafayette (he was let go following a loss to Iowa last October). The Boilermakers have finished last in all three seasons of the Big Ten West’s existence; they’ve beaten Illinois twice and upset 6-7 Nebraska for their only three wins in that span. Over the four-year Hazell era, only Kansas was comparably bad among Power Five programs.

Purdue lured Jeff Brohm from Western Kentucky this past offseason, and it was a great hire. Brohm has geographically proximate roots, won double digit games in his last two seasons with the Hilltoppers, and his WKU offenses lit up the scoreboard with fireworks in the passing game. From a stylistic standpoint, he’s far more Tiller than Hazell. Staid Big Ten cavemanball was an approach that failed miserably with the last regime, so the Boilermakers went back to their turn-of-the-century roots, in a sense, with Brohm.

The short-term future is bleak. WKU had a great foundation when he stepped in… Purdue does not. David Blough showed flashes of promise from the quarterback spot, but led the country in interceptions last season. The defense returns eight starters (including Glenn Robinson III’s younger brother, DT Gelen), but conceded 38.3 points per game last season and lost their best player, DT Jake Replogle.

Brohm was a great choice, but the degree of difficulty for his first Power Five gig is very high. Perhaps he’ll bring success to West Lafayette eventually – 2017 will be rough.

63. RUTGERSrut17

#7 B1G East, #13 B1G

2-10 (0-9) in 2016

It’s a minor upset that Rutgers didn’t finish last in these rankings, but the Scarlet Knights staked a credible claim as the worst Power Five team in the country last season (they were, according to S&P+). They went winless in Big Ten play and somehow managed to get shut out by Ohio State, Michigan, Michigan State, and Penn State, tallying an aggregate 224-0 margin of defeat against those four teams. Of course, the 78-0 bloodletting at the hands of Michigan in Piscataway will endure as the definitive memory of the 2016 Rutgers football team.

It’s difficult to even mention Rutgers in the context of this preview without making mention of the Big Ten’s horrible decision to promote them to the Power Five in the first place; a scarlet and black ball-and-chain will remain on the ankle of the league long after the cable subscriber revenue stream (which was Rutgers’s main draw in the first place) dries up. They weren’t that bad of a program at the time they were added – mostly due to Greg Schiano – but the hilariously inept mismanagement of Kyle Flood dragged Rutgers back down to their historical norm.

Chris Ash, former Urban Meyer DC and branch of the Bret Bielema coaching tree, had an awful offense in his first season as head coach; he hired former Minnesota HC Jerry Kill as the offensive coordinator to right the ship. Kill – whose well-documented health issues forced him to leave Minnesota – will have to choose between a half-dozen uninspiring options at quarterback. At least electric scatback Janarion Grant returns from injury. Rutgers draws Illinois and Purdue from the West so they could improve on their 2-10 record, but will be one of the worst Power Five teams again.

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62. KANSASkan17

#10 Big 12

2-10 (1-8) in 2016

In 2007 – what had to be the most bizarre college football season of all time – Kansas won 12 games and the Orange Bowl, staying in the race for a BCS title game appearance until the bitter end. Mark Mangino was fired two seasons later amid allegations of player mistreatment, and the Jayhawks have been dreadful ever since. In the seven seasons under Turner Gill, Charlie Weis (and interim coach Clint Bowen), and David Beaty, KU has gone a combined 14-70, an unfathomably bad record for a power conference program. They’ve only won four Big 12 games in that span.

Weis was an enormous failure in many ways, but his recruiting style – pursuing JUCOs at any and every available opportunity – left the foundations of the program completely decimated. David Beaty went 0-12 in 2015, his first season after stepping into that mess and received a contract extension after last season… after going 2-10. A hilarious late-season upset of Texas at home may have played a small role in that, but it’s likelier that KU simply realized the magnitude of the overhaul the program desperately needs and was willing to invest in Beaty to do the job instead of cycling through coaches every few years.

They’ll be bad again, but there could be tangible signs of improvement. New offensive coordinator Doug Meacham arrives from TCU; his Air Raid offenses at his previous job were some of the best in the country in 2014 and 2015. On defense, the Jayhawks have DE Dorrance Armstrong – one of the better pass rushers in the Big 12 – as well as DT Daniel Wise and S Mike Lee; there are big holes on that side of the ball, of course, but some playmakers as well. While Beaty may be slowly moving everything in the right direction, there will be at least one more year at or near the Big 12 cellar.

61. ILLINOIS ill17

#6 B1G West, #12 B1G

3-9 (2-7) in 2016

It was always going to be difficult to dig out of the wreckage of the Tim Beckman era; Bill Cubit was promoted from offensive coordinator and given one (5-7) season before a new athletic director fired him and made a splash by hiring longtime NFL head coach Lovie Smith, who hadn’t coached at the college level in decades. The Big Ten West is perhaps the weakest division in the Power Five, so plenty of people thought that Smith could gain some traction and drag Illinois from the division cellar.

Early returns haven’t been great. His recruiting has been underwhelming – even for Illinois’s standards – and while the program is still recovering from Beckman’s disastrous tenure, a 3-9 campaign in his first season in Champaign didn’t offer much hope for the Illini. They did take care of Rutgers and sprung an upset over a Michigan State team that was in freefall mode by that point.

Illinois did have some big play potential on the offensive side of the ball and return their primary skill position playmakers from a season ago. JUCO transfer Dwayne Lawson enters the picture at quarterback and he – or whoever else wins the job – will be frequently targeting Malik Turner, who had 712 yards and 6 touchdowns last season; if Mike Dudek can stay healthy (he hasn’t played for two straight seasons), the Illini will have a terrific WR duo. They had a quality defensive line last season; almost all of the players from that position group are gone. Even though five of the back seven starters return, they’ll have to improve quite a bit to mitigate losses on the line.

Smith signed a six-year contract, so he’ll have time to try to build the program, even if Illinois is battling with Purdue at the bottom of the division again this season.

60. BOSTON COLLEGEbc17

#7 ACC Atlantic, #14 ACC

7-6 (2-6) in 2016

The last two successful coaches at Boston College – Tom O’Brien and Jeff Jagodzinski – ended their careers in Chestnut Hill in strange fashion: O’Brien made the lateral move to NC State, and Jagodzinski was fired after going 20-8 and interviewing for an NFL head coaching job. Frank Spaziani lasted four mediocre seasons before getting fired; Steve Addazio is entering his fifth season with a 24-27 record (but three bowl appearances).

Addazio, who worked under Urban Meyer at Florida, has a background as an offensive line coach, but his Boston College offenses have been dreadful since he arrived. In 2015, they went 3-9 despite having a Don Brown-led defense that was one of the best in the country, losing their first three ACC games by scores of 14-0, 9-7, and 3-0. Last season wasn’t much better – even though they made it to six wins and defeated Maryland in the bowl game, they scored just 12.0 points per game in conference play. It was offensive coordinator Scot Loeffler’s first season at Boston College; his previous stints at Virginia Tech and Auburn aren’t encouraging.

Losing Brown before last season wasn’t devastating. The BC defense was still very aggressive in the front seven and DE Harold Landry is a legit star, but there still was some regression, and the best programs in the Atlantic (Clemson, Florida State and Louisville) torched that defense, outscoring the Eagles 153-24. Only four significant contributors are gone from last season, so they should still be one of the better teams in the ACC on that side of the ball. It’s hard to see much improvement coming on offense though. Four offensive line starters return, but they had one of the most anemic running games in the Power Five last season. Their quarterback is gone.

Boston College might make a bowl game again – they’ll probably have to beat NIU, Central Michigan, and UConn out of conference to get there – but likely will finish near the bottom of the division with Syracuse and Wake Forest. In any case, it will be extremely ugly.

59. VIRGINIAuva17

#7 ACC Coastal, #13 ACC

2-10 (1-7) in 2016

Bronco Mendenhall’s decision to leave BYU after a successful 11-year stint as the head coach came as somewhat of a shock; that he took the Virginia job in a suddenly deep ACC Coastal division seemed like a step down in some ways, even if he was moving up to the Power Five. His predecessor, Mike London, recruited well in Charlottesville, leaving blue-chippers like DE Andrew Brown and star FS Quin Blanding (who are seniors in 2017) on the roster, but after an 8-5 campaign in his second season at UVA, London went a combined 15-33 over the rest of his tenure.

Mendenhall’s first season at Virginia was brutal: they lost the season opener to FCS Richmond by three scores, dropped a clunker to UConn after outplaying the Huskies, and won just one ACC game (against Duke) en route to a 2-10 season in which they lost their last seven games. The Cavaliers almost sprung one of the biggest upsets of the season against Louisville at home and led in the final minute of the game, but a late touchdown with 13 seconds left helped the Cardinals escape with a win.

The prognosis isn’t much better for 2017. Even though QB Kurt Benkert returns, as does his top two targets in the passing game, the loss of versatile RB Taquan Mizzell will place much more responsibility on their shoulders. Mendenhall brought in three grad transfers to shore up the offensive line. Mendenhall’s background is on the defensive side of the ball, and the Virginia defense was marginally better than the offense a year ago, particularly because of the run defense. LB Micah Kiser has been extremely productive; along with Brown and Blanding, there’s definitely talent there.

Still, UVA is younger than they were last season, and Mendenhall has a difficult job ahead if he’s going to move up the ladder in a division that has quite a few good coaches who have a head start on him.

58. VANDERBILTvan17

#7 SEC East, #14 SEC

6-7 (3-5) in 2016

Vanderbilt is one of the toughest jobs in the Power Five. Before a 7-6 season in 2008 under Bobby Johnson, the Commodores hadn’t had a winning record since 1982; James Franklin took the program to new heights in 2012 and 2013, going 9-4 in each season, notching wins over Auburn, Florida, Georgia, and Tennessee (twice). Franklin struck while the iron was hot, taking the job at Penn State as the nucleus of his team graduated.

Derek Mason – formerly the defensive coordinator at Stanford – was brought in to replace Franklin, and even though he went 3-9 (and winless in the SEC) in his first season, the Commodores’ win total improved in 2015 and again in 2016 He’s built a relatively stingy defense – though the heart and soul of that defense, All-American LB Zach Cunningham, is gone – but the offense has yet to come around: they lost two games in which they held SEC foes (South Carolina and Florida) to just 13 points in 2016. An upset win over Tennessee in the regular season finale delivered a bowl appearance in year three of Mason’s tenure.

The Commodores return nine starters on offense, and even though they improved their points per game total (from just 15.2 in 2015 to a better-but-still-bad 23.0 in 2016), there are still a ton of questions. Returning starting quarterback Kyle Shurmur threw more interceptions than touchdowns last season; RB Ralph Webb is entering his fourth season as a starter and has run for 3,347 yards – but Vanderbilt will need a legitimate passing game to create more balance offensively.

The defense should be solid, though they’re likely to regress some with Cunningham’s departure. The secondary should be pretty decent: Ryan White and Arnold Tarpley are a solid safety tandem and CB Tre Herndon is a multi-year starter. Mason’s 3-4 defense doesn’t have the size along the defensive line required to free up linebackers to make tackles, and without an All-American type patrolling the middle of the field and blowing up plays in the backfield (Cunningham had 16.5 TFL a year ago), they’re likely to get manhandled by the better rushing attacks in the SEC.

With Kansas State from out of conference and Alabama from the SEC West appearing on the schedule, returning to a bowl game would be an accomplishment, especially as most of the rest of the SEC East is projected to improve.

57. SYRACUSEsyr17

#6 ACC Atlantic, #12 ACC

4-8 (2-6) in 2016

Over more than a decade as head coach, Paul Pasqualoni posted a record of 107-59-1 at Syracuse; since they fired him following the 2004 season, they’ve been a combined 53-93 under four different coaches. Dino Babers is the latest, and he’s evidence that Syracuse was really willing to shake things up: Babers is an Art Briles acolyte who mimics the extreme tempo and vertical spacing characteristics that made those Baylor offenses so successful. Babers won the MAC East in his first season at Bowling Green and won the conference in his second – Matt Johnson threw for 4,946 yards, 46 touchdowns, and just 8 interceptions in that 2015 season.

The Orange’s new style is unique among ACC teams, and even though they only went 4-8 last season, there were some encouraging signs. Babers’s offense clicked well when QB Eric Dungey was healthy and Syracuse was 4-4 before he was injured – including an impressive win over Coastal champion Virginia Tech. Amba Etta-Tawo became the top WR, production-wise, in the ACC – even though he’s gone, Ervin Phillips is one of the best returning receivers in the league. A completely new offensive line last season returns intact, and should improve greatly two seasons removed from a drastic shift in offensive philosophy. Dungey is back and should put up big numbers over the course of the season if he doesn’t get hurt again.

The defense was a huge problem a year ago: a brutal spate of injuries in the secondary played a huge role, but the point totals given up were inexcusable – 76 to Pitt, 62 to Louisville, 54 to Clemson, 50 to Notre Dame, 45 each to USF and Florida State. Most significant contributors return, as Syracuse welcomes back 13 of its top 14 tacklers. There are plenty of players with starting experience, so some improvement should be expected – partially because it seems like it would be hard to be anywhere near that bad again.

Unfortunately Syracuse is in the ACC Atlantic: annual matchups with Clemson, Florida State, and Louisville are tough enough, but NC State could be really solid this season and the Orange draw Miami and Pitt from the Coastal as well as LSU from out of conference. A bowl bid would be quite impressive with that slate, even if Babers does have a lot of contributors back.

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that picture

of Chris Christie is money

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How the hell to do you let

How the hell to do you let your body become that?

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when you're a rich politician

it doesn't matter.  He's got a mansion and a hot wife.  It's good to be the king...

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His wife is neither hot, nor

His wife is not hot, nor is he a king.

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was a reference to Mel Brooks' History of the World.  Referring to people in power having it all.

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Judging by the way the man cradles a bowl of nachos, I have a pretty good idea...

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High sugar, high carb diet PLUS no exercise lifestyle.

Pizza, pasta, cannoli  24/7. Add desk job.

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sounds like me, and I'm only a fraction of Chris Christie. toss in bad genetics and gluttony.

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The bigger question is how do you dress like that with that figure. That's taking "I don't give a fuck" to the next level.

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With Christie's absurdly

With Christie's absurdly arrogant use of a closed beach over the 4th of July weekend Christie is THE gold standard for "i don't give a fuck about anything."

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As someone said after his nacho-based altrication at this week's Brewers' game, it's wild that someone who gives so few fucks continues to wear dress pants.  Just go with the sweats, my man.

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how often do you do a "sit test" to see what your outfits look like when you're seated?

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and don't care how you look anymore. No physical activity and eat what you want.

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August 1st, 2017 at 6:18 PM
(Reply to #3) #16
Mr Miggle
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Gravy On Pancakes

An old Simpsons joke about Christie.

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:03 PM
(Reply to #2) #17
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Pretty sure that is AFTER lap

Pretty sure that is AFTER lap band surgery, too.

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:26 PM
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Blueph
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I was not aware that they

I was not aware that they made pants that can achieve that particular shape.

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:47 PM
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StellaBlue
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If he and Charlie Weiss get together

If he and Charlie Weiss get together, watch out!  Decided schematic advantage obliterating the all you can eat buffet. 

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:50 PM
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True Blue Grit
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Jeebus

Just one of his thighs weighs more than I do.  

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August 1st, 2017 at 1:10 PM
(Reply to #2) #21
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Front Buttgers

Front Buttgers

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August 1st, 2017 at 2:55 PM
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Evil Empire
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I was going to say Big Fat Buttgers

But yours is better.

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August 1st, 2017 at 1:30 PM
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(No subject)

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:05 PM
#24
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Vandy is in the SEC East

Vandy is in the SEC East.

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:11 PM
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Thanks

Fixed

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:16 PM
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Bigku22
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I know you're using data, but

I know you're using data, but at some point you have to insert common sense here....how the fuck are you not about to have Rutgers dead last.

Give me Purdue over Rutgers on a neutral all day. Last seasons Rutgers team was the worst power 5 team I've ever seen in my entire life.

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August 1st, 2017 at 1:30 PM
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reshp1
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They must have gotten a lift

They must have gotten a lift by the historical, last 5 seasons data. Purdue has been bad for a long time. Rutgers has been bad, but last year was a pretty good dip even by their standards.

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August 1st, 2017 at 6:28 PM
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Mr Miggle
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Rutgers doesn't recruit that badly.

They shouldn't be at the bottom. Last year they had a whole new coaching staff, a very young and inexperienced group. It's hard for them to win games in our division, but they should be a fair amount better. If they're not, Ash will be on the hot seat and will regret his hiring strategy. Perhaps bringing on Kill was already an attempt to correct that.

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:18 PM
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carolina blue
Joined: 02/12/2014
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Man those rutgers comments

Theyre all basically a variation of "they're just horrible, and shouldn't be here. Are they actually trying or just looking like they're trying?"

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:28 PM
#30
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65 Teams in Power 5?

If you count ND, shouldn't there be 65 teams in power 5? Although not counting Notre Dame makes sense too. Might be worth putting in the lead for the next post

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:34 PM
#31
Ziff72
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Syracuse

They look promising.  I would take them over MSU right now.  Note to self....bet the over in Syarcuse games this year.

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:40 PM
#32
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I think Rutgers should be

I think Rutgers should be last. Even if they're technically better than Purdue, they're in the B1G East which is harder than the other division. And Purdue gets a more favorable draw from the East than Rutgers does from the West. 

Plus, they just fucking suck and are fun to hate. 

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August 1st, 2017 at 1:05 PM
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You're splitting hairs, or

You're splitting hairs, or comparing rotten apples to spoiled oranges. Rutgers has won 4 conference games the last three years and Purdue has won 3. It's nothing to write home about either way.

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August 1st, 2017 at 1:32 PM
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bacon1431
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I know. Which is why I added

I know. Which is why I added my petty reason at the end. 

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August 1st, 2017 at 3:53 PM
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At least Purdue will light up the scoreboard with

Brohm as their HC. He knows how to generate offense. They will be the new chaos team once he get his guys in place.

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August 1st, 2017 at 12:52 PM
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Will MSU be #39??? That

Will MSU be #39??? That actually seems too high.

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August 1st, 2017 at 1:33 PM
#37
cbb
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Strength of Schedule

I'm not understanding the relevance of schedule strength to these rankings. If the 30th best team went 0-12 against the top 12 teams, that wouldn't make them the 64th best team.

It sounds like Vandy and Syracuse are expected to go around .500 against very tough schedules. Aren't there more than five teams we'd expect to fare worse in those situations?

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August 1st, 2017 at 1:40 PM
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S&P factors SOS

S&P factors SOS

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August 1st, 2017 at 3:06 PM
#39
Evil Empire
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What went wrong with Scot Loeffler?

Is he just a bad OC?  He had success coaching QBs for 15 years, did okay at a combined role of QB/OC at Temple, and since then has led listless offenses for five years in a row.  He was the OC during the VT-Wake Forest game that made the M00N game look like Baylor-TCU.  They scored a grand total of 3 points in a double overtime game.  He was lucky that Don Brown didn't go Buddy Ryan-Kevin Gilbride on him.

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August 1st, 2017 at 3:54 PM
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Michigan4Life
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He has never been a good OC

offense just doesn't do well when he's their coordinator. Maybe he should just stick with coaching QBs but OC pays more.

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August 1st, 2017 at 3:17 PM
#41
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This post really underlines

This post really underlines just how completely ass the ass-end of the B1G is.  And we can't even blame everyone's favorite comedian and masturbator for 2/3 of it.

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August 1st, 2017 at 4:31 PM
#42
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Is it too much to ask that

Is it too much to ask that the powers that be put forth a little effort and draft all 64 teams to fantasy conferences so we could debate the merits of each? I love the content, I just hate the way its presented.

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August 1st, 2017 at 7:45 PM
#43
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Alex, you're doing God's work

Alex, you're doing God's work here, but I might wait until we get a little closer to 1 before I start reading these. I read the Purdue one and I started to get that feeling where I'm standing too close to the void, so I stopped.

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August 1st, 2017 at 8:18 PM
#44
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Fat shaming is +1 on mgoblog.

Fat shaming is +1 on mgoblog. Interesting

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August 1st, 2017 at 11:45 PM
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It's the closest I can come

It's the closest I can come to talking politics on the blog

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August 2nd, 2017 at 12:20 AM
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Bluebells and maize
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When adjusted to account for

When adjusted to account for universal hatred of all things Rutgers AND all politicians it's actually -5

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August 1st, 2017 at 11:40 PM
#47
Thread Jack
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Ugh...

B1G has worst 2, and 3 of worst 4 teams in Power 5.  How pathetic is that!?!

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August 2nd, 2017 at 10:54 AM
#48
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Poor BC

Don Brown's padawans won't change overnight but as a unit they've already regressed without his mastery of the system he created.  Only reason for net improvement is that the offense literally could not get any worse than two seasons ago.  It's only going to get worse, considering he's hands-down the best DC in the country.

I mean, I'm glad we have him, and he seems to be having a blast, but BC isn't a revolving door of talent like OSU.  Hiring him away felt like taking a car. . . from someone who lives in the car.

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August 2nd, 2017 at 8:42 PM
#49
Low Key Recidivist
Joined: 01/22/2011
MGoPoints: 267
I'm not buying

That Vandy is a bottom ten power 5 school.  

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