OT: Another Roethlisberger Rumor
I'm not personally vested in a lot of the Roethlisberger "is he a rapist, or is he just too famous for his own good" conversations, but...
I have to laugh...the golf course is in Columbus, Ohio:
I think that lady overreacted. I know tons of people who pee on the golf course. You're outside for 4 hours, there are trees and bushes everywhere......it happens. This woman might just be thinking she can cash in because Ben has so much money
The problem isn't that he peed on the golf course, but that he peed on the beer cart girl, R. Kelly style...
drip drip drip
pee on you
I have peed on a golf course and not even been golfing there.
/tailgate tested, tailgate approved.
In golf, pissing outside is par for the course.
He should have flipped her the birdie.
you gotta be careful with that. some media member would have caught it with their eagle eye.
That would explain the reporter's bunker mentality.
Maybe he didn't get the ball past the women's tee.
she's justs complaining because he skipped the fore play.
That joke doesn't even make the first cut. You'd better just drop it.
Yeah, those last few got a little rough. However, I hope that Ben gets a fair way to present his case. Our comments seem very caddy to me...
birdie told me everything will work out fine, no matter which way you slice it.
maybe he thought she was the ball washer
hasn't quite driven in yet. Yours seem to have a few wrinkles left to iron out.
Everyone needs to just slow down and stop putting the cart before the, oh forget it, I'm just not good at these
Can't believe the media is trying to pin this on Ben.
You are correct. My post should be flagged.
Ping!
At least he didn't give her the shaft.
Maybe we should get the facts straight before we all draw our conclusions.
Double post, can I get a mulligan on this one?
Roethlisturd is a gigantic tool
...says the guy resorting to 4th grade name calling.
Shut up JoeyButt
If it was Scioto, Muirfield Village or The Golf Club, then I'd give Roethlisberger a year's supension.
If it was the Scarlet Course, I'd give Roethlisberger a stern talking-to, concluding with, "Dude, I was only kidding! Gedouddahere!"
If it was Double Eagle, I'd ask him, "Dude, how did you get on? Who do you know that's a member?"
are
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rapist
So, just last night, I stood silently on the other side of the fairway while two guys who teach Sunday School relieved themselves into the woods.
Ain't nothin' wrong with watering the greens.
Edit: This is why Augusta National has it right. Women ruin everything. I should be able to swing my club and tap my ball while my club swings and my balls tap.
who cares. I pee in public all the time. I am a runner. Whenever I am out on a ten miler or longer and I just duck into the woods or behind a tree whenever nature calls.
there's dicks EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zing!
I'll openly admit that I'm not a huge fan of Big Ben and his character, but relieving himself on a golf course? That's someone trying way, WAY too hard for attention, whether it was actually him doing it or not. Somebody needs to kindly remind that woman that men can pee standing up, and I'm not exaggerating when I say that probably 98% of all men who golf at least once a year have probably taken care of their urgent business in the woods behind the tee box or behind the tree next to where their slice or hook landed.
Just because women can't go in the woods (or at least not as easily) doesn't give them the right to raise a fit when a high profile athlete does what guys do with the freedom that God's design of our reproductive delivery organ allows us. If Ben gets in extra trouble for this, there is no longer any justice in his punishment.
Furthermore, this happened in Columbus. He can pee wherever he wants there and I'd be fine with it, but this could have happened at Augusta and he wouldn't have done any wrong.
I'm going to breastfeed my infant at a golf course clubhouse the first chance I get! Of course I doubt many men would complain about that.
The woman who complained can't possibly be a TUoOSU grad because, as we know, ALL Buckeyes pee standing up and outdoors.
It is easy for a woman to pee standing up if she knows the trick. Not enough women know this, creating huge lines at public bathrooms from people taking forever "hovering" over the damn seat. Men still have us beat at the pants-on part, it's pretty even once you factor in skirts, but then you have to factor in kilts and the scales are tipped again.
I do agree with you on your other point: of all the things to get pissy about (pun kind of intended), UIP would not top my list when Ben Roethlisberger is concerned.
You
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Win
i'm peeing in public as i write this.
Ben: Dude, I pee on golf courses!
Tiger: What?!? That effing great. I can top that though. I am married to a supermodel and I have 16 girlfriends on the side I f*ck!
Ben: Wow! Dude, I don’t think I can top that, but I do bang drunk college girls in bathrooms bars while my security guards block the doors.
Tiger: So you pee on golf courses but bang chicks in bathrooms. I must have it all wrong?!?
You are my new favorite poster on MGoBlog.
This one is truly priceless
PISS LIKE
A RACEHORSE
Trouble just seems to follow certain people around
...he could have been caught putting from the rough.
okay.
"I STUCK MY D*CK IN THIS GAME LIKE A RAPIST,
THEY CALL ME SLIM ROETHLISBERGER..."