Lord of the Predictions: The return of THE KNOWLEDGE
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Finally, THE KNOWLEDGE has come back to MGoBlog
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THE KNOWLEDGE hasn't visited these pages in a while, but there have been many interesting developments on late that have led to uncertainty about the future
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As everyone knows, whenever a topic of great interest to Michigan fans arises, THE KNOWLEDGE arrives to provide concrete information about the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE has hence made his appearance now
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the first question THE KNOWLEDGE will tackle is regarding the expected sanctions from the NCAA
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many people believe that the NCAA will add on minor penalties to those self-imposed by Michigan, and that will be end of it
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however, these people are wrong
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THE KNOWLEDGE guarantees that NCAA will reply stating that the self-imposed sanctions are too much, and will recommend easing on these
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the first question THE KNOWLEDGE will tackle is regarding the conference expansion plans
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what the vast majority of folks do not know is that Texas, Oklahoma and ATM have already agreed to join the Big Ten
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The Big Ten is now deciding on who the 15th and 16th teams must be. the choices are between Nebraska+Missouri Vs Pitt+Rutgers
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in all likelihood, it will be the former. this decision will be made in the next few days
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Pac 10 officials do not know this, and are stupidly trying to woo half the Big 12
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The Big Ten conference will be re-named as well. THE KNOWLEDGE shall soon reveal this info as well
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as usual, there will always be some folks that do not believe what THE KNOWLEDGE has to say, but they just need to wait and watch these predictions come true
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave all doubters in a trail of dust
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PS: in the previous post or two by THE KNOWLEDGE, some people have wondered if THE KNOWLEDGE is a different person because there is an underscore involved
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these people are idiots, and do not understand THE KNOWLEDGE. all they need to do is read the posts of THE KNOWLEDGE
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YES!!!!
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So what about Dorsey?
enquiring minds want to know....
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seriously...
Who let the dogs out!
With each prediction, The Knowledge creates a new universe.
Please, just tell me how I can remain in the one The Knowledge resides in.
I love the ATM reference, I was at TCU in the mid-80s when it really was an ATM. Ask Kevin Murray about that.
I thought it was THE KNOWLEDGE not THE_KNOWLEDGE. Where did this faux KNOWLEDGE come from?
You are an idiot, and do not understand THE KNOWLEDGE. all you need to do is read the posts of THE KNOWLEDGE
I really wish I hadn't looked at the last 3 of THE KNOWLEDGE's predictions in his blog.
Although part of me knows THE KNOWLEDGE had some wires crossed and was predicting scores of Michigan games of future years.
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THE KNOWLEDGE is my favorite person on this blog.
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Hopefully it gives us positive news about Demar Dorsey.
I like that you referred to THE KNOWLEDGE as 'it'. THE KNOWLEDGE has no gender.
Anybody else find it a little weird that he disappears for so long and then a poster says we need him and a few hours later he shows up...?
consider at any time that everyone here just might be a little too involved with the bong pipe?
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If its good enough for Michael Phelps its good enough for me!!
But somehow I feel whole and calm once again
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The(-,_, )Knowledge in every iteration is actually Brian starting some shit? I think he just bottles up his frustration with the board, then unleashes the fury during (conference expansion, coaching searches, PSU game predictions).
I've never seen them in the same room together. It's like Clark Kent and Superman...only awesomer!
The "underscore KNOWLEDGE" is not as eloquent.
I want the original "THE KNOWLEDGE" back!!!! Where did he (or she) go?
First I have to apologize because I am fairly new to the Mgoblog community and I'm sure this would otherwise be common knowledge, but Is THE_KNOWLEDGE Usually accurate with his predictions? Or is it more or less a crap shoot?
Thanks.
He said Rex Ryan was going to be our new DC. But it was Gerg.
predictive accuracy is not THE_KNOWLEDGE's stongest attribute. It's better to read it for its entertainment value, like Nostradamus.
- AALLL RIIGHT -
gigity gigity
THE KNOWLEDGE's predictions are yummy.
Although, I don't see the NCAA easing on the self-imposed sanctions. it would be a spectacular F*%^ You to the Detroit Free Press, and would just be scrumptious.
I miss the real THE KNOWLEDGE. This imposter is not the same.
is NOT the real knowledge? You could be wrong. I think personally that this is the knowledge incarnated.
You might say I possess a little knowledge about that (har, har).
He got banned once after Brian got annoyed, so when he returned he had to change his title.
...these new prognostications by the Knowledge cannot be disputed at this time.
(However, stay tuned for further developments...)
Now that the knowledge hath weighed in, surely there will be less discord in the land.
Yea and forsooth!
Adding an ATM to the conference is a brilliant and permanent solution to financial woes. Tuition rates will be slashed to pennies, room & board will be free, and season tickets will be handed out like candy at Ashley's.
I had that dream: Ashley's was giving out free sombreros and season tickets, and the whole bourbon list was $1 a shot.
predict Nostradamus?
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which was the first question you were going to tackle again?
The power that THE KNOWLEDGE possesses can make any and as many questions he chooses be the first question. Something to do with bending space time. Probably how he/she sees the future.
how did this guy get to post a diary with 185 points........?
That's why he's THE_KNOWLEDGE and you aren't
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I always read THE_KNOWLEDGE in the voice of the surfer dude on Sponge Bob. Complete with the bongos.
I've always read THE_KNOWLEGE in the voice of Negrodamus.
Yes. It will be called, "Good Morning Black America", and it will start at noon across the country.
I just watched that episode last night.
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But is THE_KNOWLEDGE entertaining?
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MGoPoster.
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