What would you do for a National Championship?
The title is relatively self explanatory. As the most passionate portion of the Michigan fanbase, what is the absolute craziest thing you would do to ensure that the Michigan Football Team would win a National Title next year? The given here is that your action, no matter how insane, will directly result in Michigan winning the first plus one championship in the history of CFB.
It's a long winter that will not end until next fall, so there's a lot of time to kill. The funnier the better, PG-13ish...
Would you attempt to hitchhike naked across northern Canada? Eat your own turd? Someone else's? Spend the night with Tara Reid? Cast your lot with those Finding Bigfoot weirdos? Get a Block O tattooed to your bicep?
What would you do?
December 3rd, 2013 at 2:58 PM ^
your mom
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:01 PM ^
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December 3rd, 2013 at 5:41 PM ^
This is sophomoric, but man I wish we had upvotes right now.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:00 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:23 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 9:02 PM ^
Of course it wouldn't be concentual; hence the sacrifice of going to jail...
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:03 PM ^
Become the head coach at either MSU or OSU. If that were to happen national championships at Michigan would become a yearly thing.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:03 PM ^
Was this thread created by the devil doing a little of soul shopping? There are probably some people here desperate enough.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:05 PM ^
definately a ZJ
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:16 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:16 PM ^
there is no A in definitely.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:08 PM ^
(Looks down)
Oh. Never mind.
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:14 PM ^
Condolences on your loss.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:09 PM ^
Maybe not A#1 on your all time dream list, but I'm sure you've done worse.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:13 PM ^
the gift that keeps on giving.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:19 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:36 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:44 PM ^
She looks like a corpse in that pic. Wouldn't kill her to eat something once and awhile.
December 3rd, 2013 at 8:02 PM ^
That's definitely attractive. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
December 4th, 2013 at 11:12 AM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:10 PM ^
...wouldn't you do?
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:12 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:14 PM ^
Not as much as I'd do for a Klondike bar.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:23 PM ^
I was instantly reminded of this campaign when I saw the thread:
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:17 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:22 PM ^
I can't remember the last time we even had one of those.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:19 PM ^
Red meat or listening to music for 1-2 years. I'd sign the contract tonight.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:26 PM ^
are those things you'd GIVE UP to have a National Championship or things you'd sign up to do in order to have one?
If its the former, good on ya...you're a stronger person than I. If its the latter...we really need to talk.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:32 PM ^
...scratch that; reverse it.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:24 PM ^
I would hire Jim Tressel.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:34 PM ^
I hear there may be an opening on the equipment managerial staff.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:34 PM ^
I would do anything for an MNC.....
But I won't do that.
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:36 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:19 PM ^
Best lol I've had in a while. I will never, ever grow up.
December 3rd, 2013 at 7:42 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 3:41 PM ^
One question I have is how much of the Program's soul would you sacrifice? Everybody cheats, but how much would you consider to be acceptable?
People complain about eh S&C. How much is on Wellman and how much is it due to PED use by our opponents?
I'm happy with our status as one of the most "clean" programs in the country and trying to win it the right way.
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:00 PM ^
That is all.
Wolverines, you are on your own. Go Blue!
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:01 PM ^
Eat beets.
I really hate beets. And sprouts. WTF @ sprouts. Taste like dirt, man.
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:40 PM ^
I used to hate beets, but over the past year, I've learned to enjoy them. They're really not that bad.
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:20 PM ^
No sir. Beets remain beat.
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:11 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:12 PM ^
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December 3rd, 2013 at 4:21 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:21 PM ^
I would not mind a few more before I'm long gone!
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:26 PM ^