Most Annoying Commercial of the College Football Season: Nelly or Pitbull?
Throughout the college football season, we've sat through far too many commercials during frustratingly long TV timeouts. Some have been funny, some meaningless, some mildly annoying, and some have been so mind-boggling, terrifyingly annoying that it should be considered a crime to play those commercials on televison. When I think of that last category, two commercials come to mind: the Nelly promo song for ESPN or the Pitbull Dr. Pepper commercial.
If you have repressed your memories of those commercials, you are not only exceedingly lucky but I'm also about to ruin your day. Tough luck. At this time, I'd like to say that if you choose to watch the videos below, your ears will be raped. Also a disclaimer, if you choose to proceed, neither MGoBlog, Brian, the mods, nor I are responsible for the medical fees when your ears start bleeding. You have been warned.
Nelly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv22fRtA63M
Nelly, you haven't put a song out worth listening to for a long, long time now. Do you seriously need the cash so badly that you have to create terrible music for ESPN? Just go pull a Lindsay Lohan and find the lady version of Hugh Hefner. As an aside, Lindsay, why couldn't you pose for Playboy when you were hot and not rotting from all your meth and cocaine use?
Pitbull
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J10aEpRRtww
Seriously, Pitbull, who parties under a damn overpass? And partying and dancing with Dr. Pepper in hand? WTF? Is this 8th grade again? Who gets dressed up to go to a club, goes to an underpass instead, and drinks Dr. Pepper instead of alcohol? What kind of party is that? You know what would happen if someone tried that? The cops would come and arrest everyone for public intoxication, only to realize that no one was drunk except for that weird homeless guy, and then arrest everyone for subjecting their ears to Pitbull. How does he not understand that releasing the same song with the same beat over and over and over again is not making music? The only good thing about that video is the hot women.
Come on! (I had to find some way to link to an Arrested Development video.)
Anyways, fellow MGoBloggers, what do you think was the worst commercial of this otherwise great college football season? It can be one of the above or it can be one not mentioned. Let everyone know down below.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:11 PM ^
was definitely the worst.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:15 PM ^
Seeing another allstate mayhem like me commercial. It was stupid from the start. 28 commercials later, it still is.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:27 PM ^
I actually like the Allstate mayhem commercials.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:38 PM ^
I thought I did too....then I saw them 500 times at the Sugar Bowl instead of game replays
January 9th, 2012 at 2:16 PM ^
I like the pitbull song, because it's a bond that links all College Football fans.
Muttering "let's have a real good time" under your breath will earn you an eyeroll, smirk, or a middle finger from any true fan who wastes much of Saturday/bowl season watching TV.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:18 PM ^
Do you guys know how to post videos to Facebook?
January 9th, 2012 at 3:01 PM ^
Do you guys know how to post videos to Facebook?
January 9th, 2012 at 2:19 PM ^
Yeah, that Pitbull thing is a special breed of awful. Nelly's is terrible, but Pitbull is elite terrible.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:21 PM ^
I'll say Pitbull. They're both guilty of one of the deadly sins of douchbaggery: Wearing sunglasses indoors/at night. As Larry David once said, "Only 2 kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors, blind people and assholes." So Pitbull gets the nod because he really committed to it and wore them the whole commercial.
January 9th, 2012 at 6:32 PM ^
i once saw michael moore at zingerman's. the only reason i noticed him was b.c he was wearing sunglasses and i was like, 'what kind of jerk wears sunglasses indoors? oh, it's michael moore.'
January 9th, 2012 at 2:25 PM ^
But these AT&T commercials always really annoyed me too.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:29 PM ^
I don't know why but the redhead's facial expressions behind her phone while the "face cake" video is playing drives me absolutely crazy.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:35 PM ^
I agree. I started noticing them after the first few times I saw the commercial. Now it is all I can notice and they annoy me quite a bit. However, I think the other girl is pretty cute so it evens me out.
January 9th, 2012 at 3:11 PM ^
I want someone to take those smarmy bitches' phones, break them in half, and say " 4G that, cunt."
January 9th, 2012 at 4:48 PM ^
..........
January 9th, 2012 at 5:09 PM ^
I am really into her, for some reason. Jen Drohan. Maybe it's my recessive gene fighting for survival.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:41 PM ^
I mean he's not even rapping. He's singing. Auto tune singing some crappy song. He's not doing what he's best at, whatever that is.
At least with Pitball, I could guess why people would enjoy the song.
Those AT& T commercials are horrid . Look you can be a inconsiderate, hobbit jerk devoid of people skills. Yeah I want to spend time at a tailgate looking at my phone, sounds aweseome!!
I like the Mayhem commericals. Some hit, some miss. But they always include Dennis Duffy, the Beeper King.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:41 PM ^
the allstate mayhem commercials are played out.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:42 PM ^
I will vote for nelly being the most annoying on this one. I also would like to believe that both of these musicians should lose all "street cred" with their performances.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:49 PM ^
more street than earnin' those dolla's.
January 9th, 2012 at 2:45 PM ^
For Senative Commercial
January 9th, 2012 at 2:55 PM ^
Pitbull. I don't want to have a real good time, okay
January 9th, 2012 at 3:05 PM ^
Truly the worst commercial of this past football season is the Pepsi Max commercial with Rex Ryan and the Jets. Yuck city
of those two, Pitbull. Straight garbage water in my mouth
January 9th, 2012 at 3:09 PM ^
Yeah, I saw that one a few times over the weekend and it was just embarrassing. It's bad enough for a team that arrogant to miss the playoffs, but then to show up over and over during the games with that crappy commercial is downright embarrassing.
January 9th, 2012 at 3:07 PM ^
Seriously, my idea of a real good time is NOT dancing under a highway drinking Dr. Pepper.
January 9th, 2012 at 3:08 PM ^
But the commercial I could never see again and be happy is-
And
I don't even hate Herby or anything. Just sick of it.
January 9th, 2012 at 3:13 PM ^
Perhaps, Dove could show some highlights of Kirk getting smashed against UM and ask him how comfortable he was in his own skin as was picking sod out of his teeth.
January 9th, 2012 at 3:46 PM ^
Is WolverineHistorian's command...
January 9th, 2012 at 3:20 PM ^
The guy's name was Pitbull. I always referred to him as the Dr. Pepper ad douche. Hands down his is the worst ad of the year.
January 9th, 2012 at 3:26 PM ^
It's like "One Shining Moment" with street cred.
Plus, I do enjoy periodically having a real good time.
January 9th, 2012 at 3:32 PM ^
I duno the Herbstreit commercial is kinda creepy, all those kids look like little clones
January 9th, 2012 at 3:49 PM ^
Mixed with Village of the Damned vibe to it....
Though if they wanted to recruit all his little clones, I'd be down with that since he was 0-3-1 vs. Michigan during his career.
Bonus: I have no idea why a search for BOYS from Brazil gets this...but I'm glad it did...
(Can't be any worse than what they show in the videos and commercials...)
(Edit: for those that the image is "too small"-
http://www.12ozprophet.com/images/uploads/supremepanama-cricket-girls-880x1024.jpg
)
January 9th, 2012 at 3:37 PM ^
While the Nelly thing is definitely not the best music out there, that whole segment kind of got... nostalgic for me as the bowl season went on. They played highlights of all the wild and crazy moments from the first bowls all the way to the recent ones and so I can't really hate it anymore. It reminds me of the fun times I had watching bowl games instead of being with family or hanging out with friends.
Pitbull on the other hand. That was straight up trash.
January 9th, 2012 at 3:57 PM ^
January 9th, 2012 at 4:26 PM ^
glad i wasn't the only one deeply disturbed by the pitbull ad. it is easily the most annoying ad i have ever heard/seen. it's so bad that when it comes on i pause the dvr, i wait for my wife to come by, i say "hey babe check this out" then I crank up the volume and start it up again. every single time. some bizaare sado/masochistic ritual i'm driven to by pitbull, his hideous, gingivitis ridden silver teeth, the cheesy sluts under the overpass faking excitement over dr. pepper, and such winning lines like "now it's time for a one of a kind taste," and my personal favorite "heeeeeey mommy vamos a disfrutar la viiiida!" which means "hey babe we're going to enjoy life" with his awful dance moves...
fuck, shoot me dead now please. just glad i am not alone.
January 9th, 2012 at 4:30 PM ^
So I work in the "industry" and I can tell you... while Pitbull is garbage... at least it's his garbage meaning written by him etc.
The Nelly song is obviously just something he purchased from a writer in a desperate attempt to be relevant again.
Now you have to decide who you dislike more Pitbull who just sucks on his own or Nelly who at least pays money to try not to suck but still ends up sucking...
Me personally I appreciate the Nelly song more but the original songwriter's version probably sounded better.
January 9th, 2012 at 5:47 PM ^
So many beats from European electronic music. It's frustrating seeing good music ruined by him.
January 9th, 2012 at 4:31 PM ^
Of those two, yeah Pitbull is the worst.
But the commercial (or series of commercials) that I got really sick of hearing over and over and over and over again.....
The Lexus December to Remember Sales Event
(you may all hate me now for making you think of that damned tune again)
January 9th, 2012 at 4:42 PM ^
Agree wholeheartedly...
I'd rather hear nelly and pitbull back to back than that jingle and a $60,000 dollar truck with a bow
January 9th, 2012 at 5:53 PM ^
until your comment I had forgotten that stupid melody. Need some miscellaneous space junk to fall on one of those Lexii (I do love the Farmers' commercials).
January 9th, 2012 at 4:58 PM ^
...in a blowout.
I look at it like this - Nelly's tune was at least mellow enough that I could tune it out while I was on this site watching and commenting, and at least it was the transitional music in and out of commercial and it didn't last long enough to get all that annoying, but it was around just long enough to seem overplayed. The Dr. Pepper commercial was just straight up fingers-on-chalkboard grating to me.
January 9th, 2012 at 5:02 PM ^
Both commericals are totally brutal but my vote goes to Pitbull as most annoying. "let's have a real good time...." fuck your mother, Pitbull! Enough already.
As an aside, I just saw the new Aaron Rodgers "discount double check" commercial with BJ Raji. Fucking hysterical. Raji's dance and the look on his face is priceless.
January 9th, 2012 at 5:31 PM ^
I'm not a huge NFL fan, but that dance BJ Raji did in last year's playoffs was the most epically hilarious thing I've ever seen on a football field. State Farm is going to get a ton of mileage out of that commercial, even if it's a year late. And yeah, the expression on his face in that commercial was like, "you need to take this shit seriously, son." Classic.
January 9th, 2012 at 5:10 PM ^
Pitbull. Hands down. Oh God, that tune is now ringing in my head. Make it stop. MAKE IT STOP.
January 9th, 2012 at 5:51 PM ^
on the ESPN radio affiliate for a place that will buy your firearms, whether its "one or hundreds."
After that, Nelly with his fill in the blank crap.
January 9th, 2012 at 6:04 PM ^
Nelly's is worse, because it's not even a real commercial and thus has no reason to exist. And while each viewing seems to make the Pitbull video seem more tragic and less hilarious, the melody itself isn't that bad and there's something merciful in keeping the lyrical creativity to a minimum. "The Champ" would benefit from similar restraint.
January 9th, 2012 at 7:06 PM ^
I had never even heard of Pitbull until I saw this commercial. In fact, when I first saw the commercial I thought he was a fake entertainer just for the commercial. Come to find out unfortunately he's a real dude.
I wish I still didn't know about him.