What ever happened to the Captain of the SS Troy? MS Paint

Submitted by The Shredder on January 12th, 2010 at 12:09 PM

I could have swore that if you are a Captain of a very large and famous ship you are suppose to go down with it. It's like an honor.. Right? Not so for Captain Carroll who was saved by the Sea Hawk helicopter. Captain Carroll let his crew and players go down into the cold dark water. They were all devoured by viscous NCAA Sanctions.

Can you believe that another company hired Captain Carroll to lead the Sea Hawk ship?

High Res HD Version: http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m32/RTA24/sshollywoodtroy-2.jpg


The NUTcracker

January 12th, 2010 at 12:37 PM ^

That made my day. And it is not even noon here. My only concern is to the artistic accuracy of this masterpiece. Does Dillon really have the Kid N Play haircut and is that what enables to run with those crazy legs of his?


January 12th, 2010 at 12:46 PM ^

Sweet. The NCAA needs to open their eyes and punish coaches like Carroll and especially guys like Calipari. Unfortunately it seems money is as important to the NCAA as winning is to some of these coaches.


January 12th, 2010 at 1:13 PM ^

The attention to detail really pulls this together. The paint scrapes on the iceberg.....classic. The "USC" on ole Petey's shirt off to the side because of the wind, duh. Great job. You go as far as skin color. RR being in Michigan and lack of sun this time of year making him quite pale. While Pete has a great copper tone due to the mass amounts of sun in SC. Good work Shredder!


January 12th, 2010 at 3:08 PM ^

each time you post i think, "this is the best ms painting i've ever seen." then the next time you post, i think "this is the best ms painting i've ever seen."

in short, this is the best ms painting i've ever seen.


January 12th, 2010 at 3:38 PM ^

I fell that as a society we have reached our cultural apex with this work. This exquisite piece may be the end all of western civilization as nothing could surely top it, and I am proud that it is on the Mgoboard. Well done my friend, well done.


January 12th, 2010 at 5:16 PM ^

May the MGoGods shower you with points. I think even em0 (using whatever new account he has now) stopped, took his hat off in reverence, and as a single tear rolled down his cheek, clicked the up arrow.