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10/17/2018 - 12:24pm Yes.

Yes.

10/15/2018 - 2:11pm Dantonio is 2-2 against…

Dantonio is 2-2 against Michigan coaches not named "Rodriguez" or "Hoke."  And those two wins came (1) as a result of the flukiest play in college football history; and (2) against John O'Korn in a monsoon.

Dantonio's career against Michigan has benefited from a Faustian Bargain the likes of which I cannot possibly imagine.  And while he's clearly a good coach, his luck against Michigan ends this weekend, and likely will never be seen again.   

10/09/2018 - 2:46pm This is good.

But needs…

This is good.

But needs more one-sentence paragraphs.  

10/09/2018 - 11:12am Thanks for everything, Ace. …

Thanks for everything, Ace.  You were/are a terrific addition to this site.  Good luck and come back soon!

10/09/2018 - 11:04am One-sentence paragraphs.

One-sentence paragraphs.

Suck.

Fucking.

Balls.

10/03/2018 - 1:52pm This is an open, welcoming…

This is an open, welcoming forum.  Don't hesitate to espresso your feelings.  

10/02/2018 - 9:42am I know production’s…

I know production’s obviously important there, but you mentioned ball security. I don’t think he’s had a fumble this year either. How important is that? It’s not necessarily picking up the yards, just keeping the drive going, keeping the ball secure

What was the anticipated/hoped-for response to this question beyond the one-word answer Harbaugh actually gave--"critical"--that would have provided any useful insight?  Stated differently, why do reporters ask such terrible questions?

09/23/2018 - 4:45pm You've got that right.

You've got that right.

09/12/2018 - 10:23am He tried to kill the…

He tried to kill the claymation dude!

09/12/2018 - 8:08am Have fun with your daughters…

Have fun with your daughters!  Don't let the naysayers concern you.  You'll have a great time, even if the girls get a little antsy (or sleepy) in the second half.    

07/17/2018 - 10:24am I'd like to see one that…

I'd like to see one that specializes in postseason wins and rivalry wins

:(

06/29/2018 - 10:24am You can't even read the…

You can't even read the responses to the questions because they aren't posted on the site.  The only way to access this content is by affirmatively clicking on and listening through the podcast.  The notion that you're "disappointed" in the presentation of something that you automatically avoid unless you actively choose not to is ridiculous.    

06/07/2018 - 4:36pm If you're putting ranch on…

If you're putting ranch on anything then your life is terrible.  

01/03/2018 - 12:32pm That's pretty much what we

That's pretty much what we did this season.  

01/01/2018 - 5:05pm So would you say that was a

So would you say that was a choke or a quit?

12/25/2017 - 3:03pm I too was surprised by the

I too was surprised by the size and quality

That's what she said.  

12/22/2017 - 2:15pm Settle down, snowflake.  

Settle down, snowflake.  

12/13/2017 - 2:39pm I have read 3 reviews, and

I have read 3 reviews, and two called it "competing for worst ever with Attack of the Clones." That made me really sad... 

Per RT, it's getting stellar reviews: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_last_jedi

But putting that aside, two of the three reviews you read used the exact same language in comparing it to Attack of the Clones?  I'm skeptical.  

12/07/2017 - 3:46pm Doesn't sitting the bowl game

Doesn't sitting the bowl game out fly in the face of "The Team, the Team. the Team?"

Maybe to an extent, but this isn't a playoff game and the counterpoint is "Jake Butt."  Guys like Hurst are on the cusp of earning a ton of money.  He shouldn't be faulted for wanting to protect himself at this point.  

12/04/2017 - 4:45pm All we thought was "If he can

All we thought was "If he can do that with WVU-level recruits, can you imagine what he can do with Michgigan-level recruits?"

I 100% thought this.  

12/04/2017 - 1:06pm I loved those old Haloscan

I loved those old Haloscan days.  I went by Gnarls Woodson.  I remember the mayhem surrounding the blog's announcement of Lloyd Carr's retirement like it was yesterday.  MgoBlog - described by the NYTimes as "not exactly a rock of journalistic credibility."

12/03/2017 - 9:48pm They should boycott Outback

They should boycott Outback Steakhouse because Outback Steakhouse is terrible.  

11/29/2017 - 1:44pm Deshaun Watson was a

Deshaun Watson was a first-round draft pick.  

11/27/2017 - 1:04pm I loved this write-up, and I

I loved this write-up, and I think your perspective on this team and the future was absolutely perfect.  Thanks for doing these.  

11/15/2017 - 5:01pm Expect some RPS fireworks

Expect some RPS fireworks these last two weeks.

Man, I hope you're right, but I feel like we spent the last few weeks of last season expecting the coaching staff to pull something crazy out of the PepCat formation.  It never did.  I'm worried that what we're seeing is what we're getting from here on out.  

11/14/2017 - 1:08pm Has Brady lost weight?  He

Has Brady lost weight?  He looks good.

11/12/2017 - 4:27pm This response deserves more

This response deserves more love.

11/10/2017 - 2:47pm  +1 for I Dunno, Road Games

 +1 for I Dunno, Road Games Are Weird

Given the number of Michigan fans that will be there (including me and my kids!) this is likely to feel like a neutral-site game at worst.  

11/09/2017 - 11:56am When they play

When they play Michigan: Maybe the real Maryland quarterback was the friends we met along the way. No, seriously. Those random people we met along the way may be taking snaps on Saturday.

 

This is some good stuff.  Just wanted to say that.

11/06/2017 - 5:07pm Was lucky enough to attend

Was lucky enough to attend that game.  Still the most fun sporting event I've ever experienced.  

11/06/2017 - 3:13pm and I liked the way they

and I liked the way they called big plays.

Higon.

HIGDON.

HIGDONNNNNNNN.

10/29/2017 - 5:55pm When you think he's ready to

When you think he's ready to play.

10/29/2017 - 3:24pm Bruh like he said all along,

Bruh like he said all along, it was the one-armed man.  

10/29/2017 - 3:24pm Bruh like he said all along,

Bruh like he said all along, it was the one-armed man.  

10/14/2017 - 4:35pm lol wut

lol wut

10/12/2017 - 2:48pm Remember in the immediate

Remember in the immediate aftermath of the Purdue game when we thought we'd found our savior at QB?  That was fun while it lasted.

10/05/2017 - 11:07am Both of those were

Both of those were uncomfortable; the MSU one was just bad.  If these aren't at least a little tongue-in-cheek (both of these were absurdly serious), there's no point in having this feature.  

10/05/2017 - 11:04am Wait, some kids used money to

Wait, some kids used money to buy video games?

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

10/05/2017 - 10:51am It means they never win.

It means they never win.

10/01/2017 - 3:28pm What is our offense based

What is our offense based around?

Our defense.

09/30/2017 - 3:36pm You "recently heard" about a

You "recently heard" about a would-be conspiracy to fabricate an injury to prevent a potential QB controversy that occurred 13 years ago?  And you believe that it somehow informs the current situation?

09/28/2017 - 4:51pm Yes, you missed them.  

Yes, you missed them.  

09/28/2017 - 9:51am but the 30 game threshold

but the 30 game threshold doesn’t seem to offer any particular info

The trajectory over those 30 games does.  The third game of Hoke's third season was our near-loss at home to Akron; the 4th game of that season was our near-loss on the road to a terrible UConn team.  Harbaugh's and Hoke's first 30 games don't feel remotely comparable.  

09/26/2017 - 10:41am Why would the visiting team

Why would the visiting team need to request portable A/C units on a day with predicted temperatures in excess of 90 degrees?

09/25/2017 - 12:30pm :(  I like cardigan sweaters.

:(  I like cardigan sweaters.  

09/24/2017 - 9:39am We should call the defense

We should call the defense "The Bad Mother Fuckers," and give them all wallets:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUuwd8Z0l_4

(sorry, don't know how to embed)

09/23/2017 - 7:55pm I don't agree with everything

I don't agree with everything he says, but i agree with a lot of it.

Where do you stand on him calling Nazis "fine people?"  Or Mexicans "rapists?"  Or not apologizing for demanding the death of the Central Park Five?  Or bragging about being able to grab pussy with impunity?  Or...

Ah, fuck it.  Trump sucks.  

09/15/2017 - 1:29pm Michigan plays college

Michigan plays college football.  How was this ever a question?

09/12/2017 - 5:30pm It's a joke that suggests, in

It's a joke that suggests, in response to the notion that someone can't do something -- or that something has already been done in a way that cannot be done worse -- that the current beer drinker can and will.

/pedantry

09/12/2017 - 5:26pm The point being is his

The point being is his teenage son had put his head on Jim's shoulder.

Man, it's getting a little dusty in here.