Muttley

January 2nd, 2011 at 1:21 AM ^

With a play or two going either way last year, we could have finished anywhere from 3-9 to 8-4. The outcomes fell about in the middle, 5-7. With a play or two going either way this year, we could have finished anywhere from 3-10 to 7-6. All the close games went our way, and we finished with the best possible record, 7-6. 2009 blowout/big wins Western Michigan W 31–7 Eastern Michigan W 45–17 Delaware State W 63–6 competitive game wins Notre Dame W 38–34 Indiana W 36–33 competitive game losses at Michigan State L 26–20 OT at Iowa L 30–28 Purdue L 38–36 blowout/big losses Penn State L 35–10 at Illinois L 38–13 at Wisconsin L 45–24 Ohio State L 21–10 2010 blowout/big wins Connecticut W 30–10 Bowling Green W 65–21 at Purdue W 27–16 competitive game wins at Notre Dame W 28–24 Massachusetts W 42–37 at Indiana W 42–35 Illinois W 67–65 3OT competitive game losses blowout/big losses Michigan State L 17–34 Iowa L 28–38 at Penn State L 31–41 Wisconsin L 28–48 at Ohio State L 7–37 vs. #21/22 Mississippi State L 14-52

wlubd

January 2nd, 2011 at 9:35 AM ^

I'm trying to break down all the stanzas you wrote and none of them seem to be haiku...

Let me help you. It is a 3-line stanza in the format of 5 syllables-7 syllables-5 syllables and can as poetic as you would like to make it.

Example:

Your post failed hard.

And completely missed the point.

Better luck next time.

Nantucket Blue

January 1st, 2011 at 11:56 PM ^

Some invested in

Ann Arbor Torch and Pitchfork

Before the New Year

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A fractured fan base

Divided against itself

Ends in rebellion

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While some reap returns

A Wolverine nation weeps

Longing for respect

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Michigan is more

Than a coach or a player

We will overcome

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Despie these losses

I look ahead for glory

And good days beyond

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We hold no respect

For those who would condemn her

Michigan will rise

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And those who mocked her

Or kicked her while she was down

Will find small solace

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Torches and pitchforks

Will burn out and rust away

The Big House remains

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And those who mocked her

Out of venom or design

Will see our resolve

 

 

Moe Greene

January 2nd, 2011 at 8:54 AM ^

“Holding the damn rope”

Has given way to ANGAR

Torch and Pitchfork, please

 

Where’s the WLA?

The revolution is gone

It’s now Thermidor

 

If coach were a prof

He’d be denied tenure now

Publish or perish

 

These days are the worst

Can I live on Tums alone?

Waiting for Brandon

 

Things can't get much worse

On Sunday now, it's 'bout Farve

Don't show me your dick!

Sven_Da_M

January 2nd, 2011 at 9:14 AM ^

1)

Two U-M Alums

Argue re RichRod whether

Fired Mon or Friday

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(overheard this AM @ Einstein Bros, it's over)

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2)

It's elementary

Says Dalai Lama @ UM

Big East not Big Ten

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(Speaking at Hill on April 20, 2008)