January 1st, 2011 at 10:56 PM ^
I like Rich a lot.
I like winning a lot more.
Hello: Jim Harbaugh.
January 1st, 2011 at 11:23 PM ^
I moved this to a non-Haiku OP
January 1st, 2011 at 10:57 PM ^
I will be the man
Fred Jackson says I can be
For this the new year
January 1st, 2011 at 10:57 PM ^
Oh Denard my friend
the light of your smile cannot
prevent Bulldog scores
January 1st, 2011 at 10:58 PM ^
Hide Yo Coach
Hide yo Offense
Hide yo defense
SEC be rapin everyone up in he-ya
January 1st, 2011 at 11:00 PM ^
I want a new coach
Preferably on defense
I'm a sad panda
January 1st, 2011 at 11:01 PM ^
I remember when
Bosch had a sexier pic
As his avatar
January 1st, 2011 at 11:01 PM ^
Woke up with some hope.
I never saw it coming.
Oops, I crapped my pants.
January 1st, 2011 at 11:02 PM ^
Just offense can't win
We need to have a defense
Do you understand?
January 1st, 2011 at 11:09 PM ^
Sad Michigan D.
GERG - please leave your white hair with
the secretary.
January 1st, 2011 at 11:04 PM ^
Went easy last night
Looked forward to today's game
Now I'm out of beer
January 1st, 2011 at 11:07 PM ^
There were no Rose Bowls
Or Big 10 championships.
But you stayed. Salute!
January 1st, 2011 at 11:09 PM ^
No wins New Years Day
Now Sunday is the wife's day
An epic facepalm
January 1st, 2011 at 11:10 PM ^
Three years is too long
For Michigan to be bad
Changes must be made
January 1st, 2011 at 11:11 PM ^
I support my team
And I tried to grow dreadlocks
Too little too late
January 1st, 2011 at 11:12 PM ^
Thirty-plus-point loss
Michigan is three-and-out
Time to switch coaches
January 1st, 2011 at 11:15 PM ^
Exiting fans hear
soft echos of "The Victors."
Better years ahead.
January 1st, 2011 at 11:16 PM ^
Oh what could have been
If Denard had a defense
And a running back
January 1st, 2011 at 11:18 PM ^
a state of panic
in the State of Michigan
still we've got Space, Bitch
January 1st, 2011 at 11:21 PM ^
Win win win win win
Loss loss loss win win loss loss
And lastly the nail
January 1st, 2011 at 11:22 PM ^
The past is the past
Says Lion King devotee
What about future?
January 1st, 2011 at 11:34 PM ^
How I love this team
Too bad they can't execute
Looks like DB will
January 1st, 2011 at 11:42 PM ^
I know its over
And never really began
but oh, it felt real
January 1st, 2011 at 11:45 PM ^
Chris Relf?
Chris freaking Relf?
I need more beer
January 1st, 2011 at 11:51 PM ^
It could be much worse
Remember Mr. McGloin?
Needed straight whiskey.
January 1st, 2011 at 11:51 PM ^
Improved by 2 wins.
Defense was way beyond bad.
What will Brandon do?
January 2nd, 2011 at 1:21 AM ^
January 2nd, 2011 at 9:35 AM ^
I'm trying to break down all the stanzas you wrote and none of them seem to be haiku...
Let me help you. It is a 3-line stanza in the format of 5 syllables-7 syllables-5 syllables and can as poetic as you would like to make it.
Example:
Your post failed hard.
And completely missed the point.
Better luck next time.
January 1st, 2011 at 11:56 PM ^
Some invested in
Ann Arbor Torch and Pitchfork
Before the New Year
---
A fractured fan base
Divided against itself
Ends in rebellion
---
While some reap returns
A Wolverine nation weeps
Longing for respect
---
Michigan is more
Than a coach or a player
We will overcome
---
Despie these losses
I look ahead for glory
And good days beyond
---
We hold no respect
For those who would condemn her
Michigan will rise
---
And those who mocked her
Or kicked her while she was down
Will find small solace
---
Torches and pitchforks
Will burn out and rust away
The Big House remains
---
And those who mocked her
Out of venom or design
Will see our resolve
January 2nd, 2011 at 2:13 AM ^
That is some Confuscian-level poetry right there.
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:01 AM ^
Never had a chance
The tipping point has been reached
I'm afraid you're fired
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:17 AM ^
You know alignments;
We run a five-seven-five
You have six DBs
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:03 AM ^
What is the matter?
GERG and Rod disappointed
Lloyd Brady is sad
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:10 AM ^
Lloyd Brady was seen heading for the beach with a gallon of vodka!
January 2nd, 2011 at 2:13 AM ^
That's how you gotta do it.
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:17 AM ^
Gloom, despair, and agony on me,
Deep, dark depression.
Excessive misery.
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me.
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:20 AM ^
Bill Martin's folly
was not RichRod or suites but
failure to lead change
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:21 AM ^
No ESPN
When I was at girlfriend's house
Didn't miss a thing
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:25 AM ^
Handing off the torch
Michigan Man comes back home
Denard for HE16MAN
January 2nd, 2011 at 1:54 AM ^
Play the first quarter
Ttake the rest of the game off
Pathetic and sad
January 2nd, 2011 at 1:27 AM ^
Fuck fuck fuck
Damn damn damn
Cannot stop anyone
January 2nd, 2011 at 1:39 AM ^
More bile and whining
Than a fanbase should endure
Your mother, Trebek
January 2nd, 2011 at 4:21 AM ^
After the blocked punt
We played like how Pam Ward looks
That's not a good thing
January 2nd, 2011 at 8:54 AM ^
“Holding the damn rope”
Has given way to ANGAR
Torch and Pitchfork, please
Where’s the WLA?
The revolution is gone
It’s now Thermidor
If coach were a prof
He’d be denied tenure now
Publish or perish
These days are the worst
Can I live on Tums alone?
Waiting for Brandon
Things can't get much worse
On Sunday now, it's 'bout Farve
Don't show me your dick!
January 2nd, 2011 at 9:14 AM ^
1)
Two U-M Alums
Argue re RichRod whether
Fired Mon or Friday
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(overheard this AM @ Einstein Bros, it's over)
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2)
It's elementary
Says Dalai Lama @ UM
Big East not Big Ten
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(Speaking at Hill on April 20, 2008)
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:02 PM ^
January 2nd, 2011 at 1:22 PM ^
V Smith runs for one
Robinson runs for twenty
Somebody fumbles
January 2nd, 2011 at 1:34 PM ^