Brian Cook: Stoned.
From Twitter:
Hooked up to e-stiiiieeerttteerppjkioiybbgfddxiwvwvwvwvbiiiim. Wobba wobba wobba. Like putting a fork into an outlet 40 times.
And then:
Thigh is jiggling so fast Bobby Petrino wants to fuuuuuuuhgdsrtuigddgh--wobba. Wants to hire it.
We may finally be able to answer the question, "What if Jack Kerouac was a huge fan of bubble screens?"
How is this different from Brian's normal writing?
/s?
Perhaps he is using a TENS unit (transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation) as a non-invasive pain killer.
Would explain the electricity references...
probably a leg muscle stimulator to minimize atrophe (sp). been there done that.
I just finished physical therapy on my knee a couple weeks ago, and was hooked up to one while getting ice at the end of each session. Definitely an interesting experience.
and i own one.........
Wobba? Wobba wobba.
Who's going to drop the first Stoned Photobombing Brian Cook photoshop?
I'll try Brian Cook stoned
Winning!
Bizzie Bone
Whenever I take pain killers my pain just goes away, nothing else. I want to have a crazy, youtube-worthy reaction!
...have you considered taking more next time? Could do the trick.
Not to condone such a thing.
I also don't condone taking more than the allotted dosage of pain killers. I also also don't condone doing so with a few beers, or red wine, depnding on what kind of mood you're in. I do condone killing a bottle of water or two at some point if you decide to do what I don't condone. Just saying.
Post this in response to WolvinLA2
April 18th, 2012 at 10:41 PM ^
stupid is flawless, then yea.
You can always try to take more?
Or so you think...
Speaking of Youtube-worthy reactions, will we get to see Brian being as awesome as this?
Why?
April 18th, 2012 at 11:06 PM ^
I give it four FAKES out of five.
I ALSO ENJOY GETTING STONED.
You don't say!
We totally melvined Death
I now have an image of our Fearless Leader relieving his pain the old-fashioned way...
As for Jack Kerouac being a huge fan of bubble screens, I am forced to wonder if this is what the character Ray Smith in "The Dharma Bums" was envisioning during the more transcendent moments of the story.
I imagine that Brian could be having a transcendental moment right now - fork in one hand, Vicodin in the other - imagining bubble screens.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:33 PM ^
I've eaten a bunch of Vicodin in the last week in response to kidney stone issues, and all it does is (belatedly) kill the pain. No high, no out of body experience, no nothin'. Perhaps I should dose more liberally than one every 4-6 hours.
stoned than sober. Half the time I have no idea what the hell he is talking about with his charts and graphs.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:05 PM ^
Haha this is exactly what was going through my head (and out of my mouth) when my friend showed me these videos.
Not good everyone, I saw Brian riding shotgun with the Lions 2011 draft picks.
Brian Cook: ed
a distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
Sprained an lcl a few years back; thought it was acl at first. I was fuckin' freaked.
were you freaking out? Did you think it was something WAY MORE THAN IT WAS? CALM DOWN!!!!
Gotta wean yourself off the meds slowly big guy. One step at a time.
420 is very friendly to ACL's... and highly recommended for most any pain and swelling relief.