So what if ....
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:33 PM ^
Talk about a hypothetical thread. Add it to the pile. Don't expect this to last real long.
ED: In this case I would want Michigan to just drop its' football program. No other choice.
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:24 PM ^
I saw we discuss this girl. One of the best rear end, hot girl avatars, in this board. I thank you.
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:50 PM ^
With that many tattoos, she seems pretty trashtastic to me.
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:58 PM ^
December 2nd, 2010 at 6:19 PM ^
I can't get down with the tramp stamps, just doesn't do it for me.
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:32 PM ^
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:33 PM ^
I want the 5 seconds back it took to read this.
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:33 PM ^
I lived on the Moon and my teeth were made of rainbows?
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:34 PM ^
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:35 PM ^
Wouldn't that be like extra zero gravity?
December 2nd, 2010 at 6:53 PM ^
and in space......
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:37 PM ^
If the moon... were made of hotdogs.... wouldja eat it?
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:41 PM ^
Hey...lemme ask you somethin...
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:57 PM ^
Yes? Please let your question be about a coaching change. Please let your question be about a coaching change!
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:27 PM ^
Don't jerk me around, it was a simple question: Would you eat the moon if it were made of barbecue spare ribs?
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:46 PM ^
If you were a hotdog would u eat urself? heck i would. Id cover myself in mustard and relish. Heck id be delicious. Then id wash it all down with a tall cold budweiser.
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:58 PM ^
"If you could choose between being the top scientist in your field, or having Mad Cow disease, what would you choose?"
"of course I would choose top scientist in my field"
"Good! I was afraid you would choose MAD COW."
"Why would you think that?"
"I guess i'm a worrier...thats why my friends call me whiskers"
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:01 PM ^
Loved it but its
U ever stare at the sun. I have. Sometimes for over an hour. Curious i guess. My friends call me whiskers.
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:04 PM ^
I am pretty sure I am right plus or minus a few words actually. After he says that the guy (who's name I can't remember) says, "I thought they called you whiskers because you are curious like a cat?" followed by awkward pause...
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:07 PM ^
hmm maybe its been a while. STill classic
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:21 PM ^
It's both.
December 2nd, 2010 at 6:02 PM ^
It's both. That's why it's funny.
December 2nd, 2010 at 6:23 PM ^
ur life on Rush Street or Wrigleyville in Chicago would be over.
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:11 PM ^
Double rainbows?
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:34 PM ^
So what if I never wanted Harbaugh?
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:51 PM ^
What!!! How in the Gosh Darnit can you even consider yourself a Michigan fan?
Unbelievalbe, I mean, you are obviously not a Real Michigan Man.
You probably regret that Bo was ever Michigan's coach too, don't you?
Of all the stupid, jack-assity things you could say.
He's Jim Harbaugh. Harbaugh. Wore a winged helmet. Threw TDs to guys in winged helmets.
Every Michigan Man wants a Michigan Man as coach. If not, then you are dumb.
At least that's the tone I've been getting from 50% of this board over the past month....
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:18 PM ^
You forgot:
- He smells of rosewater and honeysuckle.
- He has the slender hips of a 13 year old girl.
- He understands the rivalry.
- His smoldering stare would turn Vin Diesel gay and Liberace straight.
- He has one bomb-ass bathroom.
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:38 PM ^
Because Article 2(b) of the Act would forbid us from discussing CC until 1/1/2012.
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:52 PM ^
Thank you for the reference but I'm not even going to waste my time in issuing the Notice of MGoInfraction here. I'm too angry to be civil. See my post below if you're interested in my take.
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:29 PM ^
In the last week my all time favorite movie (Gladiator) has become annoying!
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:35 PM ^
Depends what other coaching candidates are on the market.
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:36 PM ^
Three days ago I was saying "What if Qatar was awarded the World Cup in 2022?" so....
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:37 PM ^
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:42 PM ^
What if we put that new arsenic amoeba NASA just showed us up your butt?
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:10 PM ^
Give me credit for not starting a new thread...
I've been thinking about what will happen if Michigan has a 2005-like season next year under Rodriguez. Basically 8-4 (5-3) in the regular season with close losses to the best teams on the schedule and some narrow wins. One loss to a middle-of-the-pack team.
Honestly, I think that's likely to be what happens, barring Randy Shannon or someone like that coming in and turning the defense around in a more-than-incremental way. I mean, the defense will be better next year -- but how much?
I don't know what would happen in that case, but I believe I'd be in the 2012=2006 (with a different ending, of course) camp.
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:58 PM ^
lead me to believe that if Michigan is not competing for the Big Ten Championship in 2011, then RR is gone. You've listed a 5-3 Big Ten record. That might do it, maybe 6-2. I think anything less than that and he's gone (assuming he's retained after this year's bowl game.)
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:51 PM ^
That is the douchiest thing I've seen in a long time. After all of the back and forth about not posting new coaching choice threads, we finally reach an "agreement" to at least preface those threads with a "CC" or some other kind of warning. What do you do? You use the most vague title you can and f- each of us that click on the thread with absolutely no interest in reading what you have to say. I avoid the ad hominem at all costs but you deserve to be called names for this.
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:57 PM ^
but can I get a suit of armor too? Or does one come free of charge with your incredible point total?
I am not worthy.
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:39 PM ^
Not for free. He had to screw somebody to get that point-total.
December 2nd, 2010 at 7:18 PM ^
It was me
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:32 PM ^
Tell us how you really feel. Don't hold back......
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:55 PM ^
What if my Aunt had a penis? Would she be my Uncle or would she still be my Aunt? Finkle is Einhorn kind of thing I guess.
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:58 PM ^
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:03 PM ^
Consider me a lieutenant bombadier:
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:35 PM ^
I finally clicked on the video and it resulted in me spending the past 30 mins on youtube watching a-bomb videos and reading about the the Tsar Bomb. Thanks.
December 2nd, 2010 at 4:02 PM ^
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh