Swim Lanes Feb 2017 1.0

Submitted by alum96 on

Make any corrections or deletions or insertions (tee hee) as needed in comments.  The pool should be a lot smaller in a week's time.  #AceCarpalSyndrome


  Zoom Zoom Gotta Get That Boom Boom Boom Cloudy Result?
$$$ Najee Harris (Soon)     Nobooody!! A boy can dream
WR 1 DPJ (12/15)       The top 3 son
WR 2   Nico Collins     The top 3 son
WR 3     Tarik Black (12/14) Oliver Martin The top 3 son
OT Isaiah Wilson (12/16) Chuck Daly Filiaga (1/7)   Mekhi Becton BAD BOYS!
OG       Tedarrel Slaton I said cloudy
C All Hail Cesar (12/18)       Et tu Brute?
DE DIB (1/7)       We got DIBs...
DT 1       Aubrey Solomon Peachy?
DT 2       Jay Tufele IDK man
ILB Drew Singleton       Drew go blue
OLB Jordan Anthony     Willie Gay Whats on our unis?
CB 1       Elijah Hicks Purple face?
S       Pola-Mao/Ford/Bell Sparse
           
  Other potential lanes ie. break in case of emergency    
OG Joshua Fedd-Jackson        
OT Toryque Bateman        
           
  Out of the Pool?        
RB O'Maury Samuels        
OT Kai-Leon Herbert        

 

alum96

December 12th, 2016 at 10:36 PM ^

  1. Stop your car in traffic
  2. Run out of car to car behind you
  3. Throw rock through driver side window of said car
  4. Pull out alarmed driver by scruff of neck
  5. Shake down driver, take wallet, search for library card, return wallet to driver
  6. Use GPS function on phone to triangulate on local library where library card would work
  7. Drive car to library (your car OR the car behind you - YOUR CHOICE)
  8. Repeat throwing rock through window exercise - only this time through library window
  9. Go inside
  10. Text Mgo user "HotelLeningrad" on how to hack into system if you are a baller.  If not, be basic and just use handy library card to login to community computer
  11. Type "mgoblog.com" on computer browser in library which is probably set to IE so you are screwed in chart viewing anyway.
  12. Download chrome or firefox, then repeat step 11
  13. Profit

rice4114

December 13th, 2016 at 1:53 AM ^

But for some reason the prison computers have the site blocked. Only Buckeye sites work. Wait this isnt prison this is hell. Shit come to think about it after I threw the rock the dude inside the car tossed me off the bridge. Ill only tell half this story though as we only beat MSU.

 

Thats still a thing right?

1VaBlue1

December 12th, 2016 at 10:56 PM ^

SWIM LANES!!!

 

These lanes are so much better than any corporate swim lane chart where people with thier hair on fire complain about other people with their hair on fire.  There is so much hair on fire...

not TOM BRADY

December 12th, 2016 at 11:48 PM ^

Over the last couple of years I've noticed the same pattern. Recruiting is the same thing every year and it's usually the information from a couple of weeks ago that is the most reliable. The insiders always seem to bring cloudiness to the situation for clicks right around decision time and the recruits end up doing pretty much exactly what they were saying was going to happen weeks earlier.

Magnus

December 13th, 2016 at 5:12 AM ^

Yes, but I think they're going to take a drop here soon once some commits occur for other schools just a little behind them. They're bolstered by having 25 commitments already, whereas some good programs behind them only have 13-16.

MAccLA

December 13th, 2016 at 8:23 AM ^

Slaton could project to NT

I read somewhere -- probably on MGoBlog -- that Slaton has a preference to play NT, which could help us as long as he can get his SAT scores up.

lilpenny1316

December 13th, 2016 at 9:50 AM ^

If we land just DPJ, Wilson, Ruiz and Black, we'll have the #4 class behind OSU, Bama and Georgia.  Thank goodness kids can enroll early and push some of these commitments up.  I don't want to see a billion more Harbaugh to NFL-type threads.