OT: Guy Picks Up Girl on Tinder Using Only Harbaugh Quotatations
The Fountain of Love:
http://247sports.com/Coach/Jim-Harbaugh-732/Quotes
The implementation:
http://i.imgur.com/jacDRu0.png
The paydirt:
http://i.imgur.com/ULXw3mP.jpg
The boast:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/40obep/harbaugh_having_sleepover_…
January 13th, 2016 at 4:06 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 11:14 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 4:25 AM ^
Picking up women with an EUTM!
January 13th, 2016 at 4:38 AM ^
I feel like I'm far too sober to appreciate this accomplishment.
January 13th, 2016 at 8:23 AM ^
Don't worry I got it covered.
January 13th, 2016 at 4:53 AM ^
Not using a quote to ask for her number seems like cheating. But he was close.
January 13th, 2016 at 9:52 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 5:36 AM ^
Sleepover!
January 13th, 2016 at 6:06 AM ^
I'm a tad disappointed. When I saw "Guy picks up girl" in your title, I assumed he actually hooked up with her. Any girl on tinder is going to give you her snapchat.
However, this would be awesome if someone could pull this off in a bar.
January 13th, 2016 at 7:05 AM ^
No sarcasm here, but I didn't realize that's how 'picked up' is used. I'm a bit more 'swipe left,' if you will, so I thought it was a pretty solid accomplishment.
January 13th, 2016 at 7:57 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 8:27 AM ^
I'm not on Tinder, but even without the app, I'm pretty realistic about how attractive I am.
"Swipe left" is the rejection swipe from what I understand, so I was saying that a girl dishing her contact information is pretty awesome from my perspective. All this was to clarify why I think this guy picked the girl up. Apparently, however, picking a girl up is much different from what I understood it was.
Side note: this whole explanation is actually kind of depressing.
January 13th, 2016 at 8:31 AM ^
contact with her vulva, he did not "pick her up".
January 13th, 2016 at 8:38 AM ^
So has the definition for a 'pick up line' changed at all? Or did the 'pick up' in 'pick up line' always refer to admission to the Holiest of Holies?
I always viewed a successful pick up line as a state of non-rejection, however temporary.
January 13th, 2016 at 8:49 AM ^
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January 13th, 2016 at 8:49 AM ^
A pick-up line refers only to the initial ice breaker. A successful pick-up has occurred when one of the two parties to the conversation is inside the other.
January 13th, 2016 at 10:30 AM ^
No, that's a hook-up.
January 13th, 2016 at 10:54 AM ^
Different language.
Gen X or older - Pick-up
Millennial or younger - Hook-up
January 13th, 2016 at 11:01 AM ^
Disclaimer: I am old (somewhat)
Pick-up=Exchange of information
Hook-up=Exchange of body fluids
January 13th, 2016 at 11:30 AM ^
a pick up. It might be step one, but she might give you some phony # just to get rid of you.. If you get her to go out for a drink, that's a pick up.
January 13th, 2016 at 9:02 AM ^
Glad someone remembered the reference.
January 13th, 2016 at 12:27 PM ^
He bottoms from the top
January 13th, 2016 at 9:59 AM ^
He picked her up at the first appearance of the nipple.
/boom, Seinfeld'd
January 13th, 2016 at 10:12 AM ^
All I have to do is be on Elaine's Christmas card list?
January 13th, 2016 at 7:52 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 6:28 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 10:40 AM ^
Intercepted snapchat photo of "Alee". OMG, she is actually a sparty....
January 13th, 2016 at 7:05 AM ^
Why didn't they use any of the "sleepover" quotes?
And it would have been hilarious if she used either of his deceive quotes.
January 13th, 2016 at 7:11 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 7:13 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 11:29 AM ^
Confirmed
January 13th, 2016 at 7:14 AM ^
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January 13th, 2016 at 8:11 AM ^
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January 13th, 2016 at 10:54 AM ^
Indeed. Inserting "Harbaugh" into all Chuck Norris jokes works quite nicely.
For example: HARBAUGH threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
January 13th, 2016 at 7:51 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 8:28 AM ^
my day, we all just tried to get laid anyway we could.
January 13th, 2016 at 8:49 AM ^
Back in your day it was probably more possible to have an interesting conversation with a girl you were trying to hook up with.
January 13th, 2016 at 9:23 AM ^
who said anything about conversing? Let's just skip the part where we pretend to actually be interested in something other than penisary contact and get to the business. I'm no business man, but when it comes to the ladies, it's as easy as A-B-C....
*drops mic*
January 13th, 2016 at 10:39 AM ^
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January 13th, 2016 at 11:59 AM ^
A loser is a loser.
January 13th, 2016 at 7:56 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 8:19 AM ^
In the boast thread there is a suggestion that using Brent Musberger quotes for your SnapChat game would be the highest degree of difficulty, especially if the quotes were exclusively from the penultimate Bama championship game. Certainly a high bar.
But imagine doing this with either Ed Orgeron or the guy from the Colorado School of Mines. That would be a high mountain to climb.
Spurrier or Mike Leach would, in contrast, be easy peezy.
January 13th, 2016 at 8:29 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 8:19 AM ^
Catatafish....?
January 13th, 2016 at 8:24 AM ^
January 13th, 2016 at 8:43 AM ^
The kids are weird.
Our version of hooking up and this verison are way different. And ours is way better.
I shake my head at the kids these days. At least you'll never get a girl preggo on snapchat I guess.