The Airing of the MGoGrievances
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:12 AM ^
Unless you have kids that you want to take to a game. Even with a 3:30 game, by the time you get out of the game, extricate yourself from stadium traffic, and drive home, it's their bedtime. And night games are literally impossible.
I think people who bitch about noon games are the absolute worst. Sorry we have a couple games per year where it's difficult to get hammered before the game. What's wrong with having a mix of starting times?
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:46 AM ^
December 23rd, 2015 at 11:01 AM ^
They were at 1:00 during Bo's era.
December 23rd, 2015 at 11:39 AM ^
I LOVE noon games because they start at 9am here. Gives me an excuse to drink first thing in the morning.
December 23rd, 2015 at 11:52 AM ^
People that drink at 9am don't usually need an excuse.
December 23rd, 2015 at 11:55 AM ^
I don't, but my wife likes me to at least make something up.
December 23rd, 2015 at 1:49 PM ^
My feelings exactly. Football brunch is awesome!
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:27 AM ^
There I said it. I'm pretty sure you're going to have first hand experience in dismembering a body before you're 35.
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:17 AM ^
Just make sure you wear Nike apparel at all times. WD couldn't bring himself to cut that apart.
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:30 AM ^
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December 23rd, 2015 at 11:58 AM ^
unfortunately becoming the face of Michigan fans on this blog.
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:11 PM ^
but he isn't the face of everyone here.
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:16 AM ^
Less advertisements on this blog.
More recruiting updates, interviews and rankings, or just tell us 24/7 is paying you not to post any.
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December 23rd, 2015 at 10:11 AM ^
I use adblocker (sorry Brian)
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:18 AM ^
I can't stand people who don't know the difference between "less" and "fewer."
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:30 AM ^
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December 23rd, 2015 at 10:46 AM ^
I would be fewer frustrated if that were true.
December 23rd, 2015 at 11:41 AM ^
My wife won't let me point that out anymore. She says I'm being an asshole. I have to look away when someone gets it wrong. Same with people who eat with their mouths open, like they were raised by fucking wolves.
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:23 AM ^
Mgoblog: I'm tired of everyone ripping on Rutgers football. Look at the history they bring: 1 national title (1869), an overall winning record of 641-621-42, and one bowl berth between 1870 and 1990.
Life in General: I'm sick of all the crappy Acappella groups out there, sing in tune people.
Technology: Smartphones, they are a waste of money and a huge danger to society. Put the phone down when you drive or go out to eat.
College Football: I'm done with MSU being good at all things football. Stop winning already.
December 23rd, 2015 at 11:52 AM ^
give me something to read on the pooper. Although my legs usually fall asleep, and then I have to walk all funny afterwards. ok, I guess you talked me into it, smartphones are the worst.
December 23rd, 2015 at 3:41 PM ^
+1 I can't stop laughing at this.
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:19 AM ^
I get really annoyed when we are talking about our rivals in a respectful manner (read: making fun of them) and someone jumps in with, "Let's just focus on us/our game/beating them". We are not players or coaches on the team. We can take time to acknowledge our rivals misfortunes. That's the point of the sport.
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:27 AM ^
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December 23rd, 2015 at 9:31 AM ^
But can we at least call Mike Dantonio by the right name? I mean Mark D'antonia.
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:57 AM ^
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December 23rd, 2015 at 10:19 AM ^
I get really annoyed when people suggest that fans can't affect the outcome of the game by focusing harder. If that were the case, then what the hell are we all doing?
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:42 AM ^
You forgot we can affect the game by wearing that lucky shirt or jersey too!
December 23rd, 2015 at 11:43 AM ^
Only if it's the right apparel brand.
December 23rd, 2015 at 7:36 PM ^
I have lucky underwear.
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:19 AM ^
I've been sleeping on a mattress in our apartment living room for THREE MONTHS because we sold our house to free ourselves up to buy a new house without putting in a contingent bid. My wife is WAY TOO DAMN PICKY about finding a new house. I'll be stuck here forever...
Let's review. Me, my wife, and our two children are trapped in our own version of a damn roach motel because my wife keeps spraying glue around because she doesn't want to live somewhere that is not up to her standards. IF YOU ACTUALLY HAD STANDARDS, YOU WOULDN'T BE SLEEPING 6 FEET FROM OUR FRONT DOOR ON A MATTRESS THAT SITS ON A CARPET THAT HASN'T BEEN CHANGED SINCE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.
I HAVE TO GO THROUGH MY SON'S BEDROOM TO POOP YOU HARPY!!!
Now for the site.
Brian, you are slowly choking the life out of the message board with your no OT policy during the season.
I don't want to read 42 threads discussing apparel changes / fabric changes / shoelace redesigns / patch placement / piping / facemask tinting. I really honestly truly don't. If this community is what makes people come back to this site, you're creating a neurotic environment to post in. Michigan sports are like pizza.
You know what happens when you force people to eat pizza every day for 5 months? THEY DON'T WANT ANY MORE DAMN PIZZA!!! Plus they get fat. I'm blaming that one on you too, Brian.
I'D ACTUALLY RATHER READ A BACHELORETTE THREAD THAN 6 THREADS ABOUT TRANSFER FUCKING QUARTERBACKS.
AND WOULD IT KILL YOU TO DO A SUBSTANTIAL SITE REDESIGN? Exactly six people read the diaries, and none of them post replies. m.go.licious links may as well not even exist. Would it kill you to feature those items more prominently? Maybe embed an mgotwitter feed on the front page? I realize that as Michigan fans, we all naturally live in the past. But eventually every turtle needs to take their Creed lookalike head out of their shell to get a little sip of water. Take a drink Brian. Look around. It's the 21st century and websites are now allowed to actually look aesthetically pleasing.
To the board members:
I truly hate you all, and if I see you changing a tire, I am swerving into a puddle to splash water over your self-righteous ass. So I'd like to toast. Here's to 2016, and to the 4 original thoughts that I will read on this site next year. I will savor each and every one of them.
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:29 AM ^
I hope you never find a house. Good day.
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:29 AM ^
You are a furnace full of rage. May you find peace in your journies.
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:58 AM ^
also, it sounds like you are ready to move on to...
THE FEATS OF STRENGHTH.
I'd actually pay good money to watch Harbaugh compete with Mike D'Antoni in an actual Feats of Strength battle
(yes, I meant great #disrespekt)
December 23rd, 2015 at 9:58 AM ^
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December 23rd, 2015 at 10:05 AM ^
I was laughing so damn hard by the end of this. Was I not supposed to?
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:06 AM ^
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December 23rd, 2015 at 10:10 AM ^
Way to let it rip man! Where do you find room in that spacious abode of yours to put a computer?
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:10 AM ^
Hell yes, this has so much right in it, but let me add one more...
His Dudeness: Quit with the snarky, catty posts everytime Magnus has something to say. We get it, you don't like him and you think he's unqualified to add content to an internet message board. Seriosuly, we get it, please grow up, let it go, and have a merry fucking festivus!
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:40 AM ^
You have to be qualified to add content to an internet message board?
Shit, I'm screwed.
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:10 AM ^
Yeah, well, your avatar references a quote by a coach who doesn't coach here anymore, about a team who we don't play anymore. Get with the times.
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:37 AM ^
Your avatar is obsolete.
You need to donate it to some ACC team.
December 23rd, 2015 at 10:46 AM ^
But is she good in the sack? Or should I say good on the grungy mattress on the floor? Does she like crack too?
December 23rd, 2015 at 11:21 AM ^
Without a doubt my favorite post of the year.
Having survived a recent househunt myself, I feel your pain brother.
December 23rd, 2015 at 11:28 AM ^
Go back to your shanty!
December 23rd, 2015 at 11:46 AM ^
Harpy! Ha! I never liked you until now.
December 23rd, 2015 at 3:47 PM ^
Wow. This is why I love so much about this site.
December 23rd, 2015 at 3:55 PM ^
December 23rd, 2015 at 5:01 PM ^
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