OT: Favorite Wi-Fi Network Names
Happy Friday ya'll. What is your favorite Wi-Fi Network name?
Let me just eliminate some of the obvious:
Bill Wi the Science Fi
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
You Kids Get Off My LAN
Abraham Linksys
LANdownUnder
Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wi-Fi
April 24th, 2015 at 10:00 AM ^
I'll always be partial to FBI Surveillance Van
I think it's even better when it is like FBI-SECURED-INTERNAL-MOBILE
makes you wonder just a little more what is going on
Mine is "donthackmebro".
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Mine is SkyNet, my guest password is illbeback.....
One in my condo complex used to be 'Looking at Porn'
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TellMyWiFiLoveHer and I just read one elsewhere "Ermahgerd Wer Fer" which made me laugh
Mine is 'passwordistaco'.
but what's the password?
April 24th, 2015 at 10:04 AM ^
It's definitely not 'taco'.
April 24th, 2015 at 10:33 AM ^
exactly where do you live?
April 24th, 2015 at 10:54 AM ^
I live in the continental United States, but I don't live in a state. Did you pass middle school civics?
April 24th, 2015 at 11:39 AM ^
So either DC or one of the weird states that enjoys fancy words like "commonwealth."
April 24th, 2015 at 11:54 AM ^
DC. Going with the 'commonwealth' technicality would be a pretty dick move.
April 24th, 2015 at 11:50 AM ^
Do you drink a lot of rum?
"Why is the rum gone???"
April 24th, 2015 at 11:52 AM ^
More of a scotch guy, actually.
April 24th, 2015 at 12:09 PM ^
RouterIHardlyKnowHer
I always appreciate spelling/grammar corrections in WiFi lists. For example:
I once saw "FBI Surveylance Van" and a person below put "It's Surveillance, Dumbass"
there was this super "hood", super-spindly, white dude who lived next door. I am pretty sure all he did was work at a local gas station, smoke a bunch of weed, and sit on his balcony in a super dingy recliner. Really nice, really funny, and really quiet dude. Anyway, he came over when we were moving in and helped me move in my couch. When he was helping me, he told me that a guy tried using his Wifi and he thought that he was using it to look at child porn. [I have no idea how he knew this].
He said, "Mane, don't be a [insert nickname for Richard here]." The next day, when I logged into my wifi for the first time, one of the networks was "DON'T BE A [insert nickname for Richard here]." It made me chuckle.
"Fuck You Pay Me"
"Ermahgerd Wer Fer" made me spit water on the counter. Hilarous.
A neighbor goes with "Trojan Virus."
My Wifi name and the favorite is Belkinismyname
This happened on Linden Street in 2011.
that is epic
One that keeps popping up in my list is 'SchindlersFist'.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think this is a good name; but I do marvel at the utter tastelessness of it.
Hack-a-Mac
April 24th, 2015 at 10:08 AM ^
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When we were in DC recently, there was one titled "NSA Surveillance Van #3". So either someone is funny or the NSA isn't really sneaky about their surveillance.
There is a always an "Elephant" in the room at our house
Skynet Global Defense Network
Wu Tang LAN
Winternet is Coming
( . )( . )
Mine in an ASCII image of an enormous, ejaculating penis.
notyoshit
Mine is "NOT YOUR ROUTER BEEEYATCH"