Dave Brandon To Announce Something "Historic" On Friday
Dave Brandon will announce a 'historic event' on Friday that will soon take place at Michigan Stadium
— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) April 2, 2014
Most people on twitter are assuming this is some kind of soccer match. The tweet basically says it all, what "historic" event do you believe Brandon will announce?
While you think about this historic event, that you'll no doubt not want to miss, here is a video of the early enrollees for your viewing pleasure(found right below this post):
Well, now that you put it that way......
Don't forget your PPL. Personal Pizza License at $200 per.
Better off just announcing it and let everyone else decide how historic it is. Does he really need an announcement that he's going to make an announcement?
What could be more DB?
And by "DB", I mean . . . um, yeah.
The world's largest Noodle?
Lowering of ticket prices?
So we won't be disappointed.
PLEASE KEEP SOCCER OUT OF THE BIG HOUSE!
Since you asked, only one type of FOOTBALL, not FUTBOL, belongs in the Big House. I'm so sick and tired of having this bullshit rammed down my throat. It is not an American sport. How am I supposed to consume sports media this summer without being bombarded by this crap?
It's at least North American and played by tough men. Furthermore, it exemplifies American values of not being Euro Pussies. If i wanted to watch people run around for 90 minutes and fall down without being touched, I'd watch a group of 5 year olds.
You clearly have never seen a world class soccer game.
meet on the 50 yard line for an epic jello wrestling match for control of the Michigan Football program.
Dome
Brandon: It will now be called Larry Page field at Michigan Stadium
Hockey is up for debate in 2015.
Space, bitches!
Our man Dave has arranged for alien spacecraft to hover over the stadium at halftime and create crop circles in the field turf.
Aliens. Grays from OSU.
are going to come and cropdust Michigan Stadium.
#flatulentaliens
What would that be? I would consider it pretty historic if:
- They reduced the price of tickets.
- Set aside more seats for the student body.
- Brandon took a recuction in his salary to fund another "non-revenue" sport or two, or if he donated a substantial part of it to a worthy charity.
- Turned down an ethically questionable sponsorship deal.
- Stopped jacking around with the uniformz.
- Generally speaking demonstrated that there was something more important than maximizing the amount of revenue the athletic department generates.
(The jokes, they write themselves.)
The University of Notre Dame field at Michigan Stadium. Hella troll job.
I think its to announce a historic rise in the budget for Sky Writing. Or to announce that MH370 actually landed in the Big House.