Simpson drives into street pole, whistled for a charge

Submitted by GoBlue96 on February 6th, 2020 at 1:09 PM

Now we know.

https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2020/02/zavier-simpson-hit-street-pole-in-ann-arbor-night-after-illinois-game-police-say.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=mlive_sf&utm_medium=social

ANN ARBOR, MI - Zavier Simpson drove a vehicle into a street pole while driving hours after after Michigan’s loss to Illinois last month, police said.

Officers discovered the senior point guard outside of a vehicle that made contact with a pole on the corner of Hill Street and South Forest Avenue at 3:03 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 26, Ann Arbor police said.

Officers asked Simpson if he was the driver, and he at first denied it, police said. He later owned up to the crash after further investigation, police said.

TheCube

February 6th, 2020 at 2:08 PM ^

I’m actually peeved the cops didn’t release all the information. If this was MSU, we’d be screaming corrupt cops. 
 

1 game isn’t enough for a DUI. If he was in the gray zone, then I hope he learned his fucking lesson. Driving impaired in 2020 is so god damn stupid with Uber Lyft etc. 

GET OFF YOUR H…

February 6th, 2020 at 2:27 PM ^

You know what also is not how it works?  If you or I are standing outside that car at 3 am and lie to the police...no way we don't get questioned for a DUI and given a ticket for driving too fast and sent on our way.  Let's be as naive as possible here and say he wasn't drinking...if you lie to police it's not going to end well.

Jeff_Jackson_Simpson

February 6th, 2020 at 9:55 PM ^

Thank you for being so dense sir, i wish everybody could be like you.

I would say it's common occurrence on campus for students at 3am to become disoriented,  borrow the ADs car , wrap it around a pole and forget their name. All that studying takes a toke. I mean a toll. 

 

Thank you for your support 

gobluem

February 6th, 2020 at 1:51 PM ^

 

 

 

1 game for being a dumbass and out at 3AM and crashing your car and initially lying to police....sure.

Not a huge fan of only a 1 game suspension if there was any legal impairment going on

Jud's_Forehead

February 6th, 2020 at 1:52 PM ^

Why would you suspend a kid for a simply making contact with a pole why driving?

 

Nothing to see here....

Boner Stabone

February 6th, 2020 at 2:25 PM ^

Well at least he had a one game suspension.  I remember Chris Rucker from the MSU football team did the something similar and was playing against Iowa the next week.  Gonna miss the good discipline from Mork and MSU.

NRK

February 6th, 2020 at 4:38 PM ^

But was the street pole's jersey ripped?

EDIT: Oh no. I didn't see this was two pages and posted the same joke as someone had an hour+ earlier. I deserve your shame.

LSAClassOf2000

February 6th, 2020 at 4:50 PM ^

You know, like in situations when people hit our equipment, it's the bill from damage claims and then the hassle that your insurance company will unleash (for that's who we send the bill to) that are usually the worst in such situations. 

Toledo_M_Fan

February 6th, 2020 at 5:14 PM ^

I see a lot of assumptions on here regarding his level of impairment. Maybe he was drinking earlier and stopped. Maybe he had some drinks but wasn't drunk. Either way, he's of legal age. Maybe he was hungry at 3 am and went to get food. Maybe he was going to get laid. None of us were there, and to assume he was hammered is ridiculous. Go find another team to root for if you're on your soapbox calling for a longer suspension. 

Jeff_Jackson_Simpson

February 6th, 2020 at 9:39 PM ^

Hi, 

I am new to the board. Nice to meet you all.

Does anybody need a ride tonight?

No, i don't look familiar, i have no idea what you are talking about.

I have never played basketball sir.