OT: Read, then Vomit -- Michigan fan proposes at Ohio Stadium
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/life_and_entertainment/2011/10/12/um-fan-takes-a-knee.html
This causes me to break out in hives for several reasons:
1. Marrying a Buckeye (Edit: it only makes me break out in hives, not Jim Brandstatter.)
2. Wagering to wear a TSIO shirt in the instance of a loss
3. Actually paying TSIO to rent a toilet for an hour
October 12th, 2011 at 11:58 AM ^
Do they have toilets there? I thought they just used their coolers.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:02 PM ^
This comment wins. Lock the thread.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:03 PM ^
The coolers are for the fans who can't afford to rent a toilet.
October 12th, 2011 at 2:39 PM ^
You mean all of them?
October 12th, 2011 at 12:17 PM ^
I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start.
October 12th, 2011 at 1:29 PM ^
But will that cause Ohio people to move up from pooping in coolers?
October 12th, 2011 at 12:53 PM ^
Are you kidding? It's the number one bafroom!
October 12th, 2011 at 1:02 PM ^
Since they added the student section it's no longer shaped like a horseshoe:
October 12th, 2011 at 3:05 PM ^
vagina?
October 12th, 2011 at 3:32 PM ^
Maybe he can let us know if this NSFWife or not...I'm not sure...
And I think it's wrong, anyway; I think Columbus is all just one big anus.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:36 PM ^
Man alive...I wonder how much a personal seat license costs to get premium seats in the Labia minora section? I'd pay serious coin to sit there.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:40 PM ^
They jacked up the prices in the Urethral Opening section. I hear the seat license was a real pisser.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:49 PM ^
I about spewed my coke all over my monitor when I scrolled down and saw that huge "seating guide" and secondly I was wondering why you wouldn't want to sit further North from there since I hear they pay better dividends when you sit there.
October 13th, 2011 at 10:06 AM ^
October 12th, 2011 at 5:16 PM ^
I hear they are planning a Jim Tressel statue to pop up at the bottom of this seating chart.
October 12th, 2011 at 2:51 PM ^
The only reason they changed the original design was becuase the heirs of Thomas Crapper were suing them for a patent violation.
October 12th, 2011 at 5:45 PM ^
Looks like a Toilet to me!
October 12th, 2011 at 12:03 PM ^
Because nothing is ever more important than MICH football.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:55 PM ^
Truer words have never been spoken.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:53 PM ^
From your mouth to God's ears.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:03 PM ^
Eh, who cares? Some things transcend college football and this is one of them. Props to him for doing something he knew would be special to her.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:09 PM ^
Goes both ways though. Why would she let him even do that if she really loved him?
October 12th, 2011 at 12:42 PM ^
She's just happy she married a pussy. Say hello to a minivan and the end of your life, my friend.
October 12th, 2011 at 2:31 PM ^
Its her way of letting him know who will wear the pants for the rest of their lives.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:04 PM ^
Imagine having to live with that for the rest of your life. I'd fall on a sword first.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:04 PM ^
roughly the going rate for a mid-level escort. That fits.
October 12th, 2011 at 1:36 PM ^
Craig James paid reportedly paid double that and didn't get his deposit back.
October 12th, 2011 at 1:40 PM ^
You have to return the thing you used in order to get your deposit back. Preferably in a condition to still be saleable.
October 12th, 2011 at 1:44 PM ^
What about the necrothingysexwithdeadpeopleproblem (sorry at work, don't know how to spell what I am referencing and certainly don't want to google it) they sure would buy it.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:06 PM ^
has both a life and a girlfriend. Just sayin'
October 12th, 2011 at 12:07 PM ^
*fiancee
October 12th, 2011 at 12:08 PM ^
is proposing after just 10 months...
October 12th, 2011 at 12:10 PM ^
The ring is pretty darn ugly if you ask me.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:14 PM ^
“It was a total shock,” said Zellers, 28, of Pataskala. “I thought we were just celebrating our 10-month anniversary (which was yesterday).”
Um no...no dude celebrates a 10 month anniversary. No dude ever heard of a 10 month anniversary, because they aren't real.
But good for them. She's cute and didn't actually attend OSU.
October 13th, 2011 at 10:56 AM ^
Which means she may be able to read.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:14 PM ^
The marriage thing happens. Our own Jim Brandstatter has been married to a Buckeye for over 30 years.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:46 PM ^
I've been married to a Buckeye fan for 2 years. That tends to happen when you work right next to campus. It's either a Buckeye fan or it's the baton twirler from high school that got picked on by the cool kids that went to OSU, thus shunning OSU and society in general. Those are literally the only two options that exist.
I will have to say that it's actually fun being outnumbered. I (some time in the near future hopefully) can rub it in when we beat them. I've learned not to celebrate prematurely though, as I once tailgated at the game that Troy Smith took over in the fourth quarter. I was drunk and very audibly taunting the Buckeye fans I was tailgating with. By the end of the third quarter I had drank myself into a stupor and somehow fell off a 10 foot tall tennis court fence, ripping my jeans from belt line to the back of my knee in the process. Later that day, a former OSU cheerleader most likely saved my life as I was dancing on top of an RV, still drunk, and slipped. Somehow a 120lb girl grabbed me, a 240lb guy, before I fell face first onto the concrete.
The moral of the story is that you should grow up at some point, but always look back at your early twenties and smile at what an idiot you were. Also, if you have a child with a Buckeye fan you will invariable piss off the in-laws by buying Michigan jerseys in size 2T. It's totally worth it...
October 12th, 2011 at 12:48 PM ^
Aren't Brandstatter's father and brother Spartys?
October 12th, 2011 at 12:15 PM ^
Some things are bigger than football. Call him whipped if you want, but don't insult him his fiancee for wanting to get married.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:25 PM ^
An insult would be to pee on her wedding dress. I'm just giving the dude the healthy ribbing he probably expects.
October 13th, 2011 at 10:58 AM ^
If some thing were bigger than football, why do it in a football stadium?
October 12th, 2011 at 12:16 PM ^
Damn i just ate lunch.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:26 PM ^
I wonder how much it would cost to rent out the Big House for an hour because I actually think that would be a pretty awesome way to propose.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:33 PM ^
It costs $6000 to rent the big house for an hour for a wedding. I'm not sure if you get a discount if your only proposing.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:28 PM ^
Good for him
(says the guy currently dating a Buckeye fan......)
October 12th, 2011 at 12:53 PM ^
GIVE ME BACK YOUR MICHIGAN MAN CARD.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:55 PM ^
It's one thing to date, even marry, a Buckeye fan. But to propose in the stadium? That is way above and beyond the call. If I was dating a Buckeye fan, I wouldn't ask him to propose in Michigan Stadium. There are certain times when you stay on your side of the fence and I'll stay on mine and we'll all be happy. This is one of them.
October 12th, 2011 at 1:00 PM ^
"There are certain times when you stay on your side of the fence and I'll stay on mine and we'll all be happy."
October 12th, 2011 at 12:39 PM ^
Or are we getting sick over something else?