STW P. Brabbs
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|6 days 23 hours ago||Revisionist history||
If an offense can move the ball but can't score, whether because of turnovers or mere red zon ineptitude, it's not a good offense.
They did put up 21 non-garbage-time points against Wisconsin, ranked 43rd in DFEI that year. But they were humiliated by the DFEI 40th MSU defense.
Overall, the 2010 offense had very good games against a good-but-not-great UConn defense, a very good ND defense, and a surprisingly good Illinois defense. They put up big numbers against horrible BGSU, IU, and UMass defenses, and they looked fairly good against middling Penn State, Purdue, and Wisconsin defenses.
They looked bad to bed-shittingly bad against a mediocre MSU defenses and very good/elite Iowa, OSU, and Miss. St. defenses.
That's a mixed goddamn bag if I've ever seen one, and it shades closer to mediocre than good in my opinion.
Claiming 2010 as evidence of a Rodriguez offensive juggernaut is what's revisionist.
Points, DFEI rank (standout performance)
UConn: 30, #39
ND: 28, #11
BGSU: 65, #92
IU: 42, #102
MSU: 17, #40
Iowa: 28, #16 (14 points garbage time)
PSU: 31, #48 (7 points garbage time)
Illinois: 67 (45 in reg.), #18
Purdue: 27, #47
Wisconsin: 28 (7 points garbage time), #43
OSU: 7, #2
Miss. St.: 14, #14
|14 weeks 3 days ago||Great news on McDonough||
McDonough is a smarmy little fuck who sure seems like he can't stand Michigan. There is literally no announcer I would be happier say SEEYA too. People bagged on Spielman because they were ready to see bias in him no matter what, but I thought if anything he was pretty soft on Michigan (and a great commentator). McDonough would often disagree with Spielman whenever he got too complimentary about Michigan. I cannot fucking stand that little shit.
|19 weeks 2 days ago||Dibella's||
That's a criminally underrated establishment.
|19 weeks 3 days ago||From the start, your argument||
From the start, your argument about wedding cakes is a non-sequitur, because it has nothing to do with what HB2 actually does. It does not limit the right to refuse services relating to gay weddings or to any other narrowly defined activities. It alllows discrimination, full stop.
Second, you actually do appear to state an (admittedly somewhat flaccid) endorsement close to the segregationist states' rights argument which I lampooned in my original post. ('I sure wish people didn't feel that way, but I still don't think the government should get involved.')
To take the wedding cake example further, would it be right and proper to defend a bakery that was just fine with birthday cakes for black customers, but wouldn't cater to an interracial wedding? Before you reply that the difference is some notion of 'religious beliefs,' be aware that many devout Christians did believe segregation of races to be ordained by God. Many white supremacist groups today believe the same - should they be allowed to refuse services to non-white people?
Finally, re: trans people. Perverts gonna pervert, trans or not. What's currently stopping male deviants from men's rooms, or female deviants from women's rooms? And regardless, is it fair to discriminate against trans people because non-trans, heterosexual creeps might do some ill shit?
The law is hateful. If it was based on such ostensibly high-minded principle you say it was, explain to me why was it passed with such stealth and secrecy.
|19 weeks 4 days ago||Totally on board||
Just like how Woolworth's should have been able to refuse service to those colored folks they thought were antithetical to civilized society. Goddamn federal overreach is what it is.
Also, the completely fictitious scenario of trans people creeping in bathrooms.
|24 weeks 4 days ago||You're moving the goalposts||
You're moving the goalposts here. The argument is not whether Smith will bring Illinois to the level of Saban or Carroll's programs. The argument is whether he will outperform what he did in the pros considering the nature of the job he has. If Smith can make Illiois a perennial division contender in the B1G West, that's impressive considering the long-term state of that program. Anyone who expects him to do what Saban or Carroll did is bananas.
|27 weeks 1 day ago||Nah.||
Suge killed 'em both.
|29 weeks 15 hours ago||What the fuck?||
Uh, why? He do something to you?
You know that's not Mike D'antonio, right?
|33 weeks 3 days ago||I think you're giving Ole||
I think you're giving Ole Miss too much credit. A quick glance at the teams' Wikipedia pages shows a pretty comparable oedigree. Also, Houston Nutt and Ron Zook are basically the same coach.
|33 weeks 3 days ago||This is the first I've heard||
This is the first I've heard about LSU running a tight ship. Les certainly didn't do so at Oklahoma State. If anything, I'd bet LSU is like Ohio State -- they run a tight ship in that no one in the state is going to say a solitary word to the NCAA about any violations.
|37 weeks 23 hours ago||I have no idea on this one||
Being sarcastic, or not?
Straight guy here, so not an expert, but I'd be surprised to hear ladies say Schiano is a particularly good-looking dude. Unless they're into the whole Nick Lachay but more simian thing.
|37 weeks 6 days ago||I was struggling to describe them||
And you nailed it. They look like shit that was airbrushed on the side of a van. In terms of design, those are deeply silly helmets.
|44 weeks 2 days ago||Crootin'||
He won't get the same tyle of classes at, say, Rutgers, of course. But he's still a good recruiter He certainly 'sold Michigan' better than Rodriguez did.
|44 weeks 2 days ago||Let me be clear that I think||
Let me be clear that I think Hoke needed to go.
But I don't know why people keep trotting out the 'one year less experience in the OL' stat as condemnation. One whole year less across the OL, the position where experience matters more than any except maybe QB, seems like kind of a big deal to me.
|44 weeks 2 days ago||Popcorn!||
What an insightful and creative contribution!
|45 weeks 1 day ago||Breaston||
Pre-foot injury Breaston was about as fast as anyone I've seen for Michigan, except for maybe Denard. He lost a step after that, though.
|48 weeks 1 day ago||Nuclear icebreaker||
If there's one thing Smith doesn't have trouble with, it's running through the tackles of defenders under 250 lbs.
|48 weeks 1 day ago||Just wondering||
At any point, did anything about posting this picture in a discussion about a 17 year-old boy strike you as maybe, I don't know, a little weird? Creepy even?
|48 weeks 3 days ago||I really think Gary is a||
I really think Gary is a special talent - better than McDowell or Hand. If his high school tape reminds me of one player, it's Ndamakong Suh. He has the choice of either depositing lineman behind the line of scrimmage OR beating them around the edge.
|48 weeks 6 days ago||doing this right?||
I wrote about how I have dreams about being a woman on him and hid him under my mattress.
Also he's really good at press coverage.
|48 weeks 6 days ago||Can't tell if serious||
But if so, here's how I know you're wrong: you're the only one putting this explanation forward in this entire thread.
|48 weeks 6 days ago||IT HAS NITHING TO DO WITH POLITENESSIT'S JUST||
IT HAS NITHING TO DO WITH POLITENESS
IT'S JUST FUCKING DUMB.
IF YOU CAN THINK OF A WITTY WAY TO CALL PEOPLE FUCKSTICK TAINTGOBLINS IN A CHANT I'LL DEFEND YOU TO THE BITTER END.
WHY DO YOU THINK 'YOU SUCK' IS EDGY?? THOSE WHO DEFEND THIS CHANT SEEM LIKE THE ONES WHO CLUTCH PEARLS AND GASP AT ADOLESCENT ANTICS IN THIS PARTICULAR DEBATE.
|48 weeks 6 days ago||!||
I'm excited too!
|48 weeks 6 days ago||Word||
This post feels more like a backdoor way to slam Gardner than anything else. I'd fucking love to see Gardner be here for a coherent offense coached by top-shelf talent.
Don't care how long you've been around, bruh, you're saying nothing of value here.
|48 weeks 6 days ago||No one is worried that it's impolite||
It's just fucking stupid. It's the goddamn Early Season Bart Simpson of cheers.
'See ya,' by contrast, is 18x more obscene, but it's original and funny.
Dickhead first graders say 'you suck.' Using it as a chant is a vociferous declaration of being an unimaginative dickhead.
|48 weeks 6 days ago||Conflating two things||
I knew the dudes who were the weirdo claw zealots. They were trying to replace the standard 'first down' motion, which they thought looked like the FSU/Atlanta Braves chop thing. Had nothing to do with 'you suck' - which does, after all, consist of words and not an arm motion, and did not exist until at least 2005.
|48 weeks 6 days ago||No||
Absolutely did not happen to any significant degree in 2003, nor 2004.
|49 weeks 1 day ago||Spielman also said that, with||
Spielman also said that, with Harbaugh, the days of OSU's recent dominance are over, and that the programs will be even once again. Pretty bold statement considering OSU's record the past 3 years.
People who think Spielman is biased these days are going into the game looking for any example they can get, and ignoring all the complimentary things he says - when warranted - about Michigan.
|49 weeks 1 day ago||I think it's funny when||
I think it's funny when people complain about Spielman's bias - he all but gave Michigan a tongue bath in this game.
Sean McDonough, on the other hand, is a mkserable, shaved fucking rat who clearly hates Michigan, and also visibly bristled when Spielman knocked the SEC.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||I think there are two factors here. First, I think||
I think there are two factors here. First, I think the players genuinely like and respect Hoke. But I'm also starting to get the sense that they were advised quite strongly that if they'd like to do anything in Michigan Stadium beyond running stadium steps they won't say anything negative about the previous staff.