WTF Haiku
November 11th, 2013 at 8:55 AM ^
uhhhh...
1000 point limit?
November 11th, 2013 at 9:05 AM ^
Uhhhh, I'm looking for
Creative anger venting
Not that hard to do
November 11th, 2013 at 9:45 AM ^
"1000 point limit" is precisely the wrong response. this is the best thread of the day so far. while other people are posting snowflake nonsense, this OP combined an mgoblog tradition - haiku - with our current predicament.
November 11th, 2013 at 8:54 AM ^
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck shit
November 11th, 2013 at 9:11 AM ^
November 11th, 2013 at 9:34 AM ^
If I had MGoPoints to give, you'd get mine.
November 11th, 2013 at 9:02 AM ^
o-line is still a trainwreck
president is drunk
November 11th, 2013 at 9:03 AM ^
May I recommend a good psychologist?
November 11th, 2013 at 9:08 AM ^
I'm here for the free mgopoints
November 11th, 2013 at 9:09 AM ^
November 11th, 2013 at 9:12 AM ^
Woke up from long nap
Brady Hoke is not our coach
What a silly dream
November 11th, 2013 at 9:13 AM ^
in his moobies but can't coach
an offense worth shit
Brady says he can
hear football. Does it sound like
a toilet flushing?
Greg, you were the man
But now your DB's play eight
yards off on 4th down?
November 11th, 2013 at 9:14 AM ^
Four season tickets
Money spent to watch this crap
No more with Borges
November 11th, 2013 at 9:15 AM ^
November 11th, 2013 at 9:16 AM ^
Because this is a bad thread
Got my MGoPoints
November 11th, 2013 at 9:22 AM ^
Stop bitching bout thread
Not like anything else is there
Tired of talking Borges
November 11th, 2013 at 9:27 AM ^
You say that you are
Tired of talking about Borges
But isn't this, that?
November 11th, 2013 at 9:32 AM ^
Maybe this is that
But this could also be this:
everything needs fix
November 11th, 2013 at 9:37 AM ^
I should clarify
Not tired of talking Borges per say
Creative bitching
November 11th, 2013 at 9:47 AM ^
I think there should be
A good microsoft paint thread
Those are the best. Yes.
November 11th, 2013 at 9:53 AM ^
Require Haiku posts
Limits words, forces thinking
Borges still sucks bad
November 11th, 2013 at 9:24 AM ^
Cookies
November 11th, 2013 at 9:32 AM ^
yes this team is bad,
please look on the brighter side:
basketball is here
I feel bad for our
moderators. Thankless job
deleting bad posts.
Another blah bowl
is in our near future now.
Better than 'oh-eight.
November 11th, 2013 at 9:45 AM ^
Basketball is great
Outstanding coaching and play
So much fun to watch
November 11th, 2013 at 9:55 AM ^
need McGary soon
hope his back heals rapidly
before Big Ten play.
Hoops team is awesome
raining threes and alley-oops
so much fun to watch.
This thread easily
the most fun I've had in days.
Thanks for starting it!
November 11th, 2013 at 10:16 AM ^
I needed to vent
And needed to feel better
Haiku meets the need
November 11th, 2013 at 11:33 AM ^
Only one question
Not knowing grammer myself
Is it "alleys-oop?"
November 11th, 2013 at 9:36 AM ^
Could be four and five
Could also be eight and one
Blocking is hard, man
November 11th, 2013 at 9:38 AM ^
Al Borges has turned
The Big House into a Fac-
-Tory of Sadness
November 11th, 2013 at 9:40 AM ^
November 11th, 2013 at 9:43 AM ^
Universe crazy
Lions better than UM
Two plus two is five.
November 11th, 2013 at 10:18 AM ^
The world, upside down
How 'bout them Detroit Lions?
Not your father's Olds
November 11th, 2013 at 9:45 AM ^
November 11th, 2013 at 9:46 AM ^
Might repurpose this
And make it a Snowflake Thread
Foster brevity
Open Thread next week
Dactylic hexameter
Curse as Homer did
November 11th, 2013 at 9:56 AM ^
November 11th, 2013 at 9:47 AM ^
November 11th, 2013 at 9:48 AM ^
Season not over yet
Still time for Lions to suck
Long time since 57
November 11th, 2013 at 10:14 AM ^
Lions may suck still
hopes sad long-suffering fan
of team wearing brown
November 11th, 2013 at 9:54 AM ^
Michigan, in fall, is gorgeous.
C'mon, Brady, fire Borges
Even with the great Dupree
(long before he nuked his knee)
Al would call a fullback dive
First and 10 - a loss of 3.
Summertime in Traverse City
Indiana showed us pity
Willing exhibition partner
Never blitzing Devin Gardner
Looked like we were f'in Baylor
Not so fast - the games get harder
Winter brings eternal gray
2 yard losses, sacks all day
Interceptions, sniffed-out screen
Unblocked blitzers; Derrick Green
Tight ends tough like tissue paper
Field goal kicker is a raper
Rot foundation filled with roaches;
Not the players, it's the coaches
'Fore again the fat man gorges
Dammit, Brady, fire Borges.
November 11th, 2013 at 9:52 AM ^
November 11th, 2013 at 10:01 AM ^
Why do you not like
the effort of MGoBoard?
Cut them some slack, man.
November 11th, 2013 at 10:22 AM ^
But "What" is just one
"The Fuck" adds two more of them
First line sums to five
November 11th, 2013 at 9:56 AM ^
Basketball season
Please Coach B raise our spirits
Six and Six sucks ass
November 11th, 2013 at 10:03 AM ^
MGoBlog: shark jumped
Michigan Football, hates me
November 11th, 2013 at 10:07 AM ^
Skipped Saturday's game
To hang with wife and offspring
Damn good decision
November 11th, 2013 at 10:21 AM ^
Mary's halftime speech
Tackle for loss drinking game
Greaaaatest michiguh sooooooo prowwouwwd pthphthphhh
November 11th, 2013 at 10:21 AM ^
When you run max pro
Only two guys run routes
no one gets open
November 11th, 2013 at 10:28 AM ^
Why we run max pro
when we can not fucking block
anyone at all?