Because... well yea. There have been very few times that are more fitting than now to ask this question.
Me: Beer. Until I can't drink anymore. Don't know what kind. Don't even care.
followed closely by a couple of real good bong hits
Quantity not quality.
15 High Life Light. Aaaaaaaaand go.
It was researched once that a 1/2 barrel of Beast is the cheapest alcohol available by dollar per whatever amount of alcohol. I have no link, maybe it's an urban legend, but I'll take it as gospel.
Go for that.
I just had my first swig of Cutty Sark and it hurts so good. My girlfriend is going to be pissed when she gets home because I am getting tore up from the floor up.
MMMMMMMMMMM, Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch!
Tequila until I go blind.
Since I'm in Atlanta this weekend... Sweetwater, Sweet Tea, or anything with "Sweet" in it.
heavily...(insert whatever is in reach here)
Im all ready one White Russian down and I am going on a bar crawl with my classmates tonight, good timing on that one.
151 with lots of cocaine and vicadin mixed in.
Time to make some phone calls.
with occasional shots of Jäger
Do you know a Kevin Waymen by any chance? That lives in the Indianapolis area.
As a matter of fact, I specifically thanked ol' Kevin in my Heisman acceptance speech.
I'm kidding. Tim Waymen is a fictional Michigan QB in the movie The Program.
First thing I grab and it will be prefaced by a swift kick to the nuts because that's about how I feel right now. Those guys didn't deserve to lose that way.
Thankfully my department's bar crawl is scheduled for tonight. See everyone sunday morning.
The Day of High Life has already begun.
Tonight? I was suppose to wait until tonight?
And probably some Tanqueray and Sierra Mist Free later 'cause that's how I roll.
Ah yes, the 40, they do tend to make everything all better don't they?
A hand grenade. And I'm not talking about the cocktail.
High school style is in order for today and tonight and the rest of the weekend for that matter. After what has transpired I'm going with a handle of the cheapest vodka on the shelf at the dirtiest dirt hole of a liquor store. Following that I will purchase as many foods as I can find with trans fats in them drink and eat til life becomes euphoric and the loss has been wiped from my long and short term memory. Bonus, max out all credit cards with hookers. I still doubt that will suffice. This pain is eternal or at least until football begins in September.
Usually you can charge the initial fee with the agency that sends her out, but a credit card won't cut it if you want to get down to business. On the bright side, I've "heard" that some of them will take a personal check, though this can break the illusion when they have to give you their real name (turns out her parents didn't really name her Candy), so I would just leave that part blank.
I've never hired a hooker so I really was unaware of the process involved in making such an arrangement of the flesh. hahaha. Your expertise is greatly appreciated. Not to be too vulgar but I guess a weekend of hate fucking is in order.
...and they appreciate the business.
With this wisdom you can conquer the world.
Bitter.... bitter... tears...
scotch. With a puff or two thrown in for good measure to void the pain from the year of unrelenting dong punches.
dong punching your fan base was a varsity sport... Maybe we might win something...
I think with me the question lies what am I NOT drinking tonight. I just left work early sick and I'm stopping by the liquor store on the way home for lots of "medicine". Luna is going to feel GREAT tonight....
7pm? Why wait?
Of the first person wearing scarlet and gray that I see walking the steets.
And maybe I'll mix it with some Arrow or 5 O'Clock vodka, just so I can get drunk too.
this ear is gonna be someone elses tomorrow.
151 straight up.
Even getting rid of that stupid screen Bacardi puts in to reduce the flow of that sweet nectar.
In fact, I'm thinking maybe just Bombay Saphire in a glass.
Why the Bombay Sapphire over Tanqueray? I went back and forth during undergrad but I always liked Tanqueray more.
2 shots Hendrick's, tonic to taste, 2 ice cubes, and 2 slices of cucumber. Can't go wrong.
They're both good for G&T's, but Bombay is definitely better if you are drinking it straight up.
That about sums up the season.
Grain alcohol, tears, and bile. Same as always.
Cough syrup and some beer to boot.
Why not make a Flaming Moe?
I would but I can't take the gin. Good suggestion though.
Started with beer, have moved on to emptying my bottle of Bailey's into a glass. I don't have a lot of booze at the moment.
Anything and everything besides Maker's Mark