Weekend highlights
"If you ain't got no haters, you aint poppin, so hate away"
7 - Bears 6 - Bucs 5 - Raiders 4 - Rams 3 - Dolphins 2 - Bills 1 - Chargers
BBQ convo: Which guys do we think are coming to Michigan, want to come, or we can convince to come? Which guys families have scheduled a follow up visit?
DJ Pickett, Quincy Porter, Xavier Newsome, Elijah Dotson, and Akili Smith to push BU or a fall back.
Sanderson kid got offered in hoops
Dudek is a clown prick, who deserves to be blacklisted from college football, and a life of colonoscopy and cavities.
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BU coming!
GB coming!
cheers
Akili Smith to Oregon today. I am sure that is what you meant above…….
BU = Bryce Underwood...that's all I got.
GB is Gatlin Baer
What is Dudek doing these days besides snitching about hamburgers? Does he have a job in football?
Doesn't seem like it. Pretty sure he was not retained by the new Mississippi State head coach.
Thank you! I thought he was sharing personal details about Garth Brooks…
DJ Pickett, Quincy Porter, Xavier Newsome, Elijah Dotson, and Akili Smith to push BU or a fall back.
Let me translate the above back into normal GOJ venacular:
DP, QP, XN, ED and AS to push BU or a fall back.
You're welcome.
Ok but what does all that mean? What are they pushing Underwood to do? Commit? Who is the fall back? There is a fall back option? First I've heard of this. Please help!
I think he's asserting Akili Smith Jr is the fallback option
So BU is coming, but Akili Smith Jr is the fallback option. LOL.
lol - Akili Smith Jr just committed to Oregon
Thank you.
I found that very unprofessional of GoJ to use full first and last names /s
Give the people what they want and what they want is the puzzle.
I don't like being so confused on a Monday morning.
Dudek is a clown prick, who deserves to be blacklisted from college football, and a life of colonoscopy and cavities.
Maybe I'm the only one, but I didn't think the colonoscopy was that bad at all. I got a good cleanse and a great nap out of it.
Not eating and shitting your brains out the 24 hours prior kind of sucks.
i'm trying to make a joke about how this original thread was created, but i can't stick the landing on it.
The actual shitting time was about 1 1/2 total..... two sessions of 30 to 45 minutes..... It wasn't that much diferrent than checking in to eleven warriors or lil' bro's football blog.
Spot-on comparison.
It’s the colonoscopy prep that’s the killer. The rest is okay.
Completely agree, x 2, with a third in the near future.
I didn't even nap. (A friend told me later that you should never turn down a benzo hit. That's not unreasonable.) On the first two I didn't want to take any PTO, so I did them without sedation. It wasn't a big deal. Went straight to the office afterward.
Well I asked for mine to be done without sedation and without lubrication while I was on a work conference call.
Totally agree with you. Having had my 5th one recently, I don't spend 24 hours shitting. I adjust my intake 3 days ahead, and start the cleansing process about 12 hours in advance and am typicall clear after the first round. I go, have a great nap, then my wife takes me to Yesterdog where I pickup 3 Ultradogs and a diet coke. The prize at the end of a process that really isn't bad, and keeps me on top of the cancer that took both my parents. So if you are an MGoBlogger of a certain age, get it done. Get the chili dogs when you are done, and live for your loved ones.
Go Blue!
Sorry to hear about your parents.
I like to make fun of the process, but it really isn't bad. And early detection is critical so there's really no reason for anyone no to get it done. I'm glad that the new guidelines allowed my doctor to refer me at 45.
They are normally fine outside of the prep for it but I woke up right and the end of my last one and that didn't feel great. They warned me it might happen but that didn't make it any better when you come out of anesthesia to that feeling!
I'm guessing BU = Bryce Underwood and GB = Gatlin Bair.
Just use full names.
Unfortunately that’s the schtick
I'm almost 40. I'm too old for schticks.
So you're not a man, yet?
Alas...
Apparently he has to code his intel otherwise Albert Karschnia will get mad/in trouble. That's my understanding anyway.
Ghost of Jermaine Gonzalez is at most a janitor at Schembechler Hall.
Plus he's a fucking idiot
Dudek burner account? lol
You got an upvote from me for posting an OP and using mostly full names. Thanks for the info!
I'm in the I'll believe it when they suit up and walk on the football field camp in today's recruiting atmosphere, but I appreciate the information.
These are so annoying, but here goes:
- UM has haters (NCAA) so we’re doing things right (also Robert Saleh mentioned this the other day wrt Sean Payton)
- Some sort of troll job about which coaching gigs Harbaugh would leave for?
- truly unenlightening recruiting strategizing
- 2025 recruits are pushing Bryce Underwood to join / lead the class, or are otherwise doing the same for a fall back option (Montgomery?)
- Jon Sanderson’s son was offered by UM hoops - good for him
- Former UM recruiting guy Matt Dudek (now at Miss St) tattled on Harbaugh to the NCAA and now GOJ is mad
- It’s been a lot of days since we lost to OSU
- Bryce Underwood is coming to UM
- Gatlin Bair is coming to UM
- cheers
- Former UM recruiting guy Matt Dudek (now at Miss St) tattled on Harbaugh to the NCAA and now GOJ is mad
To be fair to GoJ, Dudek is a fucking piece of shit. Pretty sure the new HC at Miss State booted him, too.
With “Haters” he is referring to the mods and others who warned him to not steal others threads and posters who called BS to his insights. He never responded to the mods or posters and his quoted “haters” is his response.
Doesn’t this kind of cryptic insider shtik remind everyone of other many other fake insiders on the internet.
So not only did I need to get out my decoder ring to decipher this post, it wasn't even informative. Great. Good job Ghost of Jermaine.
Potential Harbaugh destinations after the season?
Hadn't heard much about Quincy Porter before this. He's a Top 100 receiver from NJ in the 2025 class. Looks like he was visiting for the BBQ this past weekend. Hopefully GOJ is right and we're off to a good start with him.
Can we talk about the quality of food being served at the BBQ? If that is what they are giving these recruits, then I'm severely disappointed.
But if they're recruiting 5 year olds, they're killing the game.
I think they've served Slow's in the past so it was a bit surprising.
Sure, let's talk about it. First, though, we need to know what was served and how the recruits felt about it. Supply that info, and we can talk (note: don't just post a random picture of one guy's plate).
That one plate was def unimpressive but hey, sometimes kids want or choose hot dogs and chicken fingers instead of brisket and pulled pork.
the MgobloggerBBQ at the big house would def have a different menu.
They were planning to grill burgers, but part of the negotiated suspension involves banning U of M from supplying burgers to recruits. A last minute menu overhaul was required.
I'll admit I barely understand these posts and they're probably barely batting .500 in terms of accuracy but at this point good things keep happening at UM so lets roll with it.
Well, I, for one, appreciate the cryptic nature of these posts. It's like getting insider info from the Frank Gorshin Riddler.
I am pretty sure that Red would have threatened to put his foot up Eric's ass if Eric and friends made a post like that.
Kidding - I like the posts too.